first home alone quote that comes to mind?

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Separate_Counter9427@reddit

"2 scoops, sir?

"2? Make it 3! I'm not driving."

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Toblogan@reddit

I totally forgot that's where I got it from!

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arushus@reddit

This is mine. I used to say it when I was a kid.

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LarryGoldwater@reddit

Down the hall and to the left.

Sorry, the memes did this to me.

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Aeronor@reddit

But really though, I think you should go right instead. Very nasty people on the left. Many people say if you got left, you may as well just go all the way to socialist communist Europe!

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Toblogan@reddit

Look what cha did you little jerk!! I use this on my niece and nephews because they know I'm joking when I say it. They have seen the movie as many times as I have.... 👍

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LordButtworth@reddit

"Do ya give up or are ya thirsty for more"

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Exciting_Apricot8647@reddit

imagine the change being a punchline in a home alone moment

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LOL I just used this today at the bar when a bar fly left change as a tip. He said “keep the change” and I said “ya filthy animal” bent over halfway laughing and bought my next drink and tipped the bartender in bills.

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crazycatlady331@reddit

That was from the first Home Alone.

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wanderinggains@reddit

KEVIN!

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ContributionNo9292@reddit

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Inevitable_Channel18@reddit

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Professional-Head83@reddit

"Excuse me, sir. Where is the playground?"

"I know exactly where this is at. It's on your left."

"No problem. Do you have a sister?"

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peanutbutter2178@reddit

Someone warn Kevin there's a pedo in this movie

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Professional-Head83@reddit

He's an EXTREMELY wet bandit!!!

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cigarandcreamsoda@reddit

Wonder whatever happened to that business guy in the hotel scene?

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Professional-Head83@reddit

He asked the boy if he had a younger sister because he wanted to show her an island that would be great for her!!!

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bitsy88@reddit

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DidsDelight@reddit

“Bring me back something French”

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OkInspector7470@reddit

Hiya Pal

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Meander86@reddit

Buzz’s girlfriend… woof

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RNSWE@reddit

"Pardonnez-moi, mon cherie"
*SLAP*

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CocoaErmine@reddit

"You're what the French call 'Les incompétents' "

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Stonetheflamincrows@reddit

“Get down on your knees and tell me you love me”

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JuiceCabooseIsLoose@reddit

You're gonna have to do better than that!

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minx_the_tiger@reddit

"I LOVE you!"

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prettyminotaur@reddit

You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

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OskeyBug@reddit

Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi

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TheFoxandTheSandor@reddit

Kevin, you are such a disease- Big Pete Wrigley

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RosemaryRoseville@reddit

They made my family disappear (eyebrow raise)

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LLPhotog@reddit

Personally love saying “Yore very own PEETZUH!” Tim Curry style when my food arrives :)

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Hour-Elevator-5962@reddit

….Cliff, Moe with the gimpy leg.

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catplumtree@reddit

“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”

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mikalikahi@reddit

Suck brick, kid!

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Tylerdurden389@reddit

Look what ya did you little jerk. Also, "Get outta here you nosy little pervert or Im gonna slap you silly". That Uncle was an asshole but goddamn if he wasn't one of the funniest characters outside the main roster.

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cube_toast@reddit

Also Buzz! "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass."

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Philly_3D@reddit

I loved watching this on network TV in the late 90s and they overdubbed "BUTT" over where he says "ass", but the camera is right on his face and it's so obvious that it's hilarious! Even the audio completely interrupts and whoever said BUTT doesn't even sound like him. 🤣

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Daphne-odora@reddit

“Kevin you’re such a disease!” My brothers name is Kevin, we got a lot of mileage out of that one

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KevDub81@reddit

I was what the French call les incompetents

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KevDub81@reddit

I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! Somebody better come and stop me!

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wundercat@reddit

You’ve been smooching with everybody.

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Sir_wlkn_contrdikson@reddit

You’re what the French call shfjfifjfjdjfjfjf

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VnssAv@reddit

“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”

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jbird3000@reddit

buzz's girlfriend!!? WOOOOF

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hibbletyjibblety@reddit

Happy Hannukah, Marv!

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bitsy88@reddit

Merry Christmas, Harry!

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bloodectomy@reddit

Not even a quote, just Kevin waggling his eyebrows at the camera when he realizes he has the house to himself

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Adrasteia-One@reddit

All the great ones leave their mark. We're the Wet Bandits!

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bitsy88@reddit

What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do that.

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Tofuloaf@reddit

That was the sound of the tool chest...falling down the stairs.

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chawrawbeef@reddit

You been smoochin’ wit everyone. ….. little moe with the gimpy leg, Cliff!

Cliff’s reaction is the best though. ‘It’s not true!’

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tronassembled@reddit

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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synister29@reddit

What kind of idiots do you have working here?!

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DasPike@reddit

No.. it's fish.

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PhoneJazz@reddit

THE Xennial Christmas movie

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Onthemightof@reddit

I believe ya, but my Tommy Gun don’t

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thisismystupidname12@reddit

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

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Creative_Quit8517@reddit

Eat my shorts

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StitchesKisses@reddit

I don't think so

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illinoishokie@reddit

I want to play a game.

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0sqs@reddit

You had enough, or are you thirsty for more?

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erikjonmartinez8181@reddit

Aaaahhhhh!

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sator-2D-rotas@reddit

I made my family disappear…

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DadNotDead_@reddit

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal..."

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strawberrylemonapple@reddit

Not the first (first is top comment!) but I love the part with Tim Curry in the sequel where Catherine O’Hara says “what kind of idiots do you have working here?” and he says, “The finest in New York, ma’am.”

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CorgiMonsoon@reddit

That was Dana Ivey’s line, not Tim Curry’s (she’s a hoot, I’ve met her several times at union membership meetings)

The finest in New York!

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Jamie7Keller@reddit

You guys give up?

Or you thirsty for more?

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