Chow down time for big papa (me)
Posted by FartSmeIa@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 49 comments
yes the magnesium is part of the meal
Posted by FartSmeIa@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 49 comments
yes the magnesium is part of the meal
Dulcenia@reddit
Spinach, Kimchi and Dumplings? Wrong sub.
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
my bad i thought it looked like shit
czring@reddit
Makes me wonder what looks good to you...
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
this
AlexWolfsbane@reddit
don’t they use glue in the commercials? (probably)
TheShredder9@reddit
In the US yes, when their cheese is a sheet of plastic. Anywhere else in the world we have cheeses that go on pizza and cheeses that don't go on pizza, those that do, have a nice stretch.
AlexWolfsbane@reddit
yes, i’ve also eaten a pizza before 😆 just said it since there was a bunch of viral videos a while back showing how commercials fake their food
TheShredder9@reddit
Yep, i've seen those too. Also the one where they put dish soap inside a beer so it has pretty looking foam. Again, the rest of the world has proper beer foam straight out of the can lol
mister-oaks@reddit
You're a little delulu if you think that commercials in other parts of the world are honest lol
TheShredder9@reddit
I never said they are, i'm just saying that Americans are trying to fake for a commercial what the rest of the world already has on a daily basis.
mister-oaks@reddit
Have you been to America?
Disastrous-Field5383@reddit
That looks amazing but so does your meal
No_Walrus7704@reddit
Well, we're peasants compared to you I guess.
FlyingBurger1@reddit
Stoner food
Seveneleveneggs@reddit
I like how this is just the tiniest amount of spinach
AlexWolfsbane@reddit
Great choice on spinach! Vitamin C helps with the absorption of magnesium!!
KusarigamaEnjoyer@reddit
That's like 2 grams of spinach
sm3llofholland@reddit
Started as a full bush
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
im a growing boy🤗
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
I've had to do effervescent potassium as side dishes before now, it tastes grim. Chard is good for magnesium and really nice stir fried if boiled spinach gets boring. Roast okra as well.
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
i eat spinach with every meal and kimchi between each bite, you know those farts could easily kill a smaller breed of dog
The00Taco@reddit
Throw a bit of lemon juice in that spinach if you don't already. So good
Gaylaeonerd@reddit
Also helps to make the iron more bioavailable! Plant-based iron is difficult to absorb without some vitamin C present
The00Taco@reddit
Interesting, I never knew that. It was just something my grandmother recommended I do when I eat spinach
Rectal_Lactaids@reddit
if you eat eggs every day you could at least knock out a corgi
Outrageous_Web5985@reddit
That explains your name at least.
5TH_S3NS3@reddit
are you perchance Nepali 😭
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
no😫😫why
How_Much2@reddit
Why is this here? This meal actually looks good. I'd eat it.
GeshtiannaSG@reddit
Invest in a bottle of black vinegar.
NoEggsOrBeansPlz@reddit
Kimchi and Gyoza slap, I hope it was nice!
sage-mineru@reddit
i just ate this lmao kimchi and steamed dumplings are my favorite
Damage-Classic@reddit
Chow down, Big Papa. We are rooting for you!
Blueflames3520@reddit
no dipping sauce for the dumplings is the real sin here
BlackHatAnon@reddit
Great now I want dumplings. Thanks OP
Vast-Establishment50@reddit
That's pretty standard fare.
peeringdancer@reddit
this is a good meal not shitty at all
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
i am the “shitty” in the meal
OGdirty1Kanobi@reddit
Username checks out
JellyKelp77@reddit
Looking good, daddy
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
Aroastednerd0219@reddit
Looks fantastic to me. I love potstickers. Frozen or fresh
coffeesunandmusic@reddit
Not shitty at all. Bc I also want this
FartSmeIa@reddit (OP)
it dies with me
howeweird@reddit
Are they xiao long bao (soup dumplings). I had those for the first this week and they were terrific. If you are not familiar, long bao are dumplings with the typical minced pork plus soup/broth inside. A whole new level of dumpling.
GravyPainter@reddit
Nothing like a nice kim chi poop
MaiDuuuuude@reddit
Damn looks pretty good I usually put down about a dozen dumplings before eating my meal. lol
IWishIWasAHorseMan@reddit
Eat up, large father
Suspicious-Tailor436@reddit
ULTRA SMASH. Next question.