You blaming the delivery driver or the restaurant?

I guess sometimes pizza slides around if they don't pack it correctly, but this pizza was upside down. The inside cover is almost a perfect oil print.

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bootnab@reddit

That's not delivery, that's a car crash

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Effective-Ad-5842@reddit

What did that pizza look like before it left the shop? I'd hope it didn't look like that. So, it's probably gonna fall on the driver.

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Only_Ingenuity_6832@reddit

I would just retoast it.

At least i got a whole pizza.

Traffic is bad sometimes

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Retardedastro@reddit

Driver, I see a entry hole, at what point did you use it as defensive tool

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shaidowstars@reddit

Damn! Look at that massive hole! Does the driver have a pet rat or summin?

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Tasty-Performer6669@reddit

How much did this abortion in a box cost?

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syn_vamp@reddit

the toppings are a crime, the delivery driver was trying to do you a favor.

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lonelypriincess@reddit

Both they should put the thingy in the middle

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Lank-Man@reddit

Looked dead on arrival either way. That chicken somehow looks more like tofu or Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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My 3yo once “helped” get the pizza when the driver dropped it off. That poor driver. Seriously, I thought he was going to have a heart attack. I assured him I knew my kid probably messed up the pizza, but he was probably waiting all evening for a Karen call about it.

The pizza was as expected- tasty.

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chorenisspicy@reddit

It's assholes all the way down

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xblackdemonx@reddit

Both. The pizza looked bad to begin with.

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Blitzcon555@reddit

Yes

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

Fireaway…did they ahoot this out of a canon?

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AmazingGrace911@reddit

I’m blaming myself for the decisions that led to this

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Rushedhomeroughyn@reddit

🎶🎶I’m cheese-proof, nothing to lose Slide away, slide away Ricochet, you missed your aim Slide away, slide away 🎶🎶

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OGdirty1Kanobi@reddit

Both look culpable here for 2 different reasons, driver for smashed up pizza amd restaurant for a shitty looking pizza

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Beneficial_Pickle288@reddit

driver

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Thereelgerg@reddit

I'd blame the restaurant for making that dogshit looking pizza and the driver for handling it like garbage.

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Dreamspitter@reddit

Is that actually chicken?

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portstarling@reddit

i almost thought it was pineapple

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Conceptual_Aids@reddit

Fuckin hell. That pizza was carried vertically. There's no other way it ends up smashed into the side like that. I worked pizza delivery for 4 years. Never ever delivered a pie like this. Though one did end up ice cold for a repeat customer who never left so much as a penny.

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sseemour@reddit

resturaunt for not putting the cheese last so the chicken slid all over anyways, and then the driver for the pizza sliding