YOUNGER COP: And was there anything of value in
the Oval Office?
NIXON: (dully) Oh uh, yeah. Uh, a tape deck. Some congidential tapes. And there was a, uh. . .uh my "the football" briefcase.
YOUNGER COP: In the briefcase?
NIXON: Uh, uh Papers. Ya know, just launch code papers. Uh you know, my football papers. Business papers. (Nixon reacts to the question by pushing back into the chair).
Mr. Nixon. This is Bill Salnicker with the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got a, an informal report, uh, that uh, that a member of your team, Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play.
ElvisSandwich69@reddit
He draws a lot of water in this town.
crashusmaximus@reddit
OVER THE LINEEEE
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Are we talking over the line with bowling or Cambodia?
crashusmaximus@reddit
Man in the black pyjamas, Dude .
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Eyeball to eyeball
James-Morrisson@reddit
“I AM NOT OVER THE LINE!”
crashusmaximus@reddit
Smoky, this is not 'Nam - there are rules.
Krispykid54@reddit
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? You think I’m fuckin’ around, mark it zero!
LamarandDolores@reddit
He hated the Jews
ChinaCatProphet@reddit (OP)
Shomer fucking shabbos!
Resident_Elk4014@reddit
I am the Millhouse?
ChinaCatProphet@reddit (OP)
Resident_Elk4014@reddit
You know, Thrillho? From the beaver picture.
m1dlife-1derer@reddit
It’s a literal connection
jdovejr@reddit
he was OVER THE LINE.
PrescriptionDenim@reddit
These presidential fucks, this whole thing..,
TheBoromancer@reddit
Fuckin amateur
Brian_Lafeve_@reddit
He might be a creep but he is not a crook.
MedLebowski@reddit
This photo was taken when Mr. Nixon was president of the nation, yes yes
CamnabisDude@reddit
Pat Nixon is still pretty good. Oh yes, wonderful woman!
Flush_Fiction@reddit
He bit the line
burntorangecycle@reddit
Yeah, but he is a dick, dude
ejbriel@reddit
Human Paraquat!
trashedonlisterine@reddit
Johnson?
Roderto@reddit
A dick, man!
trashedonlisterine@reddit
What do you need that for, dude?
sparrow_42@reddit
A Brother Seamus?
TheDoodler2024@reddit
Yeah but he's a pervert dude.
Just like the new one.
Bontkers@reddit
Mr Biden sniffs lots of little girls in this town. You don’t sniff shit Lebowski.
Charliet545@reddit
What’s a pederast Walter ?
Constant_Concert_936@reddit
With a record
Dr_Woofer@reddit
Donny is out of his element!
Krispykid54@reddit
That dick can roll man.
Poker-Junk@reddit
Careful, man, there’s a tape recorder here!
ManufacturerFine2855@reddit
Nixon bowls. Trump blows.
Frankenhoofer@reddit
He had to go door to door telling everyone he was a president.
D-Flo1@reddit
This is all part of your sick Pat thing. She's got you taking care of her dog Checkers!
D-Flo1@reddit
YOUNGER COP: And was there anything of value in the Oval Office?
NIXON: (dully) Oh uh, yeah. Uh, a tape deck. Some congidential tapes. And there was a, uh. . .uh my "the football" briefcase.
YOUNGER COP: In the briefcase?
NIXON: Uh, uh Papers. Ya know, just launch code papers. Uh you know, my football papers. Business papers. (Nixon reacts to the question by pushing back into the chair).
YOUNGER COP: And what do you do, sir?
NIXON: I'm employed.
blyzo@reddit
A real reactionary.
ChinaCatProphet@reddit (OP)
Say what you wish about the tenets if national reactionaryism, but at least it's an ethos.
Subject-Relevant@reddit
Mr. Nixon. This is Bill Salnicker with the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got a, an informal report, uh, that uh, that a member of your team, Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play.
posco12@reddit
Nixon was a known Antisemitic, No doing Shabbas on his team !
Its_Thrillhouse@reddit
Dios mio man. Me and Gerald, we’re gonna fuck you up
SwornBiter@reddit
Nixon — now more than ever. Not a good guy, but he had — you know — SHAME. Caught. Resigned. Fucked off back to San Clemente.
Constant_Concert_936@reddit
In stead of – uh – running around – uh ah – blaming Clinton – given the nature of all this new shit…
obscureobject2574@reddit
This is not ‘Nam. There are rules here..
jazzhandpanda@reddit
I told those krauts down at the embassy...
Dear_Jurisprudence@reddit
...breaking into the ROTC....
NeverBeNormalnbn@reddit
Checkers had papers no doubt.
mtlpvd@reddit
Dios mio man
kawiz03@reddit
Oh, yeah. A tape deck, some White House tapes, and there was a... My enimies list.
Alias2you@reddit
Tricky dicky