Romaine lettuce and hoisin sauce

Posted by Pestoplasm@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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Few-Ad7795@reddit

And a little, half eaten Babybel wheel of cheese as a treat.

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hideyooshi@reddit

I was about to say this meal wouldn't be complete without the little, half eaten, Babybel.

On a real note tho, I think OP is cooking here. Er, or not cooking... because this is deconstructed cheese sandwich 😋

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ccReptilelord@reddit

Oh, thank you... I thought "worms" at first.

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I had a warm romaine salad from a Chinese restaurant. They blanched the leaves gently and topped them with a sauce made from hoisin, garlic, chilies, and ginger. This is not that though. This looks depressing.

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Own-Negotiation-2480@reddit

Who hurt you

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NoSolution6208@reddit

This is the single most beautiful, thought provoking avant garde plate I have ever seen.

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Pestoplasm@reddit (OP)

You’re too kind

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CrestonSpiers@reddit

Seriously if your plate was a movie it would be Béla Tarr

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NoOption8716@reddit

jright? its like a work of art you almost dont want to eat lol

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Available-Hat1640@reddit

and a block of soap

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FlirtInProgresses@reddit

Lol, man gotta say I've seen some top-tier culinary fails on this sub, but "lettuce n' hoisin" hits differently...

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stain_XTRA@reddit

BRROOOOO 🫵 whatarethoooossseeeeee