Dino nuggets with ranch and onions
Posted by simply_fucked@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 67 comments
Posted by simply_fucked@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 67 comments
Seygem@reddit
And a paper plate...
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Yah?.....
Seygem@reddit
Use proper plates, keep the environment alive.
A lot of paper plates can't be reused and just end up in landfills, especially bad when they are the ones with plastic liners. They also often need to be made from virgin wood, because recycled wood pulp has less stability, which would result in very floppy plates.
Just use normal plates when at home. It's easier, better for the environment and a lot cheaper in the long run.
Ghirahim_W@reddit
CEO of Redditors here
Seygem@reddit
what?
Ghirahim_W@reddit
I see the vision
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
Why are you eating in The Void
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Idk dark and cozy
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
Fair
SometimesHealthy@reddit
You know that you can dip in ranch, right? It doesn’t have to be a Dino nugget ranch soup.
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
The ranch is very very thin, its litehouse buttermilk ranch. If you pour it on a plate it just spreads out thin.
USSRPropaganda@reddit
So put it in a bowl or a cup?
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
I just wanted food bro why does it matter if it was in a bowl or on top of the nuggs thats just extra dishes
Vroskiesss@reddit
No shot this is 2 tbsp lmfao. You must be the type of person to wonder why you gain so much weight after “only eating salad all week”
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Nope, 28 ml, like i said, its thin asf and i measured it in a small bowl first, then poured it over. Its super just opaque and coats everything this is also 7 nuggs, idk how to put this into perspective but i indeed measured correctly with a scale.
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
So 10ml
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
.......
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
The ranch 2tbsp is 10ml correct or am I wrong
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Google
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
An ounce of ranch is a lot
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Really isnt, its literally the serving size, for lots of ranch its the serving size, including the one i ate, this is another thing you can google.
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
So any amount is to much for me
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
So this is an opinion ..... its not actually a lot, its just less than a single standard US shot glass...
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
I personally hate rance and most sauce cause the texture is fucked
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
Oh my bad its 15ml/tbsp so you used 30ml
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
🤦♀️
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
5ml/1tsp=15ml/1tbsp
mysterious_spirit420@reddit
Why when I already know it
Palanki96@reddit
Hell yeah
frothingnome@reddit
What the hell is happening in this thread
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Idek
TheFatThunderCat@reddit
Did we cook the nuggets or did we bleach them?
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/VWAs4FxZ3O i replied to this comment
TheFatThunderCat@reddit
On your cycle??!! My bad, I retract my statement of slight confusion and judgment. Have a good rest of your day
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Literally lol, I just want food in my body as fast as possible in the one 30-minute window during the day I can stomach food not crying in pain sweating, I don't eat like this all the time I swear 😭
Pomopop@reddit
Revolting
12aptor@reddit
I want proof you ate this
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Period cravings go hard
Internal_Strategy_59@reddit
jlol right? like at this point, they need to step up their game
Emotional-Fox290@reddit
right? like theres gotta be a picture or it didn’t happen, lol
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
angrytortilla@reddit
/r/onionlovers in shambles
reddit_understoodit@reddit
Not shitty
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/decentfoodporn/s/Fjl39KVLBW
Tell these comments
reddit_understoodit@reddit
I upvoted you anyways -sheesh
NoBoolii@reddit
Wild. I thought I was the only one who ate like this lol
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Its literally so tame and everyone on reddit is shitting on it
darthcaedusiiii@reddit
That's reddit.
darthcaedusiiii@reddit
That's a lot of ranch.
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Less than the recommended serving size. But sure.
CoolLack773@reddit
I hate you
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
DAMN, why tho
CoolLack773@reddit
This cause me both mental and physical anguish. I might goto therapy at this pin t
HugMeLaterBae@reddit
Lol, tbh, I was vibin' with ya till the onions hit.
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
I eat raw onions on anything that has chicken. Also pasta and pizza, hot dogs, burgers, etc, but yah i get it lol.
Outrageous-Sport6824@reddit
Ik your nails are strong and hair is long. I love raw onions.
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
My hair genetics are weak lol, my nails are decent tho
Porkwarrior2@reddit
This smacks of deliberate shitty food porn. No sane person would undercook the chickensaurus's while hacking at a purple union. Then enough sour cream you ate it with a spoon.
Not only guilty, need to be committed.
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Onion came pre cut. I cooked them until steaming hot in the microwave. Its dark and i used flash which is worse. They are aldi nugs, they are unimaginably bland iykyk. Its just less than the rec serving size of ranch btw. Only 28 ml. Its extremely thin and coats everything. Read my other comments to know specifically why i microwaved them. I add onions to everything, same with pickles but im out. Idk why this is so hard to believe. Its just chicken nugs and ranch, add onion. Not crazy.
No_Supermarket7724@reddit
Why are they not browned whatsoever as though you microwaved them instead of an oven or air fryer or anything of the sort….
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
Cause I did microwave them, which is a sin ik, but when im having period cramps, if i get hungry, i have to eat then and there, no waiting for them to cook. One time i did put them in the oven and wait for them to cook, went to shower, started having cramps and throwing up, couldnt eat. I usually cook them in my air fryer or pizzazz thing. Im probably gonna get downvoted from ppl who dont understand how badly you dont wanna eat on ur period. I havent eaten since this meal.
No_Supermarket7724@reddit
No I mean that is sick. People love that here though.
Infinite_Picture3858@reddit
You poop must be amazing
simply_fucked@reddit (OP)
I eat a decent amount of protein and fiber, so i shit fine 🙂 im just on my period and the pain and nausea makes me not wanna cook anything, i just wanted something immediately
ash-leg2@reddit
Deconstructed chicken salad.
Lexa_inthe_Lexus@reddit
Id say Onions & ranch with Dino nuggets.
etherealsmear@reddit
meh i’d eat this