It's 2AM, I can eat refried beans on a single untoasted end piece of whole wheat bread with cold butter if I want
Posted by Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 24 comments
FriendlyPainter10@reddit
Its cold as well right ?
Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit (OP)
Nah, freshly cooked. I already ate a batch with rice, but I was still hungry, so I used the only other simple carb i had in the house
Relative_Yesterday70@reddit
Got to be drunk or high
wavdaily@reddit
Toast that bread and let that butter melt.
cathatesrudy@reddit
Yeah warm this up and it would probably low key slap
Ok-Housing-7960@reddit
For real, nothing beats that perfect butter melt on a warm slice of toast
chefadams@reddit
🤣🤣
Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit (OP)
I'm making this at 2:00 a.m., how much effort do you think I want to put in? because it's clearly not "toasting bread" effort >!sounds bomb.com, thanks for the tip 👍!<
ACcbe1986@reddit
You can sprint face-first into a brink wall if you want. I still don't recommend anyone try it.
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
I think I see msg on the table, which could potentially save it...
disappointedvet@reddit
Yes, yes you can. Not sure why you'd want to, but you absolutely can. 🤢
Nice-Marionberry3671@reddit
DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.
therekamniar4891@reddit
Feijão com pão é algo novo pra mim,e olhe que eu sou do Brasil
thupkt@reddit
Unless there is a crowd there waiting to fight you for the right to eat it, then you've got to defeat all of them one by one
Freezerburnt83@reddit
Do you really WANT to, though?? Lol
motherlymetal@reddit
With a salsa dip, yum.
Strange-Spinach-9725@reddit
Emreral lagassy here with that.
Frosenborg@reddit
Go for it champ!
Tkinney44@reddit
Those refried beans look gnarly as fuck
Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit (OP)
They were. But in an amazing way. Probably because I added a whole bunch of lard and salt, but still
odiephonehome@reddit
This honestly just looks like airplane food
thefourthhouse@reddit
The burden of free will
Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit (OP)
It actually tasted amazing, so I think I found my new "Wasted at 3AM snack"
Psianth@reddit
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should,"