Midnight Cravings | TheaterFire

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Mazasaurus@reddit

I thought they were unbreaded mozzerella sticks at first glance

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

I thought it was raw dough for unbaked breadsticks

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Ismellpu@reddit

Why did you have to eat it out of a dog bowl on the floor though?

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Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)

It's kitchen counter & that's just what we use to serve food 😅 its common where I'm from.

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MeddlinQ@reddit

You have tiles on the kitchentop? That might be even bigger red flag than those boiled dogs.

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ThatsRobToYou@reddit

I reported this post for self harm. Just in case.

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jdog024@reddit

Boiled white hotdogs, smothered in ketchup, eaten out of a dog bowl?

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daddysbestestkitten@reddit

I just finished up a can of vienna sausages dipped in barbecue sauce sauce...it's a treat that can't be beat.

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My_Favourite_Pen@reddit

the out of focus photo only makes this dish even more presentable

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Synicull@reddit

Buddy you got some shaky cam on cheese sticks

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ex-farm-grrrl@reddit

I thought they were string cheese. But no. Those are hotdogs. Just a few servings of hotdogs.

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Ran-sama@reddit

I mean ketchup on string cheese isn't the wor.......HOTDOGS!!!!!

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Funkeydote@reddit

You dont have to raw dog your nightly cravings.

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Wait OP I am curious what is it about boiled hotdogs that you prefer over regular seared/broiled/grilled dogs? Never had them boiled before, so am genuinely curious what differences there are in things like taste and texture

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Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)

Boiled hotdogs have better snap & I like the saltier taste when it is raw 😋

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Mike_Oxsmall_420@reddit

Hannibal Lecter if he liked dudes /s

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pastor_ov_muppets@reddit

Is that a dog bowl?

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Various-Age-5792@reddit

Dear sweet baby Jesus that is bad

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DocFuckinCochran@reddit

Good luck shitting tomorrow. Also borrow one of your gfs tampons just in case.

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GothicaSweetHart@reddit

those look raw...

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Expert_Ad_1082@reddit (OP)

They are lol. I said "boiled" really I only defrosted them in somewhat hot/warm water.

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BumStretcher@reddit

What the fuck am I looking at

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cbr204863@reddit

What/why/how the fuck are white hotdogs?!

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Doglover4561@reddit

I thought these were dog biscuits at first

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DowntownEconomist255@reddit

Eating the 3 cigarettes seems more appetizing. Here’s a hug.

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Chambersxmusic@reddit

My brother, cook those a lil longer, pop em on a plate and invite me over

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Ianofminnesota@reddit

A reflection of the darker side of humanity

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discordianofslack@reddit

Cravings for what? Dog bones with ketchup?

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Kenzi_Slays@reddit

are you pretending to be a dog?

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Agitated-tone-50@reddit

This made me panic a little.

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-perspicacious_@reddit

Is that not string cheese?

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blueboy714@reddit

Looks more like string cheese and ketchup

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Prisonbread@reddit

You mean you chainsmoked 3 blunts right?

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Random_Individual97@reddit

How to say that you need therepy without saying you need therapy

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Fuckeveryoneidgaf@reddit

Egg donor?

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NeatStrategy6658@reddit

Now this is what I'm here for. Feelings of Repulsion

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ShinobivsNinjaDragon@reddit

Light skin glizzys!

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pussypotpy@reddit

The hotdog don’t even look boiled lol as they seem like they’re connected together lol

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Homework_Happy@reddit

Pigment free pig. Never seen that before

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BlackerDoom@reddit

Not the albino frankfurter

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MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit

Also boiled hotdogs are genuinely the best hotdogs imo 😅

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ninjabunnyfootfool@reddit

"Everyone hated that"

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TrainingFilm4296@reddit

Boiled is a tiny step above raw...

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Blooky_44@reddit

Yeah but I’ve never seen hotdogs look like…this.

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MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit

Neither. Really curious what brand they are

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ninjabunnyfootfool@reddit

Processing some heavy shit by eating heavily processed shit. It's like poetry

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SuperDizz@reddit

This fucking sub, I tell ya..

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ferretsRfantastic@reddit

Oh look, it's depression in a dog bowl 😍

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poofandmook@reddit

Are these chicken?

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AnalystNo1864@reddit

You got them ghost dogs

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wildcardluni@reddit

Put the ketchup on the side…

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lottiexx@reddit

They don't look appetizing like that! To eat them raw, you should have sliced them and added some cheese cubes.

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Weird_Yam6398@reddit

You actually craved this?

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MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit

I feel like you need a hug. <>

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alazystoner420@reddit

You must've boiled the color out white hotdogs yuck. Unless they're turkey dogs or something

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Professional-Cap9599@reddit

Life doesn't have to be this way