Tuna, mayo, breadroll.. it was heavenly

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xzanfr@reddit

That looks great. Add in some cucumber and cover in vinegar (especially vinegar from pickled onions) and it'll lift it to god tier.

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No_Yak1331@reddit

This is one of the many, MANY examples on this sub of meals that visually look terrible, but also technically look delicious simply because we know what the ingredients taste like together

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Exciting_Pass_6344@reddit

Spend a couple minutes and chop up some celery and a bit of black pepper and that’s my tuna salad that my son loves.

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SanestExile@reddit

Celery? Wtf? This needs some green onions and pickles.

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i_was_a_person_once@reddit

This is one of my favorite comfort meals but with saltines

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LilArtsyCreature@reddit

Take out the bread roll and replace it with rice instead and roll it all together and you almost have a rice ball, just gotta add the nori 😋

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Dork31@reddit

Agree, but it would take less than a minute to make it look 100x better. I have created a similar "dish" and it does taste great, as you said.

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Spell_me@reddit

But I enjoy the casual “I’m not trying too hard” appearance that OP achieves with this plating.

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Like I said, I have created similar (casual) dishes myself. My point was that it doesn't have to be so beat-up looking. Maybe add parsley and hard-crust Italian bread. It's the same concept without the gross factor.

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fluxumbra@reddit

Then it would be r/rslightlygivingashitfoodporn

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Dork31@reddit

Funny! Admittedly I have gotten upset when people post stuff that doesn’t fit the SFP sub. In this case it was just a sloppy mess that could have been fixed with little effort and not a burnt hotel pan full of lasagna.

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_netgyrl_@reddit

Something about the lighting, makes it look like there are worms wiggling around on the top of it

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Ting_Tong72@reddit

I’m sure it tasted awesome! Except I had to give it a triple take because at first glance I thought the gray color was actually dog hair threads or something! Glad it’s just shadows.

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

i have a dog so i probably have a knot full of hair in my stomach so a few more wouldnt hurt, also the back dots are black pepper

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Ting_Tong72@reddit

Oh I see the black dots! Pepper is essential with tuna salad.

Have you ever considered adding a few teaspoons of sweet pickle water from the jar to your tuna/mayo? It’s majestic! It will make you want to actually add the sweet pickles themselves into the mix! (finely chopped)

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

i havent tried it yet, i used to add chopped celery but i dint have any :( it was like 2am when i made this

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BarleyDefault@reddit

Op I want you to know your post inspired me to make a 2am sardine mayo hot sauce sandwich. Next time I'm gonna add some shredded lettuce and I think you could consider the same

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Impressive-Pepper785@reddit

It’s very mayo forward

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

i like it when i dont have to chew and i can just slide the food back into my throat like a bird

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rafaugm@reddit

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Excellent_Spite_7422@reddit

Your name grosses me out

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Difficult_Bee_49@reddit

That's nice, sweetie ❤️

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Educational_Yoghurt4@reddit

You mean back of your gullet 😆

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AlphaNoodlz@reddit

god is dead

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MyNameIsSkittles@reddit

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foxxy_mama21@reddit

I add pickle chunks. Love this.

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Nickolas_No_H@reddit

Is that relish or cut and quartered wholes?

My nickname is pickle. Drop the recipe if you can.

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foxxy_mama21@reddit

I get the sandwich discs and cut them up.

Tuna, mayo, salt, pepper, pickle juice and chunks of pickle. As always, to your liking for each.

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DowntownEconomist255@reddit

I love a chopped up dill pickle on my tuna sandwich.

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Bilbo_Teabagginss@reddit

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Similar-Ice-9250@reddit

I usually add celery and diced onion, pickle chunks sounds interesting too.

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littlegrotesquerie@reddit

A little brown mustard and paprika is good too.

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DowntownEconomist255@reddit

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That was…descriptive

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Impressive-Pepper785@reddit

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Chem1st@reddit

Bro, this essentially happened to me when I was a kid, like 5 years old. I was visiting DC with my parents, and got super excited seeing hot dog vendor selling FOOTLONG!!!!! hotdogs. My parents got me one, and I ate it way too quickly. I threw it up about 5 minutes later, and my dad said it was essentially just bitten in half and unchewed.

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YourBudAnonymous@reddit

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Them looking at you and the half uneaten regurgitated hotdog on the floor

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Chem1st@reddit

I think that was more the face of the seagull that swooped down and stole one half of the regurgitated hot dog.

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CapybaraSensualist@reddit

"Bro. My wingbrother. I shit you not, a full half a barf dog ALL TO MYSELF. What a day that was."

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YourBudAnonymous@reddit

Your family after seeing it come out: 👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️

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Hungry-Luck-5481@reddit

Not the most necessary detail but hey I’m uh, glad you enjoyed your meal.

