My girlfriend sent me this. Idk wtf it is yet. She hasn’t responded. I’m concerned.
Posted by TheBetterTheta@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 106 comments
Suspicious-Clue3101@reddit
It could b good
Candidzort@reddit
Gfs are never beating the allegations 😭
PuddleQuail@reddit
They look like dessert “nachos”
SoundOfAGun@reddit
I see various shades of brown, cream and a heavy man glaze
Dyxe66@reddit
Fried ice cream! It’s good.
arrgobon32@reddit
Bad crepes with chocolate sauce and melted whipped cream?
TheBetterTheta@reddit (OP)
Fried tortilla with chocolate sugar and whipped cream.
Apparently.
I dubbed it cum nachos
Waste_Archer8897@reddit
Yeah looks a like Buñuelo, fried tortilla with sugar. They are pretty popular this time of year especially if you are in a Hispanic area
sododude@reddit
Huh. That's interesting. I'm from Colombia and our buñuelos are round puffy things, typically served during the holiday season.
7-SE7EN-7@reddit
Maybe it's like tamales, same name for a bunch of kinda similar things
Select_Calendar_7569@reddit
What is similar to tamal? I only use that term on a tamal. Nothing I know is similar to a tamal
7-SE7EN-7@reddit
Tamales look different in different places, different ingredients and shapes and stuff
disappointedvet@reddit
Wonder if OP tried them, because I bet they'd think they're pretty good. I'd day, something like an elephant ear, but better.
WoodYouKnotPlease@reddit
Not sure why you got downvoted. You’re right lol it’s just fried pastry basically. They all kind of taste the same regardless of the type of dough
groovydoggroomrr@reddit
Because ops dramatic lol
Sdterp@reddit
I second this. That's immediately what I saw too.
DayInTheLifeOfAGod@reddit
My people
Dinkableplanet@reddit
This is correct, also may have honey in it. Sopapilla is what they are called. So delicious.
throwawayfundsmom@reddit
what’s with all the clear liquid on it?
leticiamarieruiz1210@reddit
Or caramel??
TheBetterTheta@reddit (OP)
I believe melted powdered sugar.
If not, cum nachos.
Master_Wilhelm@reddit
My guess would be honey; a traditional sopapilla topping.
caseyfresher@reddit
Personally, wild no one guessed this since it was the first thing that came to mind. But I also can recognize most people probably never had a second thought to desert at a Hispanic restaurant.
Alxndr27@reddit
That's the work husbands.
Salt_Cauliflower_922@reddit
😯
kcblackheart@reddit
I was going to say it looks like the fried tortilla they make with fried ice cream.
Oceanax64@reddit
it is BOMB, I just had some yesterday cuz you can buy it in stores now. Or make it really easily on your own but im lazy (:
jalapenos10@reddit
Sopapilla
Cold-Quiet8294@reddit
This is not how you sopapilla lol.. lol. I needed this one
xX420GanjaWarlordXx@reddit
It's probably Buñuelos, not sopapilla
xX420GanjaWarlordXx@reddit
Buñuelos! :D Really good with a cinnamon sugar dusting
This_Salt7080@reddit
Gross man
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
Sopapiapillapo.....fuck it man I can't spell the desert
pasghettiii@reddit
Yes! I knew what it was immediately, weirdly. It is very good despite how it looks.
bckwoods13@reddit
honestly it looks and sounds like something I would try, Other than the jizz, that definitely needs to come off of there.
EnkiduTheGreat@reddit
I was thinking pan fried pie crusts, with chocolate sauce and mascarpone.
Pie_and_Ice-Cream@reddit
It’s in a pie tin, so I thought it must be pie crust.
Funkeydote@reddit
Oh, that being a crepe makes a whole lot of sense. I was confused and then thought that this was a weird attempt to make fine dining into an out of restaurant experience, or simply sauce.
masonisagreatname@reddit
It looks nothing like a crepe tho 😭
No-Pirate-9173@reddit
Fried tortilla chocolate sauce whipped cream and jizz
EndExpert2238@reddit
That bitch trying to kill you
Select_Calendar_7569@reddit
Why does the bunuelo have chocolate and whipped cream on it? It’s supposed to be sugar and cinnamon
jelefano@reddit
Kind of looks like chilaquiles
wattdafugg@reddit
Ghetto dessert nachos
Stunning_Theory_5984@reddit
Poo poo platter
tomwhoiscontrary@reddit
Sweet nachos.
Candid_Bet9603@reddit
It's a spell she's into witchcraft
BbyBby-@reddit
Can't tell if you're making a joke or if you're insane
plarkimier@reddit
SOPAPILLAS !!!!!!
snaccattac@reddit
Let r/girlcourt handle this one
BlackHatAnon@reddit
So you posted it to shittyfoodporn before she told you what it is? What if it’s part of her culture or something and she’s sharing it with you?
