Even when you work a full time job, 12 days in a row-this is relatable.
Posted by BallstotheWall27@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 12 comments
The bums lost!
thai-stik-admin@reddit
Mind if I do a Jay?
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
You’re in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm.
aaalllouttabubblegum@reddit
/ud Doing shift work, often weekends. I haven't known what day it is since maybe this time last year. I only know the date. This is the line I quote most often in daily life.
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Mr-Brown-Is-A-Wonder@reddit
My boss asked me to work on my days off for a month. My coworkers made a joke about it at a big meeting in front of HR. My boss pulled me into his office to blame me for not telling him he had asked me to work for over 30 days.
2wheelsThx@reddit
Did you say "I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
I do ask people "is this a Wednesday?" At work, even though I'm gainfully employed.
dhlthecobra@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man.
Chernobwontfallout@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
No, I do mind! The Dude minds! This aggression will not stand, man
2wheelsThx@reddit
Do what your parents did - get a better job, Sir. The slaves will always lose!
kinkyslc1@reddit