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Traditional_Ebb_1379@reddit

do you watch poker face?

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Hungry-Luck-5481@reddit

Negative

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Bilbo_Teabagginss@reddit

Username extra checks out.

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elgrancuco@reddit

You’re goin’ places

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ParticularLower7558@reddit

I do the same with the mayo makes great chip dip

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Spell_me@reddit

I me that same chip dip but with canned salmon. People even eat it!

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sunseeker_miqo@reddit

This made me laugh so hard. XD I like your energy!

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Careful-Resolution58@reddit

Pause

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Darkanglesmyname@reddit

But you gotta chew the bread right?

Right??????

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5aladknuckle5@reddit

Same LOL

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CatDue9403@reddit

yeah, it really is, like who decided mayo was a main character lol

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No-Concentrate438@reddit

I feel like I’m looking into a mirror right now

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DefinitionLittle1281@reddit

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Bilbo_Teabagginss@reddit

Man, thats the grossest thing I could imagine doing with Mayo.

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_n3ll_@reddit

I didn't know mayo could be used as a soup base, but here we are...

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lilacs_and_marigolds@reddit

That's how you keep from tasting the tuna.

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Creepycute1@reddit

This isnt even that bad its literally just a normal tuna sandwich just...bread in the side

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surivanoroc20@reddit

About 30% less mayo.

Add diced onion, cucumber, bell paper, salt, black pepper, a squeeze of lime juice, habanero sauce.

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PM_ME_A_NUMBER_1TO10@reddit

There's a reason tuna mayo is the most loved onigiri flavour in Japan. It's the fucking bomb.

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VexTheTielfling@reddit

Nice, I like some olives, Onions, a little squirt of mayo and relish. Instead of bread I do salted crackers or goldfish crackers.

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Deso_13@reddit

I slice a few pickles into chunks and throw them into my tuna mayo’s now it’s a great addition

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Ikamaru@reddit

Been using dill and Dijon mustard lately!

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VexTheTielfling@reddit

Mustard is great with tuna salad.

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DowntownEconomist255@reddit

What type of mustard do you use?

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VexTheTielfling@reddit

I like yellow with cold sandwiches and crackers. Dijon is a bit stronger tasting I prefer it in a tuna melt with pickle spears and some kettle chips.

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hennsippin@reddit

Had the other ingredients, but never thought of olives. Green or black? Initially thought green for the brine but willing to try other

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enderpanda@reddit

Green for tuna, black for seafood salad (imitation crab), imo.

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meltedchocolatepants@reddit

Spouse loves green olives. Can't have tuna without it

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VexTheTielfling@reddit

Either work. I prefer black but green are good too.

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the_unknown_garden@reddit

I do this with heavy onion and add ginger powder and red pepper flakes. I like water crackers with mine though, let the tuna be the star.

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TyrantJoe@reddit

Sounds great, if you like those stronger flavors you might like sardines rather than tuna, they are better for you!

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VexTheTielfling@reddit

I do sardines too but with onions, tomatoes, Serrano and avocado. Very fishy but so good.

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meltedchocolatepants@reddit

I add onions, minced celery, old bay and lemon powder (TruLemon).

I am going to have that for lunch now. That sounds awesome.

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angry4nus@reddit

Next time add some relish to it

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Butterflies_Branches@reddit

personally id add some mustard and some relish and some spices to that, but tuna and mayo sandwiches are pretty yummy.

i remember i made smth similar and added corn onto it and put it on crackers

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Jaren56@reddit

At least add some relish/mustard or spices, I promise it'll be a lot better. A diced up boiled egg is also a great addition to tuna salad

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Auerbach1991@reddit

I do this but with small dabs of the tuna/mayo between two saltine crackers. I make 10-12 sandwiches and have it for lunch sometimes, easy, cheap and delicious!

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OriginalEvaGreen@reddit

I'll always have a special place in my heart for a tuna mayo sandwich as it was literally the best sandwich I've ever had .... After 5 Days without food I was bloody starving and managed to get my hands on some frozen bread, a tin of tuna and a few of the little packets of mayo ... Didn't even wait for the bread to defrost properly ... It was terrible but yet the best sandwich I've ever had 😅💕

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ModifiedSammi@reddit

It's just tuna salad.

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AWESOMENESSJR@reddit

No gallons of mayo were hurt during the making of this tuna salad.....

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Chris_Wilson14@reddit

It needs some raw red onion and green peppers otherwise it's a classic snack.

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highcommander010@reddit

The Tuna yearn for the mayo <3

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callmeyazii@reddit

Add lime, salt, pepper, and some chopped onion

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alienhood111@reddit

add corn to that it will change ur life

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Ok-Singer2372@reddit

Two foods Tismallah

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Pococurante228@reddit

So ….. a tuna sandwich

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No-Blueberry-1823@reddit

I'm sure you liked it but honestly I am still throwing up in my mouth

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greenonionfrog@reddit

Yum

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BuckleyRising@reddit

Not shitty. Tuna is amazing.

