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LarenCoe@reddit

That hot dog pizza looks legit. I'll have to try that someday. Maybe get a plain premade crust and do chili dog pizza...hmmm...

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Mirality-@reddit

I'm brazilian so i see no problem with this. We commit many, delicious, hot dog crimes

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Grouchy_Gap_8708@reddit

I genuinely can’t believe people live like this. This is not cooking. This is just taking random shit out of the fridge and throwing it together on a plate together, uncooked.

Take my upvote.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

yes and that’s why im here on shittyfoodporn i strongly belive in the phrase „live your truth queen”

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Grouchy_Gap_8708@reddit

Have you tried a different truth? This looks so depressing 🥲🥲

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50shapesofpasta@reddit

Did you make the classic dish: Mash potatoes mixed with grass?

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

it’s dill classic potato addition in slavic countries

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Agitated-Contact7686@reddit

You and my 13 year old stepson would get along so wonderfully.

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Distinct-Solution-99@reddit

I like mine on a hairy pile of mashed potatoes too. Extra hair.

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HugePurpleNipples@reddit

How many hotdogs would you say you eat on an average day?

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Never have i in my life had this much in common with people on the internet like many posts in this community, or just i have a very shitty taste in food. Half and half. 我这辈子从没和网上的人有过这么多共同点，比这个社区里的许多帖子还要多，要么就是我对食物的品味糟糕透顶。一半一半。

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coppockm56@reddit

As a lover of Chicago-style hotdogs, I'll just say that... I don't share your preferences.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

that’s okay

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coppockm56@reddit

Sure, of course. Just trying to be funny. In fact, I’d eat pretty much everything you posted, in a pinch.

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Alex_Ariranha@reddit

Monsieur est un connoisseur.

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Delbunk@reddit

How was the hotdog pizza?

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Top_Taro_17@reddit

Straight to jail.

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OfficeGossip@reddit

Please use more flash in your photos. Really drives the shittiness of this.

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imyourzer0@reddit

This guy serial murders.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

this girl does not in fact serial murders i just like not good looking food that’s why i posted it here

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imyourzer0@reddit

It's kind of like when kids abuse animals. You just don't know it yet, but it's coming.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

Votre raisonnement est erroné.

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imyourzer0@reddit

Ce n'est pas parce qu'on me répond en français que j'ai tort, franchement. 🥖🧀🥐🍷🇫🇷

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i took french in highschool fear my linguistic skills!

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imyourzer0@reddit

Bof, j'ai beaucoup plus peur de ta cuisine.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

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imyourzer0@reddit

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

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imyourzer0@reddit

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

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imyourzer0@reddit

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FartSmeIa@reddit

are u perchance central/eastern european

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Similar-Ice-9250@reddit

I was about to ask the same thing because I’m Eastern European and I befouled the hot dog in similar ways before that would probably get me jailed. Like mayo and radish hot dog on a slice of rye bread.

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FartSmeIa@reddit

yeah thats on you💔we don’t claim you

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dkbobby@reddit

polish or ukrainian I'd guess. my ukrainian sister in law makes almost identical snacks

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FartSmeIa@reddit

and so does everyone else in eastern and central europe

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

yes.

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FartSmeIa@reddit

smart minds think alike

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GOATBrady4Life@reddit

I really thought this was an autism thing, not a geographical phenomenon.

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firesquasher@reddit

Are you absent a heat source that forces you to raw dog pork pistoleros like that?

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

no i do not live in poverty this is a choice!

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OversizedMicropenis@reddit

You have a way with words

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BunnyLady91@reddit

3 looks bomb.

