Now Walter can use the phone on Shabbos. Posted by Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 26 comments
[-] RepeatSpiritual8108@reddit Walter's explanation to Donny of Shabbos and what he doesn't do on the holy day, which starts completely deadpan and ends with Walter bellowing in fury, is one of my favorite speeches in the movie.
[-] Huge-Acanthisitta485@reddit Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[-] JamesTheLockGuy@reddit Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
[-] EhrenScwhab@reddit Serious question: Why do people think God gives a flying fuck whether they use the internet or not? [-] patchhappyhour@reddit For your information, the supreme Court roundly rejected prior restraint! [-] RepublicKitchen8809@reddit When you get on the internet, you just stop being Jewish?? [-] TheSamurabbi@reddit Shutup, Donnie.
[-] Vegetable-Put3884@reddit I’m not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it’s an emergency. [-] duh_nom_yar@reddit This is an emergency! [-] handsomeape95@reddit I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.
[-] duh_nom_yar@reddit This is an emergency! [-] handsomeape95@reddit I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.
[-] MattGdr@reddit This goes to 11. Oh, sorry, wrong sub. [-] duh_nom_yar@reddit Shut the fuck up, Nigel.
CommonSensei-_@reddit
And I sure as shit don’t Scroll on Shabbos
WalterSobkowich@reddit
Now, that’s interesting…even for us Polish Catholics.
khetti79@reddit
...our troubles are over!
RepeatSpiritual8108@reddit
Walter's explanation to Donny of Shabbos and what he doesn't do on the holy day, which starts completely deadpan and ends with Walter bellowing in fury, is one of my favorite speeches in the movie.
Huge-Acanthisitta485@reddit
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
Nesbitt_Burns@reddit
This is part of your sick Cynthia thing
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
EhrenScwhab@reddit
Serious question: Why do people think God gives a flying fuck whether they use the internet or not?
patchhappyhour@reddit
For your information, the supreme Court roundly rejected prior restraint!
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
When you get on the internet, you just stop being Jewish??
TheSamurabbi@reddit
Shutup, Donnie.
patchhappyhour@reddit
That's fine but he ain't rolling!
shawnwingsit@reddit
Shomer fucking Shabbos!
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
I’m not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it’s an emergency.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
This is an emergency!
handsomeape95@reddit
I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.
AgileDrag1469@reddit
You might fool the fucks at the mobile store, but you don’t fool Jesus. 🎳
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
From Moses to Sandy Kofax!
Radiant-Item-4691@reddit
I SURE AS SHIT DONT F*CKIN SCROLL
duh_nom_yar@reddit
...and I sure as shit don't pose for selfies!
MattGdr@reddit
This goes to 11. Oh, sorry, wrong sub.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Nigel.
HighEndSociopath@reddit
I'm actually digging that. Cut the cord,, go live life or whatever dude.
Hagfist@reddit
Jesus fuckin Christ that sounds exhausting
useless_modern_god@reddit
Phone’s ringing, Dude..
youresoogoodlookin@reddit
Thank you donny!