Which 90's TV spouse have you become...
Posted by Mid-Reverie@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 117 comments
I feel like I relate a lot to Tippi Dink ...
Deadpan, unbothered, dry, and sarcastic. As if you're rolling your eyes with every expression.. at the madness around you.
Animated or not.. who would you choose?
RaechelMaelstrom@reddit
Definitely Lucille Bluth. *wink*
agentmkultra666@reddit
It’s just one banana. What could it cost, $10?
thewanderingent@reddit
not-hardly@reddit
That's definitely not a '90s thing.
officialdougjudy@reddit
FI-Engineer@reddit
Stu is 33 years old in the show.
agentmkultra666@reddit
Some of the parent ages in these shows are so unsettling. I recently figured out that Buffy’s mom is supposed to be my age (early 40s). The actress was pretty much the same age as the character but the hairstyle and clothing they chose made her look so old!
fauxshoyall@reddit
I learned this several years ago and it destroyed me. Also, even though I'm not male or a spouse, I am Stu.
DotNervous7513@reddit
This was my second choice behind Hank Hill
PsionicKitten@reddit
Exactly the gif that came to mind.
Sneezcore@reddit
This is the one
Ronthelodger@reddit
TheVexingRose@reddit
DotNervous7513@reddit
tessathemurdervilles@reddit
My wife has turned into Hank hill. We put in a small lawn last year (correction: she put it in) and she’s obsessed with it. Goes outside every morning to check on it. She also bought a red pickup truck. She used the pickup truck to go pick up the sod for the lawn. I consider myself more of a Bobby.
RiskyGorilla309@reddit
TwistingEcho@reddit
Icy_Pomegranate7506@reddit
I'm still rolling through this bitch like Daria.
aenflex@reddit
Pam from Archer. I know this doesn’t count.
geezorious@reddit
AshDogBucket@reddit
I can't think of a 90s TV spouse who doesn't have children... so no one? Which TV spouses were stepparents or otherwise had no kids? Robin from the last 5 seconds of HIMYM but that's 00s not 90s
Mid-Reverie@reddit (OP)
I don't think there's is a rule that you have to have children to be a spouse 🤨
AshDogBucket@reddit
Agreed... but i just can't think of anyone on 90s tv who is a spouse but not a parent.
bakedinsandiego@reddit
gullyfoyle777@reddit
I feel that one. 💜
Funandgeeky@reddit
Whoever was divorced. That one.
DarkenL1ght@reddit
rhoswhen@reddit
watchmatic@reddit
Solid-Hedgehog9623@reddit
lol didn’t he burst a blood vessel in his eye a few times?
scullyitsthrillhouse@reddit
The maths teacher I think!
DotNervous7513@reddit
Oh my god I completely forgot about him! My kids absolutely think this is the accurate one for me. I stayed in the Judge universe though and went with Hank Hill.
iAndromeda@reddit
twobootsranch@reddit
Except dumber
VeniceDrumGuy@reddit
This show needed a flashback episode when Tim Taylor gets popped for coke at the airport and sells out all his friends.
twobootsranch@reddit
The irony that they had an episode where he flipped out so hard about his kid having weed was quite delicious, given his record.
RocktoberBlood@reddit
They turned it around and made Jill the ex-pot head, I'm guessing because of the implication.
VeniceDrumGuy@reddit
He was probably just mad that Brad was breaking rules number 4 and 8.
djsynrgy@reddit
He's at least smart enough to know he's LUCKY AF to have Jill, and that he needs to do anything/everything it takes to keep her.
twobootsranch@reddit
Much like my relationship with my wife 😎
DriftlessHang@reddit
the_well_read_neck_@reddit
I still prefer him as Arthur Spooner
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
Elaine Benes. No children, no husband, no desire for that stuff.
WonBigMayor@reddit
No grace
Sneezcore@reddit
How are your dance moves?
Feral_Sheep_@reddit
Like a full body dry heave set to music.
Rockdad37@reddit
As my son transformed into a teen, so too did I transform into Red Foreman.
FormidableMistress@reddit
Yeah I think I feel like Kitty.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface@reddit
Checked_Out_6@reddit
You guys have spouses?
bmlsayshi@reddit
https://i.redd.it/th10eddhdj2g1.gif
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
Zeus from the Hercules movies. But with the desire to stop my ex from hurting our kid, but without the power to do so...
or any power at all.
