Someone told me to post this monstrosity here, so here i am.
Posted by gothboyclicc@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 77 comments
Posted by gothboyclicc@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 77 comments
DISNYLND@reddit
The ladies at r/girldinner would love this lol
Basic-Pitch1144@reddit
Why is it 50% salami?
slickolasfury@reddit
You're not wrong, I posted my depressed mac n cheese with truffle oil and bacon bits and they hated it 😂
Basic-Pitch1144@reddit
Because putting truffle oil in it would just make it taste worse while also proving you were just doing it to try to flex for some weird reason.
Both_Ad4943@reddit
First..is that ketchup or a a taco or hot sauce?
Otherwise, the only flaw I see is the chocolate touching the potential ketchup 🤷♀️
Basic-Pitch1144@reddit
Go to hell
AdNovel255@reddit
You don’t have to do everything you’re told
Fragrant_Thing3563@reddit
That's DEFINITELY a monstrosity
Remarkable-Eye-9182@reddit
I've never been so depressed that I let a granola bar touch ketchup.
Please take care.
Katters8811@reddit
The hotdogs also look like they were boiled with a special amount of hatred and haphazardly cut up with the side of that fork.
This is indeed a cry for help.
Far_Palpitation_8107@reddit
Are you a toddler? Why it already cut up? 😂😂😂 Do your thing bro. This is terrible tho. Sorry.
DeeMless@reddit
Aside from the granola bar and ketchup this is a Russian meal
Sdterp@reddit
Is this an application for hell?
FarMulberry598@reddit
If you were hungry AF, it would taste like it was from a 5 star Michelin restaurant.
accordingtothedic@reddit
Girl dinner ✨
sahomerrocks@reddit
Bro is the protein bar touching the ketchup?
Lost-Cardiologist-38@reddit
That's the first thing I noticed
gothboyclicc@reddit (OP)
yes, unfortunately
EnvironmentalSet7664@reddit
holy shit. Throw the whole plate away- it'd horrible
CyanideAndCake@reddit
Ketchup and hotdogs is such a mood though 😅
CyanideAndCake@reddit
Noo chocolate ketchup protein 💀😫😆
Quick_Philosophy1426@reddit
start over and try again, sorry
MarzipanPlane9490@reddit
🫣😫
PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES@reddit
Why would you do that? Sweetie its not worth the fake internet points, please love yourself and never do this again.
Exciting_Ad_9910@reddit
THERE TOUCHING EACH OTHER!
SmokeAbeer@reddit
Or is the ketchup touching the protein bar?
BlabberBucket@reddit
I pray to the deities that it is not
PiperBluDewey@reddit
I need the answer but I’m terrified of knowing
Smoolz@reddit
OP please answer this
Secret-Quarter-9023@reddit
Tell that person... We are not that bored over here! 😆
mango-bby69@reddit
what happened to your hotdogs 😭
lochnesssmonsterr@reddit
Oh dear god did OP microwave them? 😳 Or just overcook them?!
TheseInstruction5208@reddit
I was thinking overcooked in the microwave at first, but I didn't see the odd scorch marks that invariably would have been on them.
Pokiepup@reddit
Prison food with not enough ketchup
Diligent_Snow_733@reddit
🤢 🤢 Protein bar touching the ketchup 🤮.
Diligent_Snow_733@reddit
Is that a microwaved hotdog?
NoOpportunity8483@reddit
Ketchup is the foulest thing on this planet... Even the smell makes me gag. The sound coming out of its bottle is nasty AF too....
Frosty_Horse_3591@reddit
I love some ketchup, just not on a hot dog or protein bar.
Frosty_Horse_3591@reddit
It would be ok with mustard and maybe a slice of bread.
wagos408@reddit
A kudos bar in the ketchup is wild brother, respect
derpality@reddit
Omg I forgot about kudos bars!
cardueline@reddit
Hello, fellow old person, god I wish I could get a goddamn Kudos bar
StandardWizardHat@reddit
Do they not make Kudos anymore?
cardueline@reddit
I’ve looked in the past and as I recall it seems like no, but I would love to be wrong!
StandardWizardHat@reddit
Right?! I’d love to get a taste of that resentment I always felt because my mom (who was a bit of a health nut) thought they were an acceptable substitute for a candy bar like a Snickers or a Twix bar! I bet I’d be a lot more appreciative now. 😹😹😹
UsurpingMonkeys@reddit
Ninja_Fishstick@reddit
So many questions. 1. Why is the protein bar unwrapped and on a plate? 2. Are you a toddler? Being a toddler is the only acceptable reason for any of this.
BusyLittleBee89@reddit
Thought i was in girl dinner group for a sec. But this cant be considered girl dinner.. this is.. I dont have words..
Kazziel69@reddit
Why is the protein bar touching the ketchup...
Numerous-Sale7985@reddit
Looks ok, but you barely got any ketchup on the candy bar. You just gonna dip it, I guess...
ocean128b@reddit
I'm honestly offended.
ssongshu@reddit
8 year old at a buffet
Freaky_Dih8436@reddit
This is morr than sad
Kitsupire@reddit
Someone told you well. You fit perfectly in
VenusDeluxe@reddit
lol
zb_lethal@reddit
This is the worst thing I've seen in this sub. Hats off to you OP
pinstash@reddit
Did you attempt to skin a hotdog? 😆
Original_Shesmagic@reddit
Someone in all protein diet I see
OoopsieDaisyyyy@reddit
i’d have to whoop yo ass if i saw you eating that my guy
Zealousideal-Loan655@reddit
I got good news and bad news
The good news is you don’t have to be tested…
happykingbilly@reddit
You're having the bar touching the ketchup don't you?
BusinessAioli@reddit
similar to what I do for my dog, im gonna shove an ssri in one of those hot dogs so you stop living in this shameful way
verylittleattention@reddit
I’m so mad at you
CthulusLittleAngel@reddit
The bar is touching the ketchup, THE BAR IS TOUCHING THE KETCHUP. Sorry my autism had to comment
MarzipanPlane9490@reddit
Why why would you even put them together on a Plate 🤦♀️🤷♀️
Iamwomper@reddit
Chef mike at work
jenknows@reddit
The protein bar touching the ketchup is bad enough but no mustard!?
Short_Emu_885@reddit
Honestly just add a fruit or veggie and it's not too bad at all. Gotta hit them macros
dippyhebo89@reddit
Ketchup is a garbage condiment
mrhemisphere@reddit
I’d like to have a word with whoever came up with ketchup
precludes@reddit
I’d check myself into a locked ward before I ate this, *** bless
LipstickJungle2025@reddit
I love weenies lol
lxghtbringer@reddit
the candy bar in the ketchup made me stop believing in god
Kindly_Region@reddit
Just keep the sweets separated from the food and it's fine. A little sad but fine
kilofeet@reddit
Is this hot dogs and Kind bars???
Smooth-Garage9548@reddit
Twin what is this?
Theory_Technician@reddit
You do you but the protein bar touching the ketchup is horrendous.