What would have happened if the Big lebowski hired Uli and Donny to kidnap Bunny?
Posted by Botosi5150@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 45 comments
Reginald_Sockpuppet@reddit
As someone who spent many, many years iperating wood chippers all day, I can comfortably say:
They shouldn't have been using a drum chipper. For a body, you want a nice disc chipper, mainly because of where the ejector is located and how well the debris can be directed.
It's clearly a homeowner model. No horsepower at all. Dude is basically just juicing Carl by the time Marge finds him.
You have a whole fucking lake there and you're chipping into the snow on the shore? It looks like someone set a pie on a fucking landmine, Gaear.
You need a big pile of brush to help the parts run into the chipper and then after each body part, I'd suggest running a couple of nice clint piles, preferably of something bushy like fir or pine, through by itself. You want to clear the chipper knives/disc and the clean brush is also going to lay down some nice green cover over the hige juicy mess you're making.
Chemical-Tip-1528@reddit
Uli did kidnap bunny.
Botosi5150@reddit (OP)
She was Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. Just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.
Chemical-Tip-1528@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
SweetExpletives@reddit
So, you have no frame of reference here, you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
vanillaninja777@reddit
It would definitely have been her toe
LouDog0187@reddit
Heck d'ya mean?
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
They would've killed that poor woman!
dhlthecobra@reddit
That wasn’t her toe, Dude.
SouthBaySkunk@reddit
I heard that her life was in his hands too
Sharessa84@reddit
More than just a toe would have been lost.
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit
He is expert.
Chrysalii@reddit
Shut the fuck up Carl
thefeckcampaign@reddit
I’m guessing that was your pahner in the wood chippah.
ProfessionalDig6987@reddit
Bunny would have started shriekin' ya know.
Pimpstik69@reddit
We just don’t know dude
SendTobacco@reddit
Donny still dies, like so many young men of his generation…
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
In your wisdom, Lord, you took him.
NonCreditableHuman@reddit
Sleep well sweet prince
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Oh ya?
UncutYEMs@reddit
Donny would def blow their cover while drinking at the bar, wondering where he can find some women action. Ohh so you think he’s a jerk for asking?
hefebellyaro@reddit
Karl buried a ringer for a ringer.
jupitah8@reddit
The blood would have been shed
MrAndyJay@reddit
I'm not here to debate you Jeffrey! I'm not here to debate!
MightyMightyAdmin@reddit
Donnie would still end up dying.
_flyingmonkeys_@reddit
They'd both be out $1000
LerxstFan@reddit
He fixes the cable?
NathanArizona@reddit
Is the Dude employed, Botosi5150?
SmoovyJ@reddit
Uli Kunkel? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
Beaver? Uhhhh……you mean vagina?
RoundTiberius@reddit
They would be out of their element
MonkMajor5224@reddit
They already went the wrong way on 35W to get from Fargo to Minneapolis. Fucking Amateurs.
RollingOutNaked@reddit
Phone’s ringing, Jerry!
Drewp655321@reddit
it's over 1700 miles from Los Angeles, CA, to Fargo. ND, the logistics alone would make the story ludicrous.
BuckManscape@reddit
We stop for pancakes! I’m hungry now you know!?
I love Grimsrud.
AnonStu2@reddit
r/LebowskiCircleJerk
MrNice1983@reddit
Never joined a sub quicker. Mods are on a weird power trip here. Very undude
Botosi5150@reddit (OP)
I'll be there, man.
CornTreeRoad@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
R_Similacrumb@reddit
Then, the Coens would have missed the entire point of their own movie.
ConcentrateJust2120@reddit
“We’ll chip off your Johnson”
buzzboy99@reddit
The Dude wouldn't have gotten his rug back
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
We come back tomorrow we puts you in ze wood chipper!
Similar-Sir-2952@reddit
Throw out a ringer for a ringer
80sLegoDystopia@reddit
Literal connections