my favourite ways to consume a hotdog
Posted by cassie_moth@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 173 comments
ya’ll hated the last meal dump so much so please let me torture you more
Posted by cassie_moth@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 173 comments
ya’ll hated the last meal dump so much so please let me torture you more
Winter_Nose3292@reddit
OP is out of control…. lol
LarenCoe@reddit
That hot dog pizza looks legit. I'll have to try that someday. Maybe get a plain premade crust and do chili dog pizza...hmmm...
Mirality-@reddit
I'm brazilian so i see no problem with this. We commit many, delicious, hot dog crimes
Pollenating_Bee@reddit
I may try a few of these 🤔
johnaross1990@reddit
This is the bagest of raits
Grouchy_Gap_8708@reddit
I genuinely can’t believe people live like this. This is not cooking. This is just taking random shit out of the fridge and throwing it together on a plate together, uncooked.
Take my upvote.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
yes and that’s why im here on shittyfoodporn i strongly belive in the phrase „live your truth queen”
Grouchy_Gap_8708@reddit
Have you tried a different truth? This looks so depressing 🥲🥲
50shapesofpasta@reddit
Did you make the classic dish: Mash potatoes mixed with grass?
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
it’s dill classic potato addition in slavic countries
50shapesofpasta@reddit
Ah. Great. Sounds kind of nice.
Agitated-Contact7686@reddit
You and my 13 year old stepson would get along so wonderfully.
Distinct-Solution-99@reddit
I like mine on a hairy pile of mashed potatoes too. Extra hair.
HugePurpleNipples@reddit
How many hotdogs would you say you eat on an average day?
Trick-Blackberry-180@reddit
Never have i in my life had this much in common with people on the internet like many posts in this community, or just i have a very shitty taste in food. Half and half. 我这辈子从没和网上的人有过这么多共同点,比这个社区里的许多帖子还要多,要么就是我对食物的品味糟糕透顶。一半一半。
从未
coppockm56@reddit
As a lover of Chicago-style hotdogs, I'll just say that... I don't share your preferences.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
that’s okay
coppockm56@reddit
Sure, of course. Just trying to be funny. In fact, I’d eat pretty much everything you posted, in a pinch.
Alex_Ariranha@reddit
Monsieur est un connoisseur.
Delbunk@reddit
How was the hotdog pizza?
Top_Taro_17@reddit
Straight to jail.
OfficeGossip@reddit
Please use more flash in your photos. Really drives the shittiness of this.
imyourzer0@reddit
This guy serial murders.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
this girl does not in fact serial murders i just like not good looking food that’s why i posted it here
imyourzer0@reddit
It's kind of like when kids abuse animals. You just don't know it yet, but it's coming.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
Votre raisonnement est erroné.
imyourzer0@reddit
Ce n'est pas parce qu'on me répond en français que j'ai tort, franchement. 🥖🧀🥐🍷🇫🇷
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i took french in highschool fear my linguistic skills!
imyourzer0@reddit
Bof, j'ai beaucoup plus peur de ta cuisine.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
imyourzer0@reddit
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
imyourzer0@reddit
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
imyourzer0@reddit
FartSmeIa@reddit
are u perchance central/eastern european
Similar-Ice-9250@reddit
I was about to ask the same thing because I’m Eastern European and I befouled the hot dog in similar ways before that would probably get me jailed. Like mayo and radish hot dog on a slice of rye bread.
FartSmeIa@reddit
yeah thats on you💔we don’t claim you
dkbobby@reddit
polish or ukrainian I'd guess. my ukrainian sister in law makes almost identical snacks
FartSmeIa@reddit
and so does everyone else in eastern and central europe
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
yes.
FartSmeIa@reddit
smart minds think alike
GOATBrady4Life@reddit
I really thought this was an autism thing, not a geographical phenomenon.
firesquasher@reddit
Are you absent a heat source that forces you to raw dog pork pistoleros like that?
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
no i do not live in poverty this is a choice!
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
You have a way with words
BunnyLady91@reddit
3 looks bomb.
