Ectoplasm everywhere….

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timara69@reddit

I believe he had his master's in teaching...go figure

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venusinthe9th@reddit

I met him back stage at a concert once. He had two beautiful women at his side and asked me if I knew where uncle kracker’s dressing room was lol

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Oh man, Uncle Kracker... I havent heard that name in 20 years and that was when he was playing mid day at the state fair. Also, 20 years ago I was like Oh man, Uncle Kracker... wtf happened to that guy.

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venusinthe9th@reddit

I had to look him up after I wrote that out to make sure I remembered his name right.

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ryanfromohio@reddit

He was also an extra in the NewsRadio episode Super Karate Monkey Death Car.

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More-read-than-eddit@reddit

I feel like we all used to chuckle at Ron until he was revealed to be a real life serial rapist

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omegaphallic@reddit

The accusations were bullshit, just opportunists selling horse shit.

If he hadn't under gone mental decline he would have been shown to be innocent. I hate that he never got his day in court.

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KerouacsGirlfriend@reddit

Maybe you should call his team and have them hire you for your obvious expertise.

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omegaphallic@reddit

What team the trial is over, he's no longer fit to stabx trial

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More-read-than-eddit@reddit

I did not have “encountering huge Ron Jeremy fan” on my 2025 bingo card but here we are!

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whistleridge@reddit

Well, for what it’s worth, he sits around in a diaper all day, unable to recognize anyone or anything. His brain is Swiss cheese.

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Blurby-Blurbyblurb@reddit

I don't want my search history to catch herpes. Can you tell me what happened?

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whistleridge@reddit

He was charged with but never tried for rape because of advanced and incurable and irreparable neurological degeneration:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-11-17/with-rape-case-frozen-ron-jeremy-to-be-released-to-private-residence-as-health-deteriorates

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xtlhogciao@reddit

That’s similar to Jimmy Superfly Snuka. He was indicted 10 years ago for killing (I think on manslaughter) his girlfriend in the early 80s, but was found unfit to stand trial due to dementia. He was also terminally ill and died a couple years later.

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MrBobSaget@reddit

Holy shit I hadn’t heard about that. Man. My childhood. I played with my jimmy snuka doll till the rubber was like disintegrating. That’s wild.

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xtlhogciao@reddit

Yeah, I hadn’t heard about it until I saw his Dark Side of the Ring episode.

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Blurby-Blurbyblurb@reddit

Thanks! That sucks for the victims. Does make me happy to know he's a drooling, pissing mess.

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SignoreBanana@reddit

Sometimes nature does provide justice

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echochilde@reddit

Oh shit! I didn’t know that. Can’t say I’m terribly sad about that.

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MutantSquirrel23@reddit

His scene from Detroit Rock City used to have me rolling with laughter. Now I can't watch it without cringing.

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slayercdr@reddit

And a pedo

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MyBurnerAccount1977@reddit

Yet another example about it not being about sex, but about power.

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TheVexingRose@reddit

Ron Jeremy. The original Porn 'Stache.

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207Menace@reddit

He was in Boondock Saints too.

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792@reddit

And Orgazmo

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207Menace@reddit

StuntCock! 💀

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lonely_nipple@reddit

When I tell you none of my friends know this movie and I'm pretty sure most of them think I'm making it up.. well, you'd probably believe me.

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Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit

It has so many great lines too, everyone should watch it lol

"Quick Choada-dog, bite through these ropes!"

"You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt!"

"Stunt cock!"

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing..."

"Oh the mormons? Well you two boys can fuck right off. You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers."

"Oh yea, I dig that Jesus guy. The kids love 'im."

"How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"

"Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!"

"I am sancho."

"He was killed by the CIA....for selling...smack...to Nazis..."

"No, you can't call them the naughty twins. They're the Assfuck twins "

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lonely_nipple@reddit

I really, really need to remember "soul-soliciting pigfuckers" more often.

"Happy tart?"

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TyWebbsTies@reddit

For as amazing as Trey Parker and Matt Stone are, along with their entire library, it’s wild how few people know Orgazmo was one of their first (or dont know anything about Baseketballs or Avenue Q for that matter)

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Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit

I think Cannibal: The Musical was their first, which is also a solid comedy

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lonely_nipple@reddit

In fairness, Orgazmo had a much more limited release, as they refused to tone it down enough to earn an R rating. The theater where I saw it was fairly small, and not one of the big chains like AMC or anything.

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792@reddit

My roommates and I rented it so much in college that the video store just gave us the VHS.

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lonely_nipple@reddit

I had the bright orange VHS copy. I want to get a copy on my PC but just haven't gotten down to finding one yet.

