Do I belong here? | TheaterFire

Fuck that, OP at least make something with texture and flavor. Bite into something now and then. Bragging about eating somewhat smoothiefied bullshit every meal just screams "I hate whole foods" - eat a fucking onion for gods sake

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NonorientableSurface@reddit

It looks potentially like dal? Good ol lentil porridge.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

100% ⭐️

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claudial12@reddit

Ground beef, onion, red bell pepper, and some kind of grain? Sauce is cream whipped with broth? It looks like hell for sure but with a crusty piece of bread, I would kill this.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No ground beef or bell pepper or grain or cream. Bread is the one carb I would not eat this with. Great guess tho!

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claudial12@reddit

So basically I got the broth and onion right and that's all, ha. Ground turkey, tomato, and I want to say crab meat? And you wouldn't eat bread with it, hmmm this is very curious!

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No turkey or crab but people do make it with fermented crab as an additional ingredient! Pictured is one of the most simple versions.

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claudial12@reddit

Too exotic for me to guess!

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Aww yeah. Your guesses were fun tho! 🥂

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Laurazepam23@reddit

Is it a veggie based soup with peppers onions and quinoa

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No it’s definite mostly meat.

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Laurazepam23@reddit

Can you please tell me? 😂 it’s gunna bug me and I’m trying to go to sleep.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Someone basically guessed it! Get some sleep!

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JustARandomGuyReally@reddit

It’s a homemade hot sauce!

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Yes!

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BSpecificBeautiful88@reddit

Of course!! It all makes sense now!!

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64557175@reddit

Lentils and/or barley?

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BSpecificBeautiful88@reddit

This was my guess

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No but yummy

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JustARandomGuyReally@reddit

Nam phrik ong

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Yes a type of น้ำพริก ! 🤠

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Sickashell782@reddit

So you said thai was correct. And seafood flavored. Shrimp red curry?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Thai is the correct region but not a dish you can find in a Thai restaurant in most western countries.

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Chris_Wilson14@reddit

It looks good crawfish or shrimp etouffee are my forever go toss when I'm starving for home.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Yum it doesn’t have crawfish or shrimp but it is seafood flavored!

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Chris_Wilson14@reddit

You'll have to give me the recipe I'd love to try it.

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Loserslovereddit@reddit

Weird ass salsa ?! I'm literally a chef and I'm fucking confused.

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-perspicacious_@reddit

Looks like gross meat salsa to me too

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

lol what does a not gross meat salsa look like?

It does have meat in it but so far everyone has been wrong.

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-perspicacious_@reddit

The pic

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Confusing because you just said the pic looks like gross meat salsa 🙃🙂

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Salsa is the closest guess so far! You must be a good chef!

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Material-Mousie7961@reddit

Is this Kachupa ?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

I had to look this up. It’s not but yummy! I want to make that now.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Omg no but now I need to make this too! Looks yummy!

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jerrythecactus@reddit

This looks like what you would marinade a piece of meat with.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Totally! But I would not use this as a meat marinade

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riggenmordy@reddit

This gives off African stew vibes

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

🤤🤤🤤

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NoStupidQsExist@reddit

is it some sort of squash or pumpkin soup? with bell peppers, onions, and ground turkey or something?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No great guess. The yellow color in here is interesting and I can see why it’s throwing people off

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riggenmordy@reddit

Is there psyllium husk in there?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No! I had to look that up! Wild that it helps with both constipation and mild diarrhea.

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Free-Humor-1625@reddit

Crawfish etouffee?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No but I love etouffee!

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Boring-Current-1512@reddit

Is this goat stew? Just because you said sometimes eggs can be added…?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No but yummy. Great guess!

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idratherbeanangel@reddit

Like a Thai coconut thing?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Thai is right coconut is wrong!

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Smangie9443@reddit

Chicken soup x jambalaya??

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No but yum 😋

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Upbeat_Stretch_5724@reddit

Is it some weird looking Gumbo or something?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No but yum 🤤

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thxxx1337@reddit

Looks like a dog ate it twice. Well done

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

That dog is a good chewer.

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goaskalice3@reddit

I want to guess that there is quinoa in this... With onions, obvi, but I really need to know what the black flecks are because it doesn't look like there are mushrooms but also it does

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No quinoa! No mushrooms. No tumeric. Technically has a bone broth in it but that’s part of the cooking process!

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spanielman1@reddit

Yesterday’s breakfast lunch or dinner

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bfrendan@reddit

Cheese. A bit of egg. Some red pepper (not sure if sweet or spicy), spices.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No cheese no egg tho some people make it with egg and it’s delicious that way too!

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BeastalaMode20@reddit

Shakshouka?

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bfrendan@reddit

So, peppers (onion: I missed that). What is the broth? And the protein?

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fifteentango88@reddit

…did you throw up in a pot?

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turnonmymike@reddit

Dal?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No but yum. It does have meat in it and no turmeric.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

And no beans lol

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iWant12Tacos@reddit

Do you eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner because you're just perpetually vomiting and re-eating it?

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No_Awareness9649@reddit

You’re home

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

🥰

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lukewilson333@reddit

Brunswick Stew

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

I had to look that up. Omg looks so good 🤤 will have to make that soon!

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puddyspud@reddit

Looks like an ordinary crab cake

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

You are fun. 😌

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Wonderful-War740@reddit

Looks like a sausage corn chowder, but without potatoes. I make something similar.

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Oh interesting. Sounds yummy! This dish has none of those things in it.

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Carbonee2@reddit

Chicken corn chowder? Chicken and dumplings?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No chicken, no corn, no dumplings!

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Madwoman-of-Chaillot@reddit

Ok, so, what is it?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Not even a guess?

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Madwoman-of-Chaillot@reddit

…some sort of ground chicken soup with turmeric?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No and no but ooo I like where your head is! Good guesses!

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No_Commission_2610@reddit

Is that sausage?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No, but people keep guessing sausage and now I want some lol

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No_Commission_2610@reddit

get the hot Italian kind. It’s dirt cheap and will make anything taste good. Mix in some tomatoes and it is excellent.

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Blucola333@reddit

Why are you showing your vomit bowl?

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Loserslovereddit@reddit

I think this belongs on another sub if you take the word food away 😜🤔💩

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Whattheholyhell74@reddit

Crab cakes?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No, but yum!

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Garetht@reddit

As your input looks like you output I'd say you belong here.

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SoftStarryFern@reddit

Peak efficiency honestly zero difference between before and after

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Tomavogic@reddit

Exactly

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Known-Sugar8780@reddit

Looks like vomit

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stofiski-san@reddit

Depends, what did you eat before you vomited in this pot?

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ValuableRiver6859@reddit

This 3 meals a day must have your intestines in knots, no?

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

No, I eat solids too. This is just the way this dish is made. Been eating it since I was a little boo-boo

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Master0fMuppets@reddit

me and my friends went out for my 21st birthday and my buddy ordered chili nachos at the bar we ended up at. later that night we went back to my place and my friend, absolutely trashed, threw up everything he ate that night, and without trying to sound like a dick, it looked precisely like this

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pomchuwrote@reddit (OP)

Oh I believe it. Not chili nachos tho! Chili anything is a rough thing to throw up for sure. I have thrown this (pic) up after getting drunk and it is not fun. Not fun at all coming up.

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