1. Where did this extremely high resolution image of Kelly come from? Did she do a professional photo shoot pre-Paris and Zack broke into the photographer's studio and stole the film?

2. This was 1989. He couldn't pop over to an Office Depot kiosk and order this up online. This took serious calculating and planning with a specialized printing business.

3. This must have cost a fortune back then. Did he have money saved from side hustles? Perhaps he turned Nitro's Teen Line or Buddy Bands into profitable businesses beyond the 22 minutes they each existed? Because do you really think NBC cut a check to the Bayside kids who made the the PSA about dope? Nope.

4. How exactly does a parent go about addressing the issue of their child putting an alarming amount of time and resources into creating a life-size copy of a classmate they are obsessed with? God knows the places that cut out has been.

5. Do you think during the last season Zack would pull out dusty cardboard Kelly and hold her corrugated edges and weep because of how little chemistry he has with Tori compared to her?

Peter Engel, I need answers. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so... so... confused.