Terrible cookies with my dad being supportive
Posted by Getlazered234@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 104 comments
Posted by Getlazered234@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 104 comments
libbywednesday@reddit
My dad texted me “what’s up” while I was actively getting a tattoo and I told him that and his reply was “Ok cool”
kindabacchus@reddit
Supportive, fun and a cutie pie? Is he single by chance?
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
Yes!!
kindabacchus@reddit
Gotta take my chance then
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
I’m having fun dad thx
RatioEci@reddit
Looks like the cookies aren’t, but the dad vibes are carrying the whole operation.
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
Dads vibes are always the best
Gerotonin@reddit
low-key I saw fried rice at first glance
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
Lmao I see it
HickoryStickz@reddit
I see it now 😂
Ok-Fennel6504@reddit
He was definitely giggling at the photo
baconwrappedpikachu@reddit
More worried about the state of the oven tbh. The cookies can be cut and enjoyed all the same but where did the overflow go lol
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
Not my oven lol that’s jasmines issue
DoctorWhootie@reddit
Nah, he’d be losing his mind over the mess in the oven.
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
My dad would never lose his mind at me :)
mybigbywolf@reddit
Don’t worry, it’s at Jasmine’s house haha
IceCoughy@reddit
He knows your stoned but happy you're safe
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
I don’t smoke this was the results of several mimosas
boo_snug@reddit
What if you crumbled the giant cookie over ice cream
ninhibited@reddit
Ooo yes... Or do whatever they do to cake pops to make them do that.
boo_snug@reddit
Crumble and add a scoop of frosting and mix together! Good idea
pituitarygrowth@reddit
That sounds diabeterrific.
sombertownDS@reddit
This is what a cookie cutter is for
lycanthropylover@reddit
OK have fun sweetie
GoarSpewerofSecrets@reddit
Channeling my uncle/dadding here. I'd rather know this was going on than get the we went to investigate the burned out house in the woods and this is what we found conversation.
Thankfully wasn't meth or tetanus. But still.
ccReptilelord@reddit
If the biggest problem is this cookibomination, than it's an appropriate response.
Sonia-Nevermind@reddit
qodzer0@reddit
As a dad, he did not look at that photo
PrizeTime2595@reddit
As a dad, be glad you did just get a "👍"
OnMyHonestAccount@reddit
I changed the theme on my facebook messenger convo with my dad so now instead of the thumbs I get 🍄 from him and honestly I recommend it
MargeryStewartBaxter@reddit
Wait, what? You speak to your father through facebook not...direct phone numbers?
OnMyHonestAccount@reddit
Lol my old man is pretty hip for 80. We do talk on the phone, but he really took to messenger for whatever reason so now I get running commentaries and recipes from him at random, depending on what he's up to.
MargeryStewartBaxter@reddit
Don't fix what ain't broke, right?
Cheers dude
wellwasherelf@reddit
Seconding this! I changed my dad's to 🐍 years ago (as a joke because he's afraid of them) but now we just use it as acknowledgement that something was read but have no input to add.
TheGreatDissapointer@reddit
Some people like the cookies like this.
fenwayb@reddit
them shits are probably so bendy! best way for a cookie to be
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
They were in fact bendy
fenwayb@reddit
Iirc it means there was too much butter/oil. but I love them like that
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
You’re lying to me but I appreciate the encouragement either way
DirtandPipes@reddit
As a cookie-hater (too damned sweet and greasy) this heap doesn’t look any worse than the average cookie to me, I hope that helps.
Champomi@reddit
what kind of cookies are you having?
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
They were gluten free idk if that makes a difference and we were also intoxicated so who knows
DirtandPipes@reddit
Maybe I should say oily? I’m not a cookie guy so I can never remember their names but whenever I check the ingredients for a cookie shortening or oil or butter are one of the main ingredients. Not that I hate the butter but combined with the sweet it’s just way too much for me.
I like foods with more meat in them. I’d probably be down for some kind of meat cookie with nothing sweet. Though isn’t that just fancy jerky or a burger patty?
kittym0o@reddit
Bro that's meatloaf lol
DirtandPipes@reddit
Oh man yeah, I forgot about meatloaf. Good stuff.
Seygem@reddit
you are aware that you can make cookies without butter or oil, right?
MargeryStewartBaxter@reddit
Meat cookie lol
notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit
Like basically every cookie is around 1/3 fat.
greet_the_sun@reddit
Cookie*, singular. I would still take... one.
