Terrible cookies with my dad being supportive

Channeling my uncle/dadding here. I'd rather know this was going on than get the we went to investigate the burned out house in the woods and this is what we found conversation.

Thankfully wasn't meth or tetanus. But still.

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ccReptilelord@reddit

If the biggest problem is this cookibomination, than it's an appropriate response.

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qodzer0@reddit

As a dad, he did not look at that photo

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PrizeTime2595@reddit

As a dad, be glad you did just get a "👍"

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OnMyHonestAccount@reddit

I changed the theme on my facebook messenger convo with my dad so now instead of the thumbs I get 🍄 from him and honestly I recommend it

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MargeryStewartBaxter@reddit

Wait, what? You speak to your father through facebook not...direct phone numbers?

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Lol my old man is pretty hip for 80. We do talk on the phone, but he really took to messenger for whatever reason so now I get running commentaries and recipes from him at random, depending on what he's up to.

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MargeryStewartBaxter@reddit

Don't fix what ain't broke, right?

Cheers dude

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wellwasherelf@reddit

Seconding this! I changed my dad's to 🐍 years ago (as a joke because he's afraid of them) but now we just use it as acknowledgement that something was read but have no input to add.

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TheGreatDissapointer@reddit

Some people like the cookies like this.

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fenwayb@reddit

them shits are probably so bendy! best way for a cookie to be

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

They were in fact bendy

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fenwayb@reddit

Iirc it means there was too much butter/oil. but I love them like that

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

You’re lying to me but I appreciate the encouragement either way

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DirtandPipes@reddit

As a cookie-hater (too damned sweet and greasy) this heap doesn’t look any worse than the average cookie to me, I hope that helps.

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Champomi@reddit

greasy

what kind of cookies are you having?

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

They were gluten free idk if that makes a difference and we were also intoxicated so who knows

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DirtandPipes@reddit

Maybe I should say oily? I’m not a cookie guy so I can never remember their names but whenever I check the ingredients for a cookie shortening or oil or butter are one of the main ingredients. Not that I hate the butter but combined with the sweet it’s just way too much for me.

I like foods with more meat in them. I’d probably be down for some kind of meat cookie with nothing sweet. Though isn’t that just fancy jerky or a burger patty?

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kittym0o@reddit

Bro that's meatloaf lol

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DirtandPipes@reddit

Oh man yeah, I forgot about meatloaf. Good stuff.

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Seygem@reddit

you are aware that you can make cookies without butter or oil, right?

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MargeryStewartBaxter@reddit

Meat cookie lol

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

Like basically every cookie is around 1/3 fat.

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greet_the_sun@reddit

Cookie*, singular. I would still take... one.

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Shoelace_cal@reddit

You’re username is fitting

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Weewoes@reddit

💀

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Chteelers2018@reddit

Lay a line of whip frosting and roll that up into a rainbowrrito!

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No-Blueberry-1823@reddit

I love this conversation so much it warms my heart

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

My dad is a great dad :)

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ChroniclesOfSarnia@reddit

"We're making ~~cookies~~ Cookie."

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

Haha

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the_sir_z@reddit

Cookie Cake.

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Dizzy_Magazine684@reddit

But how does that taste?

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

Bad :)

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CenobiteCurious@reddit

Dad new number is my contact too ha

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

I never thought to change it up but people are commenting on it a lot😭

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Normal_Artichoke951@reddit

You were adopted

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lego_not_legos@reddit

Probably a good thing. No one wants the last name "new number" so now she has an excuse to change it to her mum's or bio-dad's.

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Normal_Artichoke951@reddit

Right. Her dad probably is incarcerated in san quentin. She better give him a call

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

Log off

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NeoxthePan@reddit

Did it taste good? Just cut it into squares.

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Getlazered234@reddit (OP)

No ❤️

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curry_ist_wurst@reddit

I'd take a pizza slicer thingy to it and make square cookies out of them...

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Veritas-Veritas@reddit

Put frosting on it and cut into squares. You just made a cookie slice!

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Minimum-Situation985@reddit

As long as they're not too fucked up, then you just have one big cookie.

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barrtoni@reddit

If they are all stuck together it’s still one cookie.

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ThePlumThief@reddit

It's a cookie cake!

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Jopkins@reddit

As long as they're not too fucked up

Son did you see the picture

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Same_Recipe2729@reddit

Some people pay extra for that

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Sonia-Nevermind@reddit

Or cut them in little pieces. If you aren’t selling then it’s no problem.

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Global_Award_1110@reddit

What’s wrong with them?

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ferretsRfantastic@reddit

I love how he's like, "Damn... Oh, well. Y'all have fun." 🤣🤣🤣

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iceunelle@reddit

You didn't fuck up; you now have a cookie cake.

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OrganicAtlas@reddit

And by fun he means take some cookie cutters and make some cuter cookies than circle!!

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aciakatura@reddit

First time I made cookies they ended up flat and merged similar to this. It still tasted delicious so no loss had.

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Moribunned@reddit

Well, the first problem is using a border less sheet for something the flattens and expands while cooking.

Second, why weren’t the cookies cut into smaller portions and evenly distributed on the sheet?

Third, that shape implies a dough that was too thin and loose. I’m guessing they didn’t bother to cool the cookie dough if it was made from scratch.

Beyond these 3 notes, I have no idea how anyone could do this while making cookies. It’s one of the most cool proof processes in the baking world.

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