Help with tattoo idea, my wife says it looks too much like jesus (the lord) not the pederast

I think it says “Sometimes there’s a man, I won’t say a hero, cuz what’s a hero, but sometimes there’s a man, and I’m talkin about the Dude here, sometimes there’s a man, wul, he’s the man for his time and place.“

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BuffaloBagel@reddit

Did the dude have any tattoos?

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Uncomfortable_Owl_52@reddit

The sweater pattern is pretty iconic, if you switch from the robe.

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widowswalk@reddit

Is this a week day?

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Infamous-GoatThief@reddit

I don’t think Jesus ever wore shades, man

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Remarkable_Weird_982@reddit

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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Rude-Willingness1039@reddit

Fuckin A

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TobylovesPam@reddit

TATTOO IT ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

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SwissMargiela@reddit

Have him holding an open box of milk lol

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WhineyLobster@reddit

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It should be clear what your tattoo should be.

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jackasspenguin@reddit

“Your wife is not the issue here dude!” Is not the correct nomenclature. Listen to your wife, please. You want your wife to be happy with your body, dude. Doesn’t matter if she’s right or not.

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Clear_Marsupial808@reddit

Why don’t you do what your parents did?

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CF_Traveler_DC@reddit

Get a job, sir!!

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Pseudonymble@reddit

For some reason I picture your image standing next to a life-sized bowling pin done is a similar low-res kinda style.

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I_Keep_Trying@reddit

Pattern print on the sweater and shorten it up

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janusrose@reddit

Is this … the day of rest?

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grimatonguewyrm@reddit

Is he holding the Port Huron Statement?

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Les_Ismore@reddit

Not the compromised second draft!

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propaghandi4damasses@reddit

is your wifes name Donny?

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KurtVongole@reddit

Well that's just, like, her opinion, man.

I think it looks great and if anyone confuses it with Jesus, you can tell them, You said it, mang.

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Chernobwontfallout@reddit

It don't matter to jesus

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BeSeeVeee@reddit

Has it affected your sex life? Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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ganoveces@reddit

I'm going to make a vinyl shirt from this..... 😂

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oxbaker@reddit

It’s the sandals. If you cut it off about mid thigh it will look way less like Heyzoos

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CriticalSuit1336@reddit

Maybe have him occupying various administration buildings and include the rest of the Seattle Seven.

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RedPhule@reddit

What do you need that for?

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KingGinger3187@reddit

Obviously you're not a golfer...

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TinyTimWannabe@reddit

Is He employed?

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tony-wankenobi@reddit

That’s a pretty iconic pose for the character. I’d honestly just give a screenshot to an artist and talk to them about the style you want. I have one of Maude in her Valkyrie outfit that I got from a guy who does cool traditional-style pinups. Pitch your idea, let the artist do their thing, man

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