VeniceDrumGuy@reddit
No kids, but the ending is the same.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
🧸
GladosPrime@reddit
SnowMission6612@reddit
Do you sleep in a race car bed?
Jerkrollatex@reddit
The older I get the more I relate to her.
fermentedradical@reddit
aspbergerinparadise@reddit
praying no one says Bill Cosby
Mid-Reverie@reddit (OP)
pippiblondstocking@reddit
fran fine
MegaRadCoolDad@reddit
mustachiomegazord@reddit
Can I borrow a feeling?
Sad-Structure2364@reddit
Ouch man hope everything’s okay? Tell Starla I said hello!
strange_stars@reddit
can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changin’ wigs
frougle_mcdugal@reddit
Yeah, but you’re still a superstar down at the cracker factory.
CelticSith@reddit
I don’t recall saying ‘good luck’
thenumbersthenumbers@reddit
Yeah but do you sleep in a racecar bed?
Gravy_Sommelier@reddit
No. I sleep in a big bed. With my wife.
Betelgeuse3fold@reddit
Can you lend me a jar of love?
therearnogoodnames@reddit
Damn, you beat me to it.
titianwasp@reddit
Ok, in fairness, I wish I were half as badass as she is (and without the Botox), but yeah…Jordan.
ViewAskewRob@reddit
And I wish I was as competent as Dr. Cox. But I bet I am just as misanthropic as he is.
MadGenius-BigPapi@reddit
ViewAskewRob@reddit
Ahhh, a fan of the Bolivian marching powder, eh? No judgement here.
Sad-Structure2364@reddit
More power!
CaptainNinjaX@reddit
Deesmateen@reddit
NachoNachoDan@reddit
Not 90s but
Deesmateen@reddit
This is the best
Sweet_Deeznuts@reddit
Dabnician@reddit
I feel exactly like al
Nanashi_Kitty@reddit
Ditto
Putasonder@reddit
Bon bon!
OmegaRainicorn@reddit
Yep.
Stevey1001@reddit
fromthedarqwaves@reddit
Yep.
antireactive@reddit
https://i.redd.it/w6y3h5ophh2g1.gif
sh_sh_sharon@reddit
My user name gives away who I am.
antireactive@reddit
https://i.redd.it/vkfv0tbybi2g1.gif
Sweet_Deeznuts@reddit
I didn’t hear no bell
UraniumRocker@reddit
Uncle Ted from Bobby’s World
vivahermione@reddit
Marge, without kids. I seem to be growling more often.
thewanderingent@reddit
I find I make more of a low volume grumble of general disapproval and most things I see and experience these days
be_loved_freak@reddit
1Bumblestinker@reddit
Very expensive!
L3g3ndary-08@reddit
I'm 100% Stu now. Fucking exhausted.
broncos4thewin@reddit
Whichever one wouldn’t know how to post a picture on Reddit in 2025
DotNervous7513@reddit
This is so perfect because I posted a picture of Hank Hill and had so much trouble trying to figure out how to do it until I got my son to come over and help me with this got dang contraption.
Parisian_Nightsuit@reddit
Does he play a lot of viddya games?
Wild_Chef6597@reddit
Hank hill
morrisboris@reddit
I used to be Marge but I divorced Homer lol
snewchybewchies@reddit
The dinks is easy because we are living that dink life
VeniceDrumGuy@reddit
I was the Dinks, then became Ned Flanders without children (and more woo spirituality than Christianity).
Vash_85@reddit
boogerholes@reddit
Their last name is a play on the acronym Dinks. It means dual income no kids, because in the show they, had no children.
goat_penis_souffle@reddit
Very expensive!
mhen146@reddit
Very expenthive
MisRandomness@reddit
I’m not a spouse but I feel like I’m …
isosparkle@reddit
intocable84@reddit
CelticSith@reddit
We gotta get these two together
leeloocal@reddit
If I was married, Karen Walker without the money.
erino3120@reddit
_6siXty6_@reddit
I'm Angelica Pickles mom, without the kid.
BRUISE_WILLIS@reddit
Bob and Margaret
Norwester77@reddit
Homer