ULPT request: I want the butler/caretaker to get fired or just kicked out.
Posted by ChemicalIsland8558@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 14 comments
I’ve been living in Ethiopia for a couple of years now. My father owns land and a house, so that's where I stay. It's common here to have a couple of maids and a guy who lives with the family to guard the house, take care of the garden, and run errands.
Our caretaker, Yonis, is supposed to do all of that, but he’s been slacking off. He only seems to do his job when my mom is around, and I’ve told her about this issue multiple times. However, my mom has been away, and she’ll be coming back soon. I really want to have Yonis fired, but the problem is, he does his work when she’s here.
I just want him fired, and I will do anything unethical.
zackmophobes@reddit
Sounds like you need to show yanis that you are the boss. Try fucking his dad.
Or offer to take his position. You are Hagrid now.
Konilos@reddit
OP, this is the way.
You need to establish dominance by fucking his dad before he fucks yours. If you allow him to fuck your dad first, he will claim the place of alpha male and will then have right to fuck you as well.
Godspeed
Kielbasa_Nunchucka@reddit
or -and hear me out- OP fucks his own dad, who is ostensibly the boss here, and uses that to squeeze into position as the new butler. that's how you "suck up" to the boss.
J0llyrabbit@reddit
Plot twist: Yanis's dad has been eyeing OP since Yanis took the job, and set this whole situation up to trick OP into finally fucking him. The perfect plan.
taro354@reddit
New plot twist. Yonis is really the OPs dad. That’s why mom keeps him around. She’s still sleeping with Yonis.
taro354@reddit
Sleep with his dad.
HommeMusical@reddit
You should take his job! That'd show him.
Rich person: "Help me destroy this person's life!"
Us: No.
"Common"? Does that mean the maids and the guy who lives with the family have their own maids?
ChemicalIsland8558@reddit (OP)
broke boi problems
Asleep-University623@reddit
Pretty easy , find some equipment he uses in his work around the compound hide it, make sure only he and family members have access and make it seem like he's stealing it . Only do one at a time or else it will raise suspicion. Eventually your parents will blame him and fire him. Then after a few weeks return the equipment to the correct place. He'll be long gone and no one will suspect you.Just remember this is someone's life your playing with
mister_nimbus@reddit
You came to the wrong place to ask for help Richie Rich
Kielbasa_Nunchucka@reddit
I would like to echo the comment made by u/Bubonicsuperaids: don't be an entitled little cunt.
you live on your parents' estate, aren't happy with the level of service being given to you, and have not mentioned any reason why we should even remotely care about your privileged ass.
how bout you stop worrying about Yonis and start worrying about your own ass, you pretentious dick.
Salty-Ambition9733@reddit
Make it look like he’s stealing from your mom
Bubonicsuperaids@reddit
"Yes, it is very common in Ethiopia to have domestic workers, often referred to as maids or housekeepers, especially in urban areas and among the middle and upper classes. Having a live-in maid is so common in some areas that it is considered unusual not to have one."
Well I guess it is common...
Just because you don't think someone is doing their job is not how the standard is set. The person that pays them gets to determine if they keep their job. Don't be an entitled little cunt.
chuckedunderthebus@reddit
Ask the orange man for help.