But I thought it didn’t matter to Jesus?
Posted by trashedonlisterine@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 50 comments
Posted by trashedonlisterine@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 50 comments
New-Scientist5133@reddit
Brooklyn Tabernacle gonna fahk you up, mahn.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
I see you rolled your way into the semis
Pseudonymble@reddit
When he arrived in Brooklyn he had to go door to door telling neighbors he's a pederast
CheesecakeFlimsy6161@reddit
Yeah but he's a pederast
Top_Wheel6343@reddit
He'll fuck you in the ass Sundays and Tuesdays instead.
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
'til it goes "CLICK"
Bontkers@reddit
JayrassicPark@reddit
The Nihilists may believe in nothing, but Jesus believes in them.
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
You said it, man
dtaylor72123@reddit
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
Let me tell you something, pendejo.
Andre6900@reddit
Jesus didn’t roll on shabbos
Key_Country3756@reddit
The Pharisees criticized him for rolling on shabbos. At Matthew chapter 12, and at Mark chapter 3.
Andre6900@reddit
Well can you blame him?? He rolled his way into the semis.
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
Should be pushovers.
JarlWeaslesnoot@reddit
Old shit has come to light
2wheelsThx@reddit
Where's the fuckin tithe? Abraham said you're good for it!
We want that money! Where's the fuckin tithe, shitheead?!
thesluggard12@reddit
Saturday or Wednesday did not matter. Sunday and Tuesday did.
Melodic_You_54@reddit
He'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday.
pmags3000@reddit
Oh no. He has healt problems...
trashedonlisterine@reddit (OP)
You got a date Wednesday. Woooo
Master_Control_MCP@reddit
You do but "it" don't.
hornwalker@reddit
SATADAY!
LunchMasterFlex@reddit
Liam and the Grammy Award winning choir of the Brooklyn Tabernacle are gonna fuck you up.
Hagfist@reddit
It don't
Tangible_Slate@reddit
What's this day of rest shit!?
thefeckcampaign@reddit
I’m going to fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
You said it, man.
KurtVongole@reddit
He'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass.
trashedonlisterine@reddit (OP)
Let me tell thee something pendejo
RedPhule@reddit
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
What is this bullshit?
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
What the Fuck is this day of rest shit?!
Variable851@reddit
Listen, pendejo!
G-Unit11111@reddit
Laughable, man!
FalseDmitriy@reddit
SUNDAYS TUESDAYS, BABY
Botosi5150@reddit
What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus!
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus!
vgullotta@reddit
You matter, but what doesn't matter is if you pull your piece out on the lane cause he'll take it from you and pull the trigger until it goes click
HubrisSnifferBot@reddit
Bush league psyche-out stuff.
glfranco@reddit
Dios Mio, Man! 🙏
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
Laughable, man. Ha!
ellisftw@reddit
Dios mio, man.
PleaseDontHoller@reddit
That creep can roll, man
StOnEy333@reddit
Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Even the Brooklyn Tabernacle.
trashedonlisterine@reddit (OP)
Did six months in Chino
Slow-Push-8005@reddit
What's a pederast?
trashedonlisterine@reddit (OP)
Shut the fuck up Donnie
karavasis@reddit
Had to go door to door
R_Similacrumb@reddit
8 year olds matter to Jesus.