I Think I've Made Something Evil Today... Struggle Breakfast Sandwich...

Posted by silveracrot@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 38 comments

So it's uh... Oh God this feels wrong

It's pancakes as the bread/bun, cheese whiz and then some dollar store salami put between em.

I ask your forgiveness.

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captainshockazoid@reddit

man now i want a dollar pancake sandwich... i was addicted to dollar pancake, cheese slice, chicken patty for the longest tiiiiiiime its one of my favorite breakfasts...

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Huh, never would have expected that. This thing is getting a lot more positive reactions than I had anticipated! Neat!

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Why? It's missing some sauce, but it's otherwise a workable sandwich. People keep posting normal food on this sub for some reason. Like, you have two hot dogs on buns, beautifully decorated with ketchup and mustard? Shitty food porn! Maybe because you wouldn't necessarily serve that at a fancy restaurant? But it's just normal food. Not every meal needs to be a damn beef Wellington.

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

I dunno, my co-workers seemed pretty repulsed by it. But to each their own I guess

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xiipaoc@reddit

Did they explain their logic? Was it just "ew, you're eating food from ?"

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

If I were to guess, probably

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Longwaypyder@reddit

Looks good to me.

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MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit

It looks like something you choke down with a big mouthful of water every bite because the texture is so claggy.

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Surprisingly no! It was actually kinda delicious!

Also I love that word. "Claggy"

I've never heard that before, thank you!

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MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit

it's a British term for something very viscous and almost sticky. Like half dry mud that sucks on your boots or chewy bread that sticks to the roof of your mouth or, well, dry pancake glued together with dayglo cheese lol😅

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Gotcha! Thanks for the education!

But I assure you, this food right here wasn't claggy at all! It was moist and pleasant

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Presdif@reddit

If you ever get the chance watch The Great British Bake Off, you'll hear claggy as many times as you want, haha

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Charming-Package6905@reddit

Not that bad, I enjoy toppings my pancakes with ham, cheese, egg, butter, and syrup. This lead me to put peppers, onion, some kind of breakfast meat, and cheese in the pancakes just sprinkle it all on when you pour your batter. It's so damn good.

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Oho that sounds awesome! I like the way you think!

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Charming-Package6905@reddit

Just make sure the meat is cooked first, the onions and peppers will cook enough after you flip them.

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sumayawshimenetka1@reddit

Pancake with a bit of mayo, cheese and ham or bacon is top tier breakfast.

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Sounds tasty!

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dingdong6699@reddit

Having cheese wiz is a little above struggle tbh but this is pretty normal for 15-30 yr old.

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Oh, I got it for a 1.95... hm. It was dollar store brand lmao

And good to know I'm in the demographic.

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dingdong6699@reddit

Maybe that’s a newer creation then lol, don’t think they had dollar store cheez wiz some years back. I regularly did stuff like this with pork roll (I’m from nj) back in the day, far superior to salami/bologna and the same price! That sht can go on anything!

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Oh that's awesome! I'll have to check it out sometime

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dingdong6699@reddit

Cool! I really think pork roll is the most under rated, little known, under appreciated breakfast meat. I’d argue it’s the best breakfast meet period. It’s essentially if bacon and bologna had a baby. It’s outrageously good with a bit of sear. Best of luck finding frugal delicacies!

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silveracrot@reddit (OP)

Woah, you really know how to sell a food item lmao

That sounds delicious. Definitely looking into it, thank you!

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cityshepherd@reddit

Why would you use a word like “evil”, when this is a perfectly reasonable struggle sandwich and there is so much actual evil rampant in the world forcing the entire working class to get creative with struggle meals? THAT is the real evil. Don’t get it twisted.

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