ULPT Request: Neighbor blasting music for an hour in the lot every night
Posted by Idkhowyoufoundme7@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 14 comments
He sits in his car every night when he gets home (anytime between 6 and 10pm) and blasts his music so loudly that it shakes my building on the opposite end of the lot he parks in. Management won’t do anything and doesn’t care. I’ve tried talking to him, yelling out the window, and calling the cops.
What can I do to make him never want to do this again, or at least stop for a little while, without risking my safety or significantly bothering my other neighbors?
Puceeffoc@reddit
Bluetooth hijack
boslifesober@reddit
You mind your mf business is what you do.
kevinh456@reddit
Found the neighbor. Do you know what sub you’re on?
Grapeape934@reddit
When he is not in it gain access to his vehicle. With a sharp object render his speakers useless through the application of long slits in the cones. If they are repaired. Repeat, but add a generous amount of doe in estrus urine, fox urine and milk to the carpet under the seat, and in the trunk. Also pour a good amount into the foam of the rear seats and the defrost vents on the dash.
If your first efforts don't curtail his actions the second will make it very hard for him to sit in his vehicle and drive to work let alone listen to the stereo cranked up to 11.
You may have to continue this multiple times with subsequent vehicles until he learns, but eventually he will get the hint. Do this under the cover of darkness and don't get caught.
MattDubh@reddit
Doesn't anyone use expanding foam any more?
Comfortable_Guide622@reddit
Get high intensity lights and shine it into his car from several angles
malapriapism4hours@reddit
Craigslist ad for free stereo equipment. Just need an address and a picture of the car.
Skeggy-@reddit
Quiet time generally isn’t till 10pm so this is some Karen shit.
shotstraight@reddit
Everywhere I have lived it was 11pm so agreed.
Idkhowyoufoundme7@reddit (OP)
If it was a normal volume of music I wouldn’t give a damn but this is shaking the entire building. It’s an insane volume and multiple other neighbors have also yelled out their windows at this guy.
Skeggy-@reddit
Yeah I get there is more to it.
Note and damage should work.
syn_dagon@reddit
Soak some paintball in liquid ass then blast em
shaftofbread@reddit
Piss disks. Reasonably thick ones that will fly like a frisbee from your side of the lot to his without disintegrating en-route.
Bratchan@reddit
When he isn't in car pour fish fertilizer in car vent.. I doubt he will sit in his car with that smell.