My “Heart Attack” egg sandwiches.
Posted by StarryKnight73@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Sourdough bread, eggs, marbel cheese.
Posted by StarryKnight73@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Sourdough bread, eggs, marbel cheese.
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Lizrael48@reddit
Eggs are not bad for you. They are a complete food!
NElwoodP@reddit
The only bad part of the thing is the bread.
Narrow_Firefighter20@reddit
Sourdough breads are packed with nutrients. If its whole wheat (prolly isn't) then it's by any definition healthy.
liberatedhusks@reddit
Correction. They are bad for you if your cholesterol is bad lol. Otherwise yes
UnNumbFool@reddit
Did you forget mentioning the 10 sticks of lard and butter or something, or did you just title it as a "heart attack" sandwich for the engagement bait?
SlicenDice99@reddit
Looks fine to me
NElwoodP@reddit
Heart Attack? It’s practically heath food.
Hiraethetical@reddit
This is just egg and cheese on bread?
This is the most basic food there is. Nothing shitty here.
Master_Win_4018@reddit
I will sue the person who made these if I don't get heart attack after eating it.
ohkammi@reddit
This is just food, I feel like we lost the plot here
OGBRedditThrowaway@reddit
The entire subreddit needs an intervention.
shFt_shiFty@reddit
Yeah this is like the most normal way to eat an egg sandwich. There's not much "heart attack" or shitty about this lol
bucket_o_chickn@reddit
I didn't read the caption and saw the pieces on the right first and went "Eggs and cheese in a baked potato? Well, why the hell not."
TrisolaranAmbassador@reddit
What is "heart attack" about this? It's just an egg sandwich
Humpdat@reddit
Where’s the bacon and lard
SmokeAbeer@reddit
My ass 🤷♂️
Fogfy@reddit
Nothing shitty about this, this is a hangover cure
Janjuko2023@reddit
Not enough heart attack!
wisteriadruid@reddit
This looks too good to be on here
Palanki96@reddit
Might as well just make savoury french toast
TocSir@reddit
This is more akin to r/stonerfood
Cardboard_Bootsole@reddit
You have to fry the whole sandwich - both sides - panini like - with the meat grease of your choice in order for it to be a Heart Attack. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them
Suspicious-Tailor436@reddit
SMASH . Next question.
fgbfjb@reddit
🤤 Man, this makes me want to pickup a breakfast sandwich in the morning now. Something to get up earlier for.
WillsBestFriend@reddit
Not enough heart attack
OliHub53@reddit
Can't be heart attack without at least bacon, and maybe throw in a beef patty cooked in lard for good measure
TraditionalTackle1@reddit
My wife loves my scrambled eggs and wanted to k ow how I make them. Lots of butter, cheese and salt lol
StarryKnight73@reddit (OP)
Yup