ULPT Falsely accused and attacked.
Posted by Rookie127@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Went to a party with my girlfriend and within 8 MINUTES some drunken dude accused me of flirting with his girlfriend. I didn’t even know the girl but turned out she disliked my girlfriend and decided to falsely accuse me to start drama.
Anyways this guy ends up freaking tackling me out of nowhere. Some people got him off of me but in the end since I didn’t really know people at the party, we were told to leave. It was such an embarrassing and frustrating night.
I found both of there full names and phone numbers.
Any suggestions to help me get even?
unsubstalker@reddit
post their numbers next to public toilets with a request to send pics of peoples shit
Lady_MoMer@reddit
Orbeez in the gas tank.
lofionemic@reddit
sign them up for scientology
Darkest_dark@reddit
File a criminal complaint for assault and battery
Kathucka@reddit
Not even unethical but probably the most brutal answer.
RocknRoll_Grandma@reddit
The state holds a monopoly on violence. Let that work in your favor for once OP.
shirleysimpnumba1@reddit
and ask for video footage as proof if there is any.
Throwaway_hoarder_@reddit
Rest soundly knowing however much he pissed you off, he and she ruin one another's lives more. That kind of guy is the type to do a femicide and get anyone else he's mad at after. Better stay away.
Douche_in_disguise@reddit
Fuck their dad's
SubstantialPressure3@reddit
Sign them up for mental health tips.
See if you can find them on social media, find out where they work, and use the address of their job, if they send out physical mail. Maybe you can get their work email, too
Ex:
John Dickhead c/o Business name Address
Honestly it sucks. It's unfair, it shouldn't have happened. Makes you feel ashamed, even though you did nothing wrong.
I would stick with petty and non criminal things, bc someone like that is eventually ( probably sooner than later) going to do that to the wrong person and you will get to hear rumors about him getting his ass beat and losing his job.
fingers@reddit
Spike both of their drinks and make it look like they had anal sex, with shit all over the place.
FuzzyDairyProducts@reddit
Jesus Christ. If you can pull it off
An_Old_IT_Guy@reddit
My takeaway is never piss u/fingers off.
FuzzyDairyProducts@reddit
😆 an 18yo account with no active communities and 500K karma. What a chad-ette
AssumptionMundane114@reddit
Have sex with his dad.
Rachel_Silver@reddit
With a strap on made of frozen piss and liquid ass.
Raspberry_Rippled@reddit
A frosty jim.
naruzopsycho@reddit
known in the North as a "lukewarm Jim"
Rachel_Silver@reddit
That is an excellent name for a deviant sex act.
🫡
SlightRun8550@reddit
And leave a piss disk on his back
WeirdSalamander7165@reddit
Sing them up requesting info from solar panel companies, hearing aids, senior living centers, bible study classes, porn, etc, etc. They will be forever buried in junk mail / phone calls.
kingtacticool@reddit
PISS. DISCS.
taro354@reddit
Puss disks.
Weird_Cartographer_7@reddit
Send him your nudes.
mister_nimbus@reddit
Go to the hospital and list any pain you have with slightly exaggerated symptoms. File charges on him.
Weird_Cartographer_7@reddit
Yeah, file charges. A whole room full of witnesses.
fingers@reddit
Start sending HER letters addressed to HIM. Sexy letters. With kissy prints. Smelling good.
cuntdestroyer1990@reddit
Throw a party with all your friends and invite a mutual friend of his so he’ll get invited too. When he gets there isolate him from his own friends and humiliate him in front of everyone. Get everyone in on this beforehand. Make him cry in front of his girlfriend. Finally, Get your girlfriend to beat his girlfriend up since all this was between them in the first place anyways, then dump her and befriend your enemy. Betray him a year later, by accusing him of trying to fuck your girlfriend and tackling him in front of everyone. Boom.
Annual_Government_80@reddit
Drop hints to their friends that he is cheay
Raspberry_Rippled@reddit
Spread rumours they both have HIV.
Material-Drawer-7419@reddit
Sign them both up for every insurance quote website (and any other quote site, like mortgage loans) that you can find on the internet. None of these fuckers will stop calling them. They might even have to change their numbers.
Narcofeels@reddit
You could do the smart thing and report it to the authorities since she’s already proven she’s not above false allegations and he’s not above physical violence
Alternatively you could sign them up for every church in the area give the number to Scientology and sign him up for all the annoying spam and risk getting your ass kicked again
Nmbr1Son_LebaronBoy@reddit
Call the fucking cops and do something. If you are looking for an unethical tip for revenge, kill the fucking guy.