I loved this book

Yo’ mama would have, too, if she could read.

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Wow I just mentioned that book to my son last week! Bought it at a record store

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Yo house is so small your family has to go outside to eat a Bigfoot Pizza.

Yo mama so fat, when she was lying on the beach some dude named Raul came over, stuck a flag in her ass, and claimed her for Spain.