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URfwend@reddit

Mr funny mannnnn

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207Menace@reddit

So fucken fun-ny

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SilverBraids@reddit

Caught your show at the Velvet Room at the Holiday Inn. Loved it when you busted into Viva Las Vegas.

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EddieLobster@reddit

I’ll have a Coke.

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EnvironmentalPack451@reddit

Tell me another joke

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207Menace@reddit

What? 💀

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Nateynate@reddit

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ShakyTheBear@reddit

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Ok_SysAdmin@reddit

You misspelled sexual predator.

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Theartistcu@reddit

He’s in the sonic movies, he’s the hedgehog

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ferminriii@reddit

Did you know his name is Ron Hyatt?

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badgko@reddit

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BongwaterJoe1983@reddit

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RosemaryRoseville@reddit

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dunnkw@reddit

Oh barf, dude.

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ErroneousBosch@reddit

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superthighheater3000@reddit

No, that was a different movie and actor.

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Pastel_Phoenix_106@reddit

He did plenty of busting himself...

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IceColdDump@reddit

🎶 Bustin’ makes me feel good…

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Pseudothink@reddit

Bustin' makes me feel good

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IceColdDump@reddit

r/myjokebuthyperlinked

Lol. Jk

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Pseudothink@reddit

Lol. Jk

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BIIIIIID-@reddit

Quite entertaining fellas, keep it up!

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Siphoneder@reddit

"I can speak for every guy here in this room tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage." - Bill Hicks

Ron Jeremy:

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Terazen105@reddit

RIP Bill Hicks the world would've been better if you had survived

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Taupenbeige@reddit

Ron Jeremy used to do standup…

There was a 10 year anniversary gala for the LGBTQ-friendly sex shop in Boston & I knew an employee, so I was at the reception talking to them when someone kinda shoves me aside without saying anything, I turn around and I just saw enough face to realize who it was… and of course as a 6’2” person whenever I encounter celebrity they’re always smaller than expected but WOW was Ron tiny (in stature, not penis)

The Zigfried and Roy attack that ended their career was maybe 2 months prior… and this dude didn’t even bother to write this Z&R joke out of his standup routine 🤦

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username32768@reddit

It's the spooge meister...

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omegaphallic@reddit

People forget Ron was a sexy bear once upon a time.

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BehavioralSink@reddit

As a Trail Blazer fan, a much cooler cameo is Bill Walton walking through the background like that old Sasquatch video.

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omegaphallic@reddit

No one except Tommy Douglas, the Neoplatonists, and Jack Layton will ever to cooler then Ron Jeremy #heinnocent

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cordelaine@reddit

Jesus, people.

What is his name?

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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

Mucho Gusto me llamo Brad Lee I'm horny like

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Maleficent_Gas5417@reddit

Bradley, as in Bradley Nowell the singer

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jloc0@reddit

I haven’t heard that song in so many years. But now it’s just repeating in my head.

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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

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wheres_the_revolt@reddit

Ah a riddle only a xennial could solve!

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hacksawomission@reddit

I don't think anyone wants to be the person who posts it lol.

https://ghostbusters.fandom.com/wiki/Ron_Jeremy

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GreenHairyMartian@reddit

Wow.

I got this ad on that page.

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ConspiracyParadox@reddit

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DarthBster@reddit

Ron Jeremy. Porn star.

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naamingebruik@reddit

and serial rapist

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oldmilt21@reddit

That guy has certainly come to an ignominious end.

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heresmytwopence@reddit

"Come"

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TheWildTofuHunter@reddit

I’m literally watching “Beavis and Butthead Do America” and read your comment 😆

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BringBackHUAC@reddit

That movie has a great soundtrack 👌

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oldmilt21@reddit

I did not intend any double entendre. 😂

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CaptZombieHero@reddit

Rectoplasm on her nose

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MistressErinPaid@reddit

🎶 Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley. I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy. And if you wanna get popped in your knee just wipe that look off your bati face. 🎶

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throwawayfromPA1701@reddit

Peter North's were bigger.

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Hilsam_Adent@reddit

He was probably the most famous person in that movie whilst it was being filmed. Afterward, it was Bill Murray, without question, but ol' Ron was certainly already huge when they were putting this scene to celluloid.

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Snoo_72467@reddit

Uh... Murray had done SNL for multiple years at that point. Murray and Ramis had already done, meatballs, Stripes, Caddy Shack, others. Weaver had done Aliens... To say Ron was the most famous is not /s or a joke...it's just wrong.

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blogsymcblogsalot@reddit

Don’t forget that Sigourney Weaver had already done Alien 5 years earlier. She was no “unknown” by the time she started sleeping above the covers.

4 feet above the covers.

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RootDDoot@reddit

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley….