my breakfast every morning
Posted by ComradeBabushka@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 33 comments
on the plate is kimchi, smoked salmon and camambert. in the bowl is coconut yoghurt, golden kiwi, banana, pumpkin seeds etc. and canned sardines
mrseemsgood@reddit
I especially love the "etc." in the description. Random bullshit go-style breakfasts are truly fascinating sometimes.
CrustyT-shirt@reddit
Man I wish I had enough money to eat smoked salmon everyday.
pagesid3@reddit
I’ve been skipping breakfast altogether
CrustyT-shirt@reddit
Yeah I just have brunch and dinner.
BigTreddits@reddit
a pack of smoked salmon filets costs 3.50 at aldi. its less than what most people pay for their cup of coffee at this point.
Grundlestorm@reddit
I just want the camembert.
I used to eat it all the time for the few years I lived in France. I was living like a vagabond, finding work when and where I could, and for €2 I could get a huge bottle of water, a wheel of camembert, and a fresh baguette. That was pretty regularly my food for the day.
I'm back in the states now and a wheel of camembert that old to the point of being thoroughly solid is like $9.00 and then another 2 bucks for a crappy baguette baked yesterday.
Wrestler7777777@reddit
Right? I'd eat it all day every day. But that stuff is as expensive as gold over where I live. 40-60€ per kg...
CrustyT-shirt@reddit
Here it's a bit cheaper but also I live in Thailand and people tend to not get paid too well.
Wrestler7777777@reddit
I mean I'm most probably paid better in Germany but still, at that price point I'll only eat 100g of smoked salmon on more special occasions every now and then. We're still talking about roughly 5€ for ONE ingredient, which by itself is not even an entire meal on its own. So for a home cooked meal that's really expensive.
ComradeBabushka@reddit (OP)
yeah the salmon is a new addition, i was feeling a lil fancy this week loll
CrustyT-shirt@reddit
It is really fancy. The times I can afford it I will
Robjla@reddit
Never had that Combe but have eaten all that separately
LeBneg@reddit
You're a penguin Harry.
PuttingFishOnJupiter@reddit
You're a Pengling Barry
Murky_Change_7847@reddit
You must have one heck of a gut. Tbh I'd eat that
Hellheim@reddit
POV: you are a penguin about to be put down.
Better_Carpet_7271@reddit
Jalapeno?
Obvious-Yogurt-9738@reddit
Take the sardines away and you're good lol
SugarSmirkk@reddit
Lol, dude, that's not breakfast, that's a cry for help in edible form.
Excellent_Law6906@reddit
How's your gout?
Electrical-Ice1671@reddit
Separately they all seem great, but the combination gived me shivers
Yamurkle@reddit
Do you ever check your Mercury levels?
Mayion@reddit
bro is a walking thermometer
HeWhoChasesChickens@reddit
Not shitty, this rips
KoalaOtherwise6097@reddit
Top two look good. What is the stuff in the bottom of the picture ?
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
Way healthier than what I eat. I’m too depressed and tired to actually give a shit what I eat.
ComradeBabushka@reddit (OP)
you’ll get there!! one step at a time is better than no steps
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
Thank you
EmphasisOk8258@reddit
Good ass breakfast👌
ComradeBabushka@reddit (OP)
thank you gang
giyomu@reddit
Maybe not every single day but why not, sounds good enough to at least give it a try.
ComradeBabushka@reddit (OP)
yeahhh it’s pretty balanced, but presentation wise it ain’t the prettiest
reincarsonated_benzo@reddit
canned sardines 😍😍