Midnight Cravings
Posted by Expert_Ad_1082@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 71 comments
I was processing some heavy shit. Chainsmoked 3 cigarettes. I love boiled hotdogs but my egg donor hates it and would yell and nag at me for eating these.
Mazasaurus@reddit
I thought they were unbreaded mozzerella sticks at first glance
SirStocksAlott@reddit
I thought it was raw dough for unbaked breadsticks
Ismellpu@reddit
Why did you have to eat it out of a dog bowl on the floor though?
Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)
It's kitchen counter & that's just what we use to serve food 😅 its common where I'm from.
MeddlinQ@reddit
You have tiles on the kitchentop? That might be even bigger red flag than those boiled dogs.
Ismellpu@reddit
The pound?
mumooshka@reddit
Specific_Tear_7485@reddit
You boil those for a week?
ThatsRobToYou@reddit
I reported this post for self harm. Just in case.
Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)
Lmaoo I swear I'm OK 😂
yougotyolks@reddit
-perspicacious_@reddit
Joke?
ThatsRobToYou@reddit
Yes.
jdog024@reddit
Boiled white hotdogs, smothered in ketchup, eaten out of a dog bowl?
Lexiiboo97@reddit
Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)
Thank you 😌
daddysbestestkitten@reddit
I just finished up a can of vienna sausages dipped in barbecue sauce sauce...it's a treat that can't be beat.
Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)
YUM 😋 you get it
My_Favourite_Pen@reddit
the out of focus photo only makes this dish even more presentable
ObviousProperty7046@reddit
Are you ok
Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)
Yes thank you
Synicull@reddit
Buddy you got some shaky cam on cheese sticks
ex-farm-grrrl@reddit
I thought they were string cheese. But no. Those are hotdogs. Just a few servings of hotdogs.
TrainingFilm4296@reddit
This post would suggest otherwise...
Xfuck1tX@reddit
HungryAdi@reddit
What are we looking at here
Ran-sama@reddit
I mean ketchup on string cheese isn't the wor.......HOTDOGS!!!!!
Funkeydote@reddit
You dont have to raw dog your nightly cravings.
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
Wait OP I am curious what is it about boiled hotdogs that you prefer over regular seared/broiled/grilled dogs? Never had them boiled before, so am genuinely curious what differences there are in things like taste and texture
Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)
Boiled hotdogs have better snap & I like the saltier taste when it is raw 😋
Mike_Oxsmall_420@reddit
Hannibal Lecter if he liked dudes /s
pastor_ov_muppets@reddit
Is that a dog bowl?
Various-Age-5792@reddit
Dear sweet baby Jesus that is bad
DocFuckinCochran@reddit
Good luck shitting tomorrow. Also borrow one of your gfs tampons just in case.
GothicaSweetHart@reddit
those look raw...
Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)
They are lol. I said "boiled" really I only defrosted them in somewhat hot/warm water.
BumStretcher@reddit
What the fuck am I looking at
cbr204863@reddit
What/why/how the fuck are white hotdogs?!
Doglover4561@reddit
I thought these were dog biscuits at first
DowntownEconomist255@reddit
Eating the 3 cigarettes seems more appetizing. Here’s a hug.
Chambersxmusic@reddit
My brother, cook those a lil longer, pop em on a plate and invite me over
Ianofminnesota@reddit
A reflection of the darker side of humanity
discordianofslack@reddit
Cravings for what? Dog bones with ketchup?
Kenzi_Slays@reddit
are you pretending to be a dog?
Agitated-tone-50@reddit
This made me panic a little.
-perspicacious_@reddit
Is that not string cheese?
blueboy714@reddit
Looks more like string cheese and ketchup
Prisonbread@reddit
You mean you chainsmoked 3 blunts right?
Random_Individual97@reddit
How to say that you need therepy without saying you need therapy
Fuckeveryoneidgaf@reddit
Egg donor?
NeatStrategy6658@reddit
Now this is what I'm here for. Feelings of Repulsion
ShinobivsNinjaDragon@reddit
Light skin glizzys!
pussypotpy@reddit
The hotdog don’t even look boiled lol as they seem like they’re connected together lol
Homework_Happy@reddit
Pigment free pig. Never seen that before
BlackerDoom@reddit
Not the albino frankfurter
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Also boiled hotdogs are genuinely the best hotdogs imo 😅
ninjabunnyfootfool@reddit
"Everyone hated that"
TrainingFilm4296@reddit
Boiled is a tiny step above raw...
Blooky_44@reddit
Yeah but I’ve never seen hotdogs look like…this.
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Neither. Really curious what brand they are
ninjabunnyfootfool@reddit
Processing some heavy shit by eating heavily processed shit. It's like poetry
SuperDizz@reddit
This fucking sub, I tell ya..
ferretsRfantastic@reddit
Oh look, it's depression in a dog bowl 😍
poofandmook@reddit
Are these chicken?
AnalystNo1864@reddit
You got them ghost dogs
wildcardluni@reddit
Put the ketchup on the side…
lottiexx@reddit
They don't look appetizing like that! To eat them raw, you should have sliced them and added some cheese cubes.
Weird_Yam6398@reddit
You actually craved this?
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
I feel like you need a hug. <>
alazystoner420@reddit
You must've boiled the color out white hotdogs yuck. Unless they're turkey dogs or something
Professional-Cap9599@reddit
Life doesn't have to be this way