Rickety Cricket should know that's NOT the preferred nomenclature

Posted by grichardson526@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 24 comments

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Subject-Relevant@reddit

The mauds are lurking. I got busted for posting something similar and was berated for it

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BopNowItsMine@reddit

"Cricket... It's Woo. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your kidney."

I guess we can close the file on that one.

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I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused, mind you, so I'm thinking, oh great, what does this jerk want? Of course, I know what he wants, he's looking right at me. Eyeball to eyeball. Now that's fuckin' combat!

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UpstairsConstant8155@reddit

Worthy fuckin adversary

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Finatic4Life20@reddit

DEAD AIR!!!

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DaDudedudedude1234@reddit

What in god’s name are you blathering about?

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Renhoek2099@reddit

I'll suck your cock for a sixer

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jeffreyclayborn@reddit

THE BUMS LOST CRICKET!!

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HiFasteningPants@reddit

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He went out and achieved anyway!

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ShoHeyTime@reddit

You Gotta make it sexy otherwise you don’t eat.

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legalbeagle66@reddit

Hips and nips

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HeffalumpGlory@reddit

Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.

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Fun_Chef134@reddit

Is this a Nihilist, Frank?

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Wavy_Grandpa@reddit

No Charlie, these men are street-rats.

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JackStrawSTL@reddit

This is not Philly, there are rules.

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Wavy_Grandpa@reddit

Philadelphia is not something to hide behind; look at our current situation with that Lawyer in South Philly

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MortgageRegular2509@reddit

He used the Dude’s car for a dog orgy

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cargoman89@reddit

Asian American, please

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Kirbyr98@reddit

That kidney really tied his urinary tract together.

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CriticalSuit1336@reddit

I'm not talking about the people who built the railroads here

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StevePerryPlatypus@reddit

Woo did that?

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tinkerk84@reddit

The chinaman is not the issue here!