DramaOk7700@reddit
Have you ever tried frying the rounds in butter? I mean, if you like raw hotdogs you do you, but these dishes could be so much tastier.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i dont mind and frying them would take too much time
DramaOk7700@reddit
Maybe consider for special occasions then? Lol
ShantyTender@reddit
You should be sent to jail
Apart_Valuable9100@reddit
Reasonable_Ear3773@reddit
I love my tube steaks with some hummus, a pickle spear, and brown mustard.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
hell yes
irreveror@reddit
Whatever the hell happened in picture 4
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i call it an octopus it’s hot dog with ends cut in fours fried on a pan, it’s yummy cuz the ends become a bit crispy
Ligeiapoe@reddit
Spiders in your mash
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
it’s just dill afterall i need some greens in my diet
nightmares_dealer@reddit
I know a Romanian when I see one
4dafryguy@reddit
You forgot to slice one down the length and put a piece of bread between the halves.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
silly me! how could i forget!
MuffinMatrix@reddit
In all those pics I thought maybe one would have you accidentally cooking the hot dog first.
lolimaginewtf@reddit
it is cooked in pic 4
MuffinMatrix@reddit
Must've been a mistake.
greenpointart@reddit
The screen subtitle in #4…..💀
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
it’s frim the series Suits lol didnt notice
No_Cartoonist981@reddit
Yes, No, Yes, Yes
Mental-Jellyfish-573@reddit
7/10 is sketchy lol
Dragonykz@reddit
Typical brit
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
im not british
Dragonykz@reddit
then why are you eating british food
ChanclasConHuevos@reddit
ExpressBallSucking@reddit
I had a hot dog bowl earlier. Yes, I did.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
a what now?
ExpressBallSucking@reddit
It's like a burrito bowl but chopped up hotdogs in a big old bread bowl.
No-Ad-3226@reddit
Mashed potatoes and hair
Archdemon2212@reddit
Not gonna lie hotdogs on pizza is pretty good
Skinn2Win@reddit
MetalLogLemon@reddit
Hot dogs, ketchup and mashed potatoes is solid. Been doing that for years.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
hell yes!!!!
rsadek@reddit
I see you love hotdogs and hate yourself
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i try to find a healthy balance between those two
Electrical_Car_6067@reddit
I thought this was a child then realized it’s just another crazy person
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
well, we do live in a crazy world
Miserable_Life_9650@reddit
Could at least cook it
_csy@reddit
I understand the concept of this sub, but my god this shit is so hard not to downvote when I see it
So good post ig
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
:))))
Round-Coffee9081@reddit
Watch how hotdogs are made on YT.... that'll fix your issues.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i buy hot dogs from a good brand with good ingredients!
Griffithead@reddit
FRY. THE. DOG.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
well it has Hot in the name hot dog i dont want to make hot2
J_B_La_Mighty@reddit
4ringfreak@reddit
Straight to the 7th circle of hell for you...
CheezRavioli@reddit
Are you Brazilian?
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
no
CheezRavioli@reddit
Brazilians eat hotdogs with corn and mashed potatoes. You might like their cuisine.
NoFaithlessness7508@reddit
r/hotdogcrimes
BeginningBuy46@reddit
that’s the perfect subreddit for this kind of culinary chaos, lol
Xfuck1tX@reddit
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
dont lie, it’s fire!!!!!🔥
BabuGhanoush@reddit
Who hurt you?
One-Dot4082@reddit
They’ll all work!! Just a little more char on the dogs!! 👍
RageGoat25@reddit
I don’t think you’re going to heaven. I’m sorry.
JustinCooksStuff@reddit
Each of them incorrect. Good day to you.
lespookeh@reddit
Humble glizzy enjoyer
DankStew@reddit
Just droppin dog anywhere
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1@reddit
The Life & Times of the Humble Frank (2025)
0ButtShe3D1d@reddit
You really out here raw doggin’ 😂
xqqq_me@reddit
Consistent-Stock6872@reddit
Are you watching Suits in photo 4 ?
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
YES you’re insane the only thing visible is literally… the suit
Consistent-Stock6872@reddit
There is the text on the screen too XD. This bright lightning is typical for the show and I have seen that window many times when I watched the show. The suit only told me that it was Mike bcs Harvey would never wear this cut of suit or such thin tie.
Maltedmilksteak@reddit
this feels german
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
I had no idea weiners were so versatile.
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
That’s what she said!
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
🤣 she knew what she was getting.. she knew..
Now hand me another onion-weiner-corn-slider
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
Kok-jockey@reddit
Why aren’t they cooked??