Purple-Exchange-690@reddit
I was gonna guess sopapilla (sp?)
afaceinthecrowd22@reddit
Sopapillas. There was a Mexican place that we used to get them all the time as a kid that served them with powdered sugar and a rum-butter sauce. Looks grotesque, but tastes delicious.
xX420GanjaWarlordXx@reddit
It looks more like buñuelos, maybe? Just guessing because they are flatter and crispier than sopapillas.
sarkzar@reddit
Growing up we called em sopapillas even though they're technically not. A lot of mexican restaurants I've been to also have "sopapillas" just like this with ice cream on the menu.
afaceinthecrowd22@reddit
That could be true, but instead of making a separate dough some places just fry off flour tortillas and call them sopapillas.
Kadoogen@reddit
Totally what these are.
Thin_Fig_491@reddit
Just ask her!
Pollo_chuco@reddit
They’re sopapillas, concerned bc you’re uncultured
rocketsledd@reddit
Fried tortilla with sweet gloop on it. Creamy/custard gloop. Chocolate gloop. Honey gloop.
For some of you, if this is what you think cum looks like, you, or your loved one, needs to go to the doc ASAP.
SkynetLurking@reddit
Looks good. Idk why you would be concerned
Internal_Angle7205@reddit
Looks yummy. The only thing I'd change is I want homemade whipped cream 😜
PJBREAL@reddit
Gang do not eat that😭
Game_boy1972@reddit
cookie pizza
GeminiDragon60@reddit
Eww, looks like designer vomit.
beandad727@reddit
Balsamic Nachos
vault-techno@reddit
That sopapilla was probably fire when it was fresh.
GnilsiaG@reddit
Is it a pancake?
AllenTurnerIsARapist@reddit
Looks bomb. Cry us a river.
RelaxedBlueberry@reddit
Not knowing what a sopapilla is should be a crime
torncit@reddit
Its sopapilla
jingle_hore@reddit
Bunuelos with cream and chocolate. Bet that is devine despite its looks.
disappointedvet@reddit
Odd that people think this would be gross. Bet they're the same who'd have no problem eating every bit of fried food at the fair. I take this over an elephant ear or whatever deep fried monstrosity they're currently peddling.
Fockelot@reddit
Are they some weird sopapillas?
MrBarelyCognizant@reddit
This is just cultural ignorance, not shitty food.
J_Gabriel757@reddit
Sopapillas
Robjla@reddit
That looks like fried tortillas. Delicious had it once
gothhotpocket@reddit
Jizz Pazookie
Double_Bug_9643@reddit
It looks like a dessert from Chelos restaurant called the Willy Wonka. Chocolate chip cookie cake, warmed, chocolate sauce and whip,
CompetitiveRub9780@reddit
It’s Mexican. Fried tortillas with chocolate, sugar, and whipped cream. recipe
HornsxandxHalos@reddit
It looks like a month old pancake with squirty cream that evaporating and a little chocolate sauce 😉
AnalystNo1864@reddit
Looks like a sweet nacho dessert? I think I've had that.
I hate it. Nothing redeeming about this dish, just order the flan.
Ambitious-Plant-@reddit
Good for her
4dafryguy@reddit
She's hinting to you. She wants a creampie.
SocietyEntire2839@reddit
Sopaipillas!!
PIZZAJUSTICE@reddit
Definitely what they call Sopapillas at shitty Mexican places, because actual Sopapillas are dope
chezfez@reddit
Looks like she made crepes with chocolate, banana and whipped cream?
sleepypanda_924@reddit
Buñuelos
Consistent_Pain_6690@reddit
The shitty thing here is the lack of gratitude. Aside from it being given to you which is nice, it looks good. Not her fault you’re thinking about cum all the time.
ReadingSad3238@reddit
Bunuelo
WoodpeckerLive7907@reddit
It's gotta be sweet unless that's barbecue sauce and not chocolate. White stuff has to be cream or something. I'd say either crepes or some sort of pita/flatbread with chocolate syrup and cream from a can.
misstiffie@reddit
I’m hoping it’s a “dessert”
NoBoolii@reddit
I can tell you it’s 100% fire
Kevinator201@reddit
This looks delicious idk what planet op is from
OkControl9503@reddit
Sopapillas.
-perspicacious_@reddit
This doesn’t belong here. Why is this here? That looks delicious!!
motherlymetal@reddit
A shitty sopapilla
acidtrippinpanda@reddit
100% would smash
Sea_Structure_8692@reddit
I’m hoping crepes
Outrageous_Code9742@reddit
Sopapea! Yummy dessert, just a bit soggy.
cantstoptheCOLEtrain@reddit
Sturggle choco tacos
IndividualBrave4085@reddit
It looks like something dry but probably healthy like bread with topping of something tasty cream like cheese.
I do this with my cats sometimes to get them to eat dry food - add creamy treats on top.
Original_Addition871@reddit
i think someone nutted on your crepes
tirtzah@reddit
Sopapillas
nero-stigmata@reddit
looks like dessert nachos to me!
JeffProbstsBlueShirt@reddit
definitely some kind of sweet crepe with whipped cream that's melted on top