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DramaOk7700@reddit

Have you ever tried frying the rounds in butter? I mean, if you like raw hotdogs you do you, but these dishes could be so much tastier.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i dont mind and frying them would take too much time

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DramaOk7700@reddit

Maybe consider for special occasions then? Lol

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ShantyTender@reddit

You should be sent to jail

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Apart_Valuable9100@reddit

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Reasonable_Ear3773@reddit

I love my tube steaks with some hummus, a pickle spear, and brown mustard.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

hell yes

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irreveror@reddit

Whatever the hell happened in picture 4

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i call it an octopus it’s hot dog with ends cut in fours fried on a pan, it’s yummy cuz the ends become a bit crispy

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Ligeiapoe@reddit

Spiders in your mash

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

it’s just dill afterall i need some greens in my diet

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nightmares_dealer@reddit

I know a Romanian when I see one

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4dafryguy@reddit

You forgot to slice one down the length and put a piece of bread between the halves.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

silly me! how could i forget!

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MuffinMatrix@reddit

In all those pics I thought maybe one would have you accidentally cooking the hot dog first.

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lolimaginewtf@reddit

it is cooked in pic 4

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MuffinMatrix@reddit

Must've been a mistake.

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greenpointart@reddit

The screen subtitle in #4…..💀

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

it’s frim the series Suits lol didnt notice

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No_Cartoonist981@reddit

Yes, No, Yes, Yes

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Mental-Jellyfish-573@reddit

7/10 is sketchy lol

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Dragonykz@reddit

Typical brit

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

im not british

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Dragonykz@reddit

then why are you eating british food

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ChanclasConHuevos@reddit

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ExpressBallSucking@reddit

I had a hot dog bowl earlier. Yes, I did.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

a what now?

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ExpressBallSucking@reddit

It's like a burrito bowl but chopped up hotdogs in a big old bread bowl.

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No-Ad-3226@reddit

Mashed potatoes and hair

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Archdemon2212@reddit

Not gonna lie hotdogs on pizza is pretty good

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Skinn2Win@reddit

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MetalLogLemon@reddit

Hot dogs, ketchup and mashed potatoes is solid. Been doing that for years.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

hell yes!!!!

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rsadek@reddit

I see you love hotdogs and hate yourself

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i try to find a healthy balance between those two

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Electrical_Car_6067@reddit

I thought this was a child then realized it’s just another crazy person

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

well, we do live in a crazy world

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Miserable_Life_9650@reddit

Could at least cook it

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_csy@reddit

I understand the concept of this sub, but my god this shit is so hard not to downvote when I see it

So good post ig

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

:))))

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Round-Coffee9081@reddit

Watch how hotdogs are made on YT.... that'll fix your issues.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i buy hot dogs from a good brand with good ingredients!

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Griffithead@reddit

FRY. THE. DOG.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

well it has Hot in the name hot dog i dont want to make hot2

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J_B_La_Mighty@reddit

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4ringfreak@reddit

Straight to the 7th circle of hell for you...

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CheezRavioli@reddit

Are you Brazilian?

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

no

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CheezRavioli@reddit

Brazilians eat hotdogs with corn and mashed potatoes. You might like their cuisine.

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NoFaithlessness7508@reddit

r/hotdogcrimes

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BeginningBuy46@reddit

that’s the perfect subreddit for this kind of culinary chaos, lol

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

dont lie, it’s fire!!!!!🔥

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BabuGhanoush@reddit

Who hurt you?

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One-Dot4082@reddit

They’ll all work!! Just a little more char on the dogs!! 👍

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RageGoat25@reddit

I don’t think you’re going to heaven. I’m sorry.

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JustinCooksStuff@reddit

Each of them incorrect. Good day to you.

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lespookeh@reddit

Humble glizzy enjoyer

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DankStew@reddit

Just droppin dog anywhere

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I_Am_Robert_Paulson1@reddit

The Life & Times of the Humble Frank (2025)

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0ButtShe3D1d@reddit

You really out here raw doggin’ 😂

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xqqq_me@reddit

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Consistent-Stock6872@reddit

Are you watching Suits in photo 4 ?

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

YES you’re insane the only thing visible is literally… the suit

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Consistent-Stock6872@reddit

There is the text on the screen too XD. This bright lightning is typical for the show and I have seen that window many times when I watched the show. The suit only told me that it was Mike bcs Harvey would never wear this cut of suit or such thin tie.

