Was craving pure shit for lunch and remembered the infamous "Brick" by Dpeezy, Basically putting crushed nachos, crackers, ramen with some pickles and sausage in a bag and pour hot water over it. Mine fell apart but the incest of spices, artificial flavours and pickles on your tongue is incredible
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adventurepony@reddit
When my bud got out we were stoked to have him cook us up some prison food. Got all the necessary cantina stuff that'd he'd have had on the inside and let him go to town with it. Homie just stole all our snacks and dipped. 😔
fizzymilk@reddit
... The Aristocrats!
LilChief@reddit
These posts always make me want to vomit. A lump of soggy chips and pickles would sap me of any will to live
pocketMagician@reddit
"The incest of spices" is just perfect.
Mccmangus@reddit
It's like a sex party in your mouth and the whole family is invited
LogicFeels474@reddit
ShreekingEeel@reddit
This is a prison burrito
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420@reddit
Yeah, when did it start getting called a "brick"? This was always a burrito
TantricEmu@reddit
Chee chee where I’m from
Ectobatic@reddit
Hookups from what I’ve been told
bbymiscellany@reddit
Break where I am
xmarsbarso@reddit
Different regions call it different things
agentfortyfour@reddit
All those videos remind me that I'd die in prison as a celiac.
Mission-Fox537@reddit
This man said “Incest Of Spices”
roarrshock@reddit
Use your commissary card to chop?
holographiccapybara@reddit
BUSSIN!
chichidaplug@reddit
You think you gon want sum bunkie?
Nervenzusammenbruch@reddit (OP)
Free bunkie ✊
Ok_Decision4163@reddit
The Wet Burrito
Yutadickrider@reddit
Enough sodium for a lifetime
Goobygoodra@reddit
The what of spices
Prince_Katherine9140@reddit
If I want to sit in the bathroom shitting myself for hours and still be thirsty after my kitchen sink runs out of water I’ll just eat a bag of flaming Cheetos and call it a day 🤣
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit
I would NEVER in a million years
Expert_Fan_1026@reddit
Nothing like making prison food with garbage ingredients when you can actually make something good in the free world.
Drew_zero@reddit
They do shit like that in jail and make a loaf out of it
RepublicImportant321@reddit
The raw sodium content in that brick must be getting close to incapacitating a small child.
drspacetaco@reddit
OP actually cooked the sodium content with hot water. It wasn’t raw.
1punchporcelli@reddit
Once you make parole you never gotta eat one again
drspacetaco@reddit
I’m going to start describing a lot of spices as an incest of spices
SharkPicnic@reddit
Good on you prepping for prison. It should make the transition easier.
longDreadsNmore@reddit
Ayeeee the fact that Dpeezy mention made it on Reddit is awesome aye if u on here Dpeezy I love your content
Nervenzusammenbruch@reddit (OP)
There is a lot of his content posted in r/stupidfood
longDreadsNmore@reddit
DISGUSTING > BUSSIN
mkstot@reddit
That’s an incarcurrito.
dbeast64@reddit
That's definitely some Friday night prison stuff right there. Just don't do the ones with canned mackerel 😩
Lemme guess, dessert was a Snickers bar wrapped in a honey bun and heated in the microwave 🤔
longDreadsNmore@reddit
Bruh that was the lick when I was in FCI Butner in 99
SimonCallahan@reddit
Please, I can only get so erect.
Tiaradactyl_DaWizard@reddit
Why make prison food on the outside ? They make it out of necessity, you have so many choice
reluctantlysharing@reddit
Stoner food reasons with no man.
DasHexxchen@reddit
Looks like nervous breakdown food.
dangitbobbeh6@reddit
Bussin!
Ranilaxmibai@reddit
That looks fire 🔥 to me
Nervenzusammenbruch@reddit (OP)
BUSSIN 🔥🔥
5aladknuckle5@reddit
Kachow
Responsible-Summer-4@reddit
incest ?
Nervenzusammenbruch@reddit (OP)
Incest.
Gimmemylighterback@reddit
brimm2@reddit
I went down a rabbit hole looking at this dpeezy dudes food videos. Ain't gonna lie a lot of these recipes look like they would give me bad poops
ChefArtorias@reddit
This is jail delicacy.
death_listing@reddit
oh good the sodium cook-up
Uchihagod53@reddit
So basically a walking taco?