Phones ringing dude.
Posted by Jamestastic420@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 42 comments
I work at dominos and when our phones don't stop ringing for minutes on end it reminds of me of what Donnie says to the dude. "Phones ringing, dude". I say this out loud at work but yet I work with s bunch of fucking dunces that cant put pepperoni on an Italian bread circle. Fucking amateurs.
hickory-smoked@reddit
And yet, his coworker is a fucking dunce.
sparrow_42@reddit
Say what you will about stuffed crust; at least it’s an ethos!
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
These men were threatening to remove the cheese, Donnie!
SylvanDragoon@reddit
What d'ya need that for dude?
BartStarrPaperboy@reddit
That is my ringtone
FrustratedPCBuild@reddit
100% electronic, wave of the future Dude.
fetishbrained@reddit
probably my most used IRL quote. nobody ever gets it. it's awesome.
FrustratedPCBuild@reddit
THANK YOU DONNY!
Superbar_garlicbread@reddit
Thank you, Donny
Subject-Relevant@reddit
Going home, Donny.
bart_may@reddit
Those little pricks are stonewalling you
Rattlecruiser@reddit
they're crackin'
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
No they didn't look like they were cracking!
thebenn@reddit
Those are good pizzas, Walter
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
Shut the fu- when do we eat?
Chernobwontfallout@reddit
gave Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call...
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
What if it's during the dinner rush?
betabry@reddit
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
The fucking customer has a fucking receipt, you ignore them they get upset and their hair falls out.
BestRiver8735@reddit
I think it's a Pomeranian.
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Fuck the dinner rush.
Twittenhouse@reddit
It's my ringtone.
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
He’s fragile, very fragile…
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Those are good pizzas, Walter
Most-Direction-6547@reddit
I say this when my wife’s phone is ringing and she thinks I’m just being fatuous.
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
Eight year olds
OriginalPersimmon620@reddit
The story is ludicrous
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
I say that when my own phone is ringing.
machone5103@reddit
Thank you, Dommy(nos)
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
The domino’s near the in and out burger?
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
That's on camrose.
cbrookman@reddit
Those are good burgers, James!
eze01@reddit
NEAR the In-and-Out Burger...
nastynate248@reddit
You want a medium sausage pizza? I can get you a medium sausage pizza, Dude, there are ways, you don't want to know about it. Hell i can get you a medium sausage pizza by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with cheesy garlic bread
Laxku@reddit
Also work at a pizza place (front of house), also say it multiple times a week.
Andre6900@reddit
Flunking social studies.
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
We talking about pizza toppers here, not some guys who built the railroad.
Andre6900@reddit
A few beers, a few pies, a few laughs….our problems are over, Dude.
Honest_Intention1642@reddit
TyrionBean@reddit
Do they micturate on the floor?
Jamestastic420@reddit (OP)
Oh no. They have health problems. 😂
SupermanRR1980@reddit
At least they’re housebroken…..