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Maltedmilksteak@reddit

this feels german

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Unusual-Luck5686@reddit

I had no idea weiners were so versatile.

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

That’s what she said!

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Unusual-Luck5686@reddit

🤣 she knew what she was getting.. she knew..

Now hand me another onion-weiner-corn-slider

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

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Kok-jockey@reddit

Why aren’t they cooked??

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Hemicrusher@reddit

No

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

yes

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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Bolly_Eggs@reddit

9 is pretty attractive

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

EXCUSE ME?!?!?

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EbaCammel@reddit

This is absolutely disgusting haha, good job OP

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

thanks💕

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Bolly_Eggs@reddit

The artful plating of #7 with all it's whimsy really appeases me

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goingpostal321@reddit

Out of all those I only saw one that was cooked dang at least cook them

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i microwave them : )

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Big-War-7218@reddit

9and6👍the rest 🗑️

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eric2341@reddit

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UnhingedChicken@reddit

Hot dog and mashed potato. Add a spoonful of beetroot and you'll have the standard Sunday night dinner when I was at boarding school.

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WartyoLovesU@reddit

I love hot dogs but I'm trying to cut down on my carcinogenic Foods. Been doing a lot more crab or shrimp rolls

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Fickle-Secretary681@reddit

I surprisingly found a plant based hot dog that looks and tastes exactly like a real one.

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goingpostal321@reddit

NO NO NO .But seriously if you plant a plant based hotdog does it grow a hotdog tree

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Fickle-Secretary681@reddit

Lol I eat one maybe once a year. I'll try planting one next summer

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WartyoLovesU@reddit

Yeah I'm not looking to replace one processed food with another one. That's more of a lateral move. I've worked in Plants where plant-based meats are made it's not a pleasant time

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Sensitive_Fondant427@reddit

Becarefulll of the radioactive shrimp!!

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WartyoLovesU@reddit

Yea and mercury in my tuna 🤣

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

wishing you well!!!!

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GentrifriesGuy@reddit

FBI has been alerted

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OversizedMicropenis@reddit

Do you ever try cooking them?

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imgurcaptainclutch@reddit

The Judas Cradle for you and your Uber driver

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

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abbymwah@reddit

gotta put it in mac n cheese !!

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i’ve actually never had macncheese lol

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BeWonderfulBeDope@reddit

Damn girl how many glizzies are you downing per week?

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CurrentTopic3630@reddit

Throw some in Mac n Cheese, even better with a can of baked beans, you won't go back to whatever those are.

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Honestbabe2021@reddit

Is that berlinki? We’ve gotten those at the eastern euro store but my favorite ones are Hebrew national.

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i dont really like berlinki tbh they don’t have enough real meat imo my favs are Tarczyński bcs they have the best ingredient list

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Honestbabe2021@reddit

Agree. I remember my dad used to get thuemans or sabretts and they were so good (I’m sure I spelled both incorrectly). I normally get the Hebrew national ones but there’s these other beef ones called Opa that are realllly good. But they are like a million calories. It’s more like kielbasa than a dog.

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BAMspek@reddit

Hey, yknow you can cook those bad boys?

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

microwave is the way to go

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two-pairs-of-pints@reddit

Do you have someone who could check in on you?

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

i’m okay

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Fast_Cod1883@reddit

I was mostly with you until the pizza. But then I love pineapple and jalapeno on my pizza. Here's to not yucking other people's yums!

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Bsheedy555@reddit

Pic #4 is unhinged

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Basic-Magazine-9832@reddit

a fellow degenerate.

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MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit

Honestly the traditional hotdog in a white finger roll is literally the worst way to eat them. These aren't that shitty by comparison

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Lambchoptopus@reddit

TIHI

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nobodyhere_357@reddit

Haters will hate, but this is what the sub is for lol. Hope you enjoyed your dogs, OP

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cassie_moth@reddit (OP)

excatly it always baffles me when i post food here and people say „eww that’s gross” like yeah??? that’s the point?? it’s not supposed to look good lmao

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