Hemicrusher@reddit
No
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
yes
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Bolly_Eggs@reddit
9 is pretty attractive
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
EXCUSE ME?!?!?
EbaCammel@reddit
This is absolutely disgusting haha, good job OP
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
thanks💕
Bolly_Eggs@reddit
The artful plating of #7 with all it's whimsy really appeases me
goingpostal321@reddit
Out of all those I only saw one that was cooked dang at least cook them
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i microwave them : )
Big-War-7218@reddit
9and6👍the rest 🗑️
eric2341@reddit
UnhingedChicken@reddit
Hot dog and mashed potato. Add a spoonful of beetroot and you'll have the standard Sunday night dinner when I was at boarding school.
WartyoLovesU@reddit
I love hot dogs but I'm trying to cut down on my carcinogenic Foods. Been doing a lot more crab or shrimp rolls
Fickle-Secretary681@reddit
I surprisingly found a plant based hot dog that looks and tastes exactly like a real one.
goingpostal321@reddit
NO NO NO .But seriously if you plant a plant based hotdog does it grow a hotdog tree
Fickle-Secretary681@reddit
Lol I eat one maybe once a year. I'll try planting one next summer
WartyoLovesU@reddit
Yeah I'm not looking to replace one processed food with another one. That's more of a lateral move. I've worked in Plants where plant-based meats are made it's not a pleasant time
Sensitive_Fondant427@reddit
Becarefulll of the radioactive shrimp!!
WartyoLovesU@reddit
Yea and mercury in my tuna 🤣
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
wishing you well!!!!
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
FBI has been alerted
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
Do you ever try cooking them?
imgurcaptainclutch@reddit
The Judas Cradle for you and your Uber driver
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
abbymwah@reddit
gotta put it in mac n cheese !!
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i’ve actually never had macncheese lol
BeWonderfulBeDope@reddit
Damn girl how many glizzies are you downing per week?
CurrentTopic3630@reddit
Throw some in Mac n Cheese, even better with a can of baked beans, you won't go back to whatever those are.
Honestbabe2021@reddit
Is that berlinki? We’ve gotten those at the eastern euro store but my favorite ones are Hebrew national.
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i dont really like berlinki tbh they don’t have enough real meat imo my favs are Tarczyński bcs they have the best ingredient list
Honestbabe2021@reddit
Agree. I remember my dad used to get thuemans or sabretts and they were so good (I’m sure I spelled both incorrectly). I normally get the Hebrew national ones but there’s these other beef ones called Opa that are realllly good. But they are like a million calories. It’s more like kielbasa than a dog.
BAMspek@reddit
Hey, yknow you can cook those bad boys?
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
microwave is the way to go
two-pairs-of-pints@reddit
Do you have someone who could check in on you?
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
i’m okay
Fast_Cod1883@reddit
I was mostly with you until the pizza. But then I love pineapple and jalapeno on my pizza. Here's to not yucking other people's yums!
Bsheedy555@reddit
Pic #4 is unhinged
Basic-Magazine-9832@reddit
a fellow degenerate.
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Honestly the traditional hotdog in a white finger roll is literally the worst way to eat them. These aren't that shitty by comparison
Lambchoptopus@reddit
TIHI
nobodyhere_357@reddit
Haters will hate, but this is what the sub is for lol. Hope you enjoyed your dogs, OP
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
excatly it always baffles me when i post food here and people say „eww that’s gross” like yeah??? that’s the point?? it’s not supposed to look good lmao
aac2103@reddit
I like whatever is wrong with you
SuperDizz@reddit
Appropriate-Sun834@reddit
Can’t imagine allowing myself to eat a fucking hot dog
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
then don’t
Appropriate-Sun834@reddit
I definitely will not, peasant food
Try2MakeMeBee@reddit
r/iamveryculinary
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
chill out football boy
MuffinMatrix@reddit
So stop imagining and do it! They're delicious. Just make sure you cook them, unlike OP.
xiipaoc@reddit
They really need to add the hot dog exception to the sidebar: non-shitty foods are OK so long as they contain hot dogs.
distressinghorses@reddit
I respect a microwaved hotdog and would happily consume quite a few of these
cassie_moth@reddit (OP)
woah that’s a rare comment to find, thanks im happy to have found a person who enjoys hottogs as well
sassiefrassVPR@reddit
Gross x 1,000,000