Shoelace_cal@reddit
You’re username is fitting
Weewoes@reddit
💀
Chteelers2018@reddit
Lay a line of whip frosting and roll that up into a rainbowrrito!
No-Blueberry-1823@reddit
I love this conversation so much it warms my heart
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
My dad is a great dad :)
ChroniclesOfSarnia@reddit
"We're making ~~cookies~~ Cookie."
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
Haha
the_sir_z@reddit
Cookie Cake.
Dizzy_Magazine684@reddit
But how does that taste?
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
Bad :)
CenobiteCurious@reddit
Dad new number is my contact too ha
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
I never thought to change it up but people are commenting on it a lot😭
Normal_Artichoke951@reddit
You were adopted
lego_not_legos@reddit
Probably a good thing. No one wants the last name "new number" so now she has an excuse to change it to her mum's or bio-dad's.
Normal_Artichoke951@reddit
Right. Her dad probably is incarcerated in san quentin. She better give him a call
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
Log off
NeoxthePan@reddit
Did it taste good? Just cut it into squares.
Getlazered234@reddit (OP)
No ❤️
curry_ist_wurst@reddit
I'd take a pizza slicer thingy to it and make square cookies out of them...
Veritas-Veritas@reddit
Put frosting on it and cut into squares. You just made a cookie slice!
Minimum-Situation985@reddit
As long as they're not too fucked up, then you just have one big cookie.
barrtoni@reddit
If they are all stuck together it’s still one cookie.
ThePlumThief@reddit
It's a cookie cake!
Jopkins@reddit
Son did you see the picture
Same_Recipe2729@reddit
Some people pay extra for that
Sonia-Nevermind@reddit
Or cut them in little pieces. If you aren’t selling then it’s no problem.
Global_Award_1110@reddit
What’s wrong with them?
ferretsRfantastic@reddit
I love how he's like, "Damn... Oh, well. Y'all have fun." 🤣🤣🤣
iceunelle@reddit
You didn't fuck up; you now have a cookie cake.
OrganicAtlas@reddit
And by fun he means take some cookie cutters and make some cuter cookies than circle!!
aciakatura@reddit
First time I made cookies they ended up flat and merged similar to this. It still tasted delicious so no loss had.
Moribunned@reddit
Well, the first problem is using a border less sheet for something the flattens and expands while cooking.
Second, why weren’t the cookies cut into smaller portions and evenly distributed on the sheet?
Third, that shape implies a dough that was too thin and loose. I’m guessing they didn’t bother to cool the cookie dough if it was made from scratch.
Beyond these 3 notes, I have no idea how anyone could do this while making cookies. It’s one of the most cool proof processes in the baking world.
ElectricalTwist4083@reddit
Pizza cutter you’ll be fine
vanhouten_greg@reddit
And look at the contact photo at the top. They definitely have a great relationship too.
Quirky-Bad857@reddit
NGL. I would definitely eat that.
DeezNutzzz17@reddit
That's a sheet cookie
Dangerous-Ratio-6682@reddit
Can't shame. That's a boss ass cookie! 😆
Slow_Nose9619@reddit
Fuck that up
Willobtain@reddit
Time to put some frosting on that and eat it as a cookie cake
Badvevil@reddit
My response would have been “nice cookie”
Yup_ImAwesome@reddit
Now it’s just one big cookie
Stellar-Existance-24@reddit
lol one big ass cookie.... Well if u wanted to use a cookie cutter... U can now lol
SecretAcademic1654@reddit
What was the recipe?
isausernamebob@reddit
I love sheet pan cookies cut into squares.
ekim_101@reddit
Man this had me fucking guffaw for some reason
Goobsmoob@reddit
Pizza cutter
BusoneWholeBoi2001@reddit
That doesn't look fucked up. I'd eat that. I think my ma accidentally botched cookies like that and she just gave us cut outs out of the pile and we ate it.
PiperBluDewey@reddit
Love his response and the big cookie ❤️
Frientance@reddit
Use xookie cutters and eat the scraps
LipstickJungle2025@reddit
Hahaha this is so funny
AnalystNo1864@reddit
You can maybe make those work 😅
iWant12Tacos@reddit
Now you just have COOKIE
Tray8n@reddit
Just cut them whatever shapes you want now! I'm sure they still taste good.
trogdor2594@reddit
Ive done this many times, id use a pizza cutter and pretend it was on purpose.
fartsonyourmom@reddit
If they taste good it is perfect. :)