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EmiChafouine@reddit

next time: tuna, philadelphia, lemon fillet, chives, garlic toast. It's easy to eat as a starter or as an aperitif

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rageofcheese@reddit

Nice just throw in some pickles

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MrConductorsAshes@reddit

There's this really cool thing you can do with bread it's called making a sandwich.

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

why would i make it more complicated if i can just spoon feed myself tuna? making a sandwich would require me to cut the bread.. yeah no

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MrConductorsAshes@reddit

To appear more human and less rodent-like? Idk...

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stupidcaprisun@reddit

Eating uncut bread like a rodent makes the meal taste better. You just don't get it

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YchYFi@reddit

Societal shame is the thief of joy.

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norunningwater@reddit

Appear to whom, in their dark apartment alone there is nobody to discern sapien from rodentia

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Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi@reddit

You're not gonna believe this but I'll tell ya anyway. You can actually buy sliced bread nowadays. No cutting required.

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

why would i do that if i like bread rolls😭😭

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scaper8@reddit

They, ah, they make those pre-sliced, too. LOL.

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

i have genuinely never seen breadrolls pre sliced, they are small pastries that don’t need slicing

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hennsippin@reddit

I get it. Bread is really just a delivery device. Like fries and ketchup for me. Would look weird eating ketchup with a spoon, but add fries and it is more socially acceptable

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NumbBase@reddit

Tubby Custard!!

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AdWorking6057@reddit

Okay hear me out, cause i definitely doubted my friend when they put me on this But tuna salad like you made, with chopped up apples The crunch and tiny bit of sweetness added from the apple makes a huge difference compared to just eating the wet and slimy fish and mayo combo

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jm90012@reddit

I would love this! 🤤😍😋

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HickoryStickz@reddit

We’re all guilty of eating this slop (I add green olives to mine) but we should NEVER share it with people to see

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Eastbound_Pachyderm@reddit

My cats food has more structurally integrity than this

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Smoking-Posing@reddit

Throw in way too much pasta and you'll have my primary college meal

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DitaVonCleese@reddit

try to add shredded eidam/gouda cheese into the mixture, it will revolutionize it

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stain_XTRA@reddit

I would stop seeing someone if they ate tuna like this

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Zaebii@reddit

listen, add some cheese and dill pickle and i promise its better

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Elethuir@reddit

Well as long as you like it!

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ThatOldDuderino@reddit

Broke the 666 & looks kinda good

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VintageBoost1@reddit

Finely dice up some pickles and red onions and mix it in. That would truly make this 10/10 for me.

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ragun2@reddit

Celery and onions elevate tuna salad sandwiches so much.

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InfelicitousRedditor@reddit

I like to put black pepper on that, but I feel you, it's delicious!

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muffnutty@reddit

It’s Ben a long time since a picture on this sub has triggered me gag reflex, thank you

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Blurstingwithemotion@reddit

I like the idea of using the bread as a spork

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scaper8@reddit

That's just a deconstructed (but very basic) tuna salad sandwich.

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Successful_Rip_4329@reddit

Add diced raw onion, corn and boiled diced egg.

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Urtan_TRADE@reddit

Tuna, mayo, finely diced onion+ pickles, and freshly ground pepper on fresh bread is straight up delicious.

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phillgascon@reddit

yikes where's the chives guy when u need him

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FormingTheVoid@reddit

You know you can put more than just mayo in the tuna salad right?

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Nickolas_No_H@reddit

Where's your pickles/olives? No garbage ass celery to complain about? Lol

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

this is a shitty food sub🙄🙄sorry i dont make food that looks edible and gourmet

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Nickolas_No_H@reddit

I swear I forget how gross celery is everytime I eat the crap. Yet I still buy it lmao

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Fsharpmaj7@reddit

You made me so much comfortable with how much I use when I make mine… also, try it with kettle style potato chips. Tim’s are the best.

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-lyd-irl-@reddit

My mom's recipe is tuna, half mayo/half miracle whip, fresh dill, and minced celery. Optional green onion. It's heavenly

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Organic_Paramedic_37@reddit

Looks disgusting but I know it tasted so good 😂

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DrPants707@reddit

Looks gross but I believe it was delicious!

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yungcheeselet@reddit

I would destroy this

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sir-gazerbeast@reddit

What's shitty about a cheap mealllll!?

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sirenenoire@reddit

Onions, black olives, sweet corn, dash of vinegar and a half a tsp of sugar

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

SUGAR?!

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sirenenoire@reddit

Trust me!

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FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)

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idk if i can

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