Last nights dinner: Ramen, crushed Doritos, hot buffalo tuna, cheese, topped with sweet relish and mayo.
Posted by BetSubject6704@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 30 comments
FantasticMrRobb@reddit
Bro what how did you roll the ramen up like a burrito??
BetSubject6704@reddit (OP)
Dump all the ingredients in the dorito bag, dump in hot water, roll it up tight and let it sit for 15-20 mins. The hot water melts the cheese and the ramen/chips absorb the water.
The-Final-Reason@reddit
Yeah. Prison isn’t for me.
BetSubject6704@reddit (OP)
Me neither, never been there
Alternative_Today299@reddit
You eat live you did a life sentence, died, got reborn and did another life sentence
No_Walrus7704@reddit
You still think u in the joint or what?
Original_Addition871@reddit
whaddya in for?
TrainingSword@reddit
Unless you’re in actual prison there isn’t any reason you should be eating nutraloaf like this
Shirtless_Shane@reddit
Why is it burrito shaped?
BetSubject6704@reddit (OP)
I dumped all the ingredients in the Doritos bag, poured in super hot water, rolled the bag up and let it sit for 20 minutes while the cheese melted and the chips and ramen absorb the water. Comes out in a brick shape like this.
DarkflowNZ@reddit
Meanwhile bro has "never been to prison". Are you doing the katt Williams thing and you've been to jail but not prison??
Matic00@reddit
Are you in jail? Ghetto sous vide
Shirtless_Shane@reddit
I’m going to assume you picked it up like a burrito since there isn’t any plasticware in the photo. You stoned? Or just broke and yearning for flavor?
BetSubject6704@reddit (OP)
Nah, I eat with a fork. It’d fall apart if I tried to pick it up like that.
Not broke either lol I make good money. I just love the taste. I saw it on some prison documentary many years ago and wanted to try it myself and I’ve been making them ever since.
thetrickyginger@reddit
Next time put it all on a tortilla, add just a bit of rice, and wrap it like a burrito.
BetSubject6704@reddit (OP)
I’ve done that before, not a big fan of eating it that way.
SharkPicnic@reddit
So when are you going back to prison?
DarkflowNZ@reddit
If there was any justice in the world? Tonight
JayTee245@reddit
This is the stuff shaggy and Scooby Doo come up with
SecretAcademic1654@reddit
Bros still in prison in the kitchen
Noxodium@reddit
This some prison shit
different_produce384@reddit
Is this what they call prison foosd?
GroundControl2MjrTim@reddit
Have you been to prison sir?
meatmybeat42069@reddit
Hey I have a question
What the fuck
Bruvasaurus@reddit
Jailhouse gourmet food
Big-Wolverine889@reddit
right? its crazy what people can whip up with just the basics lol
Excellent_Lynx7402@reddit
Commissary concoctions
PoopTransplant@reddit
How many cigarettes did those ingredients cost?
Bloodthirsty_Kirby@reddit
I thought this was a great looking tamale, but it's more like a forbidden tamale...
DiabloDLC@reddit
omg this is truly the definition of struggle meals but ngl i'm tempted to try it when i'm broke next week 💀.