Maybe I’m out of my element but wouldn’t you open the bag of 1 million dollars , before delivering ? It dawned on me , man… say what u will about nihilism , man , but it’s cool autobahn is still in cahoots 20 yrs after their album .
Posted by New-Lingonberry8029@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 53 comments
Next-Independent-477@reddit
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
San_Cannabis@reddit
Nothing is fucked here man
secretwheelman@reddit
That's right, Dude. The weight.
The ringer cannot look empty.
ViewAskewRob@reddit
My dirty undies, the whites!
You didn’t think I was rolling out of here naked did ya?
yamothashouldknow@reddit
He was intentionally rushed! Also shit is heavy. A million in 20s is like 110lbs. But duder is an easy sap to pin it on, ya know man? A loser, a deadbeat, you human paraquat!
LupercaniusAB@reddit
I never thought of that, but I checked your math and you’re right!
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Someone the square community doesn't care about
Pessemist_Prime@reddit
Well aren't ya?
binneysaurass@reddit
Well, yeah.
SpecialAd4085@reddit
Also: nihilists? At the very LEAST they're actually capitalists. They seem to believe an awful lot in money after all...
RedLanternScythe@reddit
Like they would ever dream of stealing his bullshit money
Think_Seaweed_7314@reddit
The Dude was a lazy man, possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County.
Specman9@reddit
But not Walter.
KelVarnsen_2023@reddit
But Walter is pretty stupid.
WaffleCommission@reddit
He was never wrong. Am I right?
Specman9@reddit
He is. But he's so cynical and untrusting that it seems crazy that he never looked.
Bontkers@reddit
Calmer than you are…
Bierroboter@reddit
Which puts him in the running for laziest in the world.
NoIncrease299@reddit
Sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit (OP)
😂
boop66@reddit
Maybe the briefcase was locked as part of the ransom agreement with the kidnappers. 🔐
The first time I saw those dirtbikes speeding away was a definite OH SHIT! moment for me while sitting in the theatre back in '98. Dude's car got a little dinged up in the most hilarious of ways both in this scene and in the scene when he dropped a burning roach on his balls, then crashed into a dumpster.
boop66@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/lebowski/s/j5y8i95c2M
no_bender@reddit
You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know a, a a, deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
boop66@reddit
Well, aren't you?
BlueMageNeedsFood@reddit
That’s not her toe dude
Reason_Choice@reddit
Then whose toe was it?
boop66@reddit
It belongs to a woman of Germanic persuasion with a fondness for Lingonberry pancakes. 🥞
VincentAdultman-1@reddit
Who’s got a million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our car?!
boop66@reddit
Our car?
usbekchslebxian@reddit
These rich fucks, this whole fuckin’ thing..
2wheelsThx@reddit
You want a plot hole? I can get you a plot hole. By 3-o'clock this afternoon - with nail polish [cluck sound]. You don't wanna know.
CapitalPunBanking@reddit
We? What the fuck we, man, you said you just wanted to come along!
Bontkers@reddit
The proverbial we.
jaybear24@reddit
The royal we
RongGearRob@reddit
Her life was in the Dudes hands. Mr. Lebowski asked me to post that.
VincentAdultman-1@reddit
Aw, don’t say that, man!
jaybear24@reddit
Her life is in your hands, Dude. And report back to us as soon as it’s done
MedLebowski@reddit
Che ridicolo!
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
This is not a man that built the rail roads.
Duke_____Silver@reddit
Look, man, the Dude isn't trying to scam anybody...
Hagfist@reddit
The spaces are freakin me out, man
Entire-Pop5333@reddit
Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
phroney@reddit
Donny, please...
groknix@reddit
Well, we just don't know Dude
Such-Corgi-8869@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
SendTobacco@reddit
The plane has crashed into the mountain!
Drewp655321@reddit
doesn't matter it was a ringer for a ringer
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit (OP)
but they wouldn’t have meet the author of Branded if they had looked & found nothing, man.
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit (OP)
if they knew there was no money , man. sheesh. I guess they wouldn’t have met the author of Branded. 😂
kcpistol@reddit
It's like Lenin said, man, you have to (voice from wings: STFU Donnie) look for who will benefit.. and...
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
What in God's name are you blathering about?
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit (OP)
hey man , that’s Not Charles Durning ! that’s all I’m sayin man. And Wade Gunderson is Not in Miller’s Crossing. 😂
No_Bathroom_6540@reddit
Any decent bag man would have required half his payment for delivery up front.