Real gamers remember this 100% real game
Posted by exquisite_corpse_wit@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 61 comments
Posted by exquisite_corpse_wit@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 61 comments
StellarSloth@reddit
Show me where in the Bible it says that it is a sin to slap a cop!
firegecko5@reddit
Romans 12/13, maybe?
CokBlockinWinger@reddit
Zsa Zsa Gabor has a few choice words about that
68W38Witchdoctor1@reddit
CHOKING HAZARD DO NOT EAT THE CARTRIDGE
Man, warning labels get wild sometimes.
agentmozi@reddit
It's wild that this is a real thing now and that nintendo puts a super sour flavor on their micro carts so kids don't try to eat them đ đ
hercdriver4665@reddit
DO NOT EAT THE CARTRIDGE
OffPoopin@reddit
Never figured out the "and more"
Nisi-Marie@reddit
And it says
So you only get one! Take note, all you overachievers!
Brob101@reddit
It's basically a "crime" simulator.
Could be seen as a GTA prequel.
AjaxIsSoccer@reddit
Gotta admit, I wouldnât mind coming home from a long day of work, sitting on the couch and coveting my neighborâs ass for a few hours. Sounds rather relaxing.
celebrity_therapist@reddit
Enjoy rap really caught me off guard. Don't you dare enjoy Salt-N-Pepa while God is being a fucking creep staring at you through the blinds.
AeonFluxIncapacitaor@reddit
If you put the Konami code in backwards you can unlock The Anti Christ level.
Dog_Baseball@reddit
Final cut scene was satan listening to NWA while ripping bong hits
noonesaidityet@reddit
...and knife stuff.
CrashAP34@reddit
naked time
Emotional_Signal7883@reddit
Enjoy rap
Separate-Succotash11@reddit
Knife stuff Naked timeđŻ
GarminTamzarian@reddit
Let's keep those sins separate, okay kids?
kalitarios@reddit
Do! base ball
ThepalehorseRiderr@reddit
The water level in this blows.
hbi2k@reddit
I could never beat it as the unicorn.
S0bchak@reddit
I have it CIB
YouMeADD@reddit
vajrasana@reddit
Knife stuff and naked time, side by sideâŚas god intendedâŚ
this_knee@reddit
The best EDM remix of âall your base are belong to usâ
kalitarios@reddit
Sigh⌠time to stim that before I go to bed
Also: what you say?
this_knee@reddit
The god character on the box says : âyouâre are busted.â Where âyouâreâ is a contraction, in English, that is short for: you are. So expand it out and youâre = âyou areâ makes the whole thing that the god character says be: âyou are are busted.â
kalitarios@reddit
https://i.redd.it/x1mcdk560z1g1.gif
this_knee@reddit
O I C
FalseQuestion7864@reddit
NO... I'm am BUSTED!!!
Taupenbeige@reddit
This was the greatest Simpsonâs joke of all time⌠though I might be biased because of the âyou turned him Unitarian, shoot him againâ line, having been raised one.
Unending-Flexionator@reddit
I did everything on that list except pride and slap cop.
Background-Action-19@reddit
SlimyPurpleMeteor@reddit
Somebody set up us the bomb
throwback842@reddit
I know what Iâm asking for this Christmas!
BoringExperience5345@reddit
This is a stupid thing to post in this sub. Isnât there a circle jerk you can join?
lonely_nipple@reddit
r/usernamechecksout
Blazenkks@reddit
Take my poormans award đ
BoringExperience5345@reddit
Yes, please take it and get it the fuck out of here before I projectile vomit
BoringExperience5345@reddit
Yours should be impossibly_clever
AndrewInMN@reddit
I thought it looked like an Obvious Plant as soon as I saw it.
sgrams04@reddit
Definitely thought this was u/ObviousPlant as well
exquisite_corpse_wit@reddit (OP)
gotta sprinkle them into the wild from time to time
Druidicflow@reddit
Iâm going to go covet my negbor now
Blueberry_Mancakes@reddit
Eat hot chip and die
Darksuit117@reddit
Lol enjoy rap
S0bchak@reddit
I have it
BrooklynRobot@reddit
âYouâre are busted!â
Blazenkks@reddit
Heh, this game was actually called NARC. and it was on NES xD
SteveEcks@reddit
Has to be obvious plant
Money_Magnet24@reddit
Covet what ?
What does that say ?
se-dc@reddit
Neighbor
evergreenviking@reddit
No it says negbor
BichezNCake@reddit
âEnjoy rapâ and âknife stuffâ had me â ď¸ I remember playing this as a child. It was o e of those super memory carts that cost like $300. Ah yes, just like yesterday I can recall sitting in my room with my dick in one hand enjoying rap and doing knife stuff with the other. The glory days of gaming
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
This would be a hit on the atheist and satanism subs. đ
SqueezeBoxJack@reddit
Of course. I had it, then I ate the cartridge. Tasted like recycled bibles and sin.
AngryTree76@reddit
I ate the cartridgeâŚ
CoyPowers@reddit
No matter what I tried, I never successfully got a Naked time/Pride combo.
Tyraid@reddit
Think of the speed runs
RickHuf@reddit
Last time I beat this I spun a combo of naked time, arson, cigarettes and listening to the carpenters.
OkBaconBurger@reddit
Hahaha oh man. Summed up my adolescence.