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Anon has a cure for all your problems.

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Anon has a cure for all your problems.

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SuitandThaiShit@reddit

Break most of your bones multiple times while skating. Keep destroying your body because Sponsors threaten to drop you if you don't put on a Red Bull T-Shirt and hurl yourself down handrails that could leave you paralyzed. Your spot on the skate team still gets taken by a 12 year girl. End up unemployed with no qualifications and medical bills you can't afford.
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Hawkrrr@reddit

Found the jew
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buttaviaconto@reddit

Who do you think gives you the sponsorship money
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YWNBAW-TRANNE@reddit

Rich Germans
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ForumsDweller@reddit

I'm too drunk for this ![gif](giphy|qneiHUnVOa28yEHfwC)
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big_whistler@reddit

Getting paralyzed is badass
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SuitandThaiShit@reddit

It's actually pretty bitchin yea
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420toker@reddit

Only if you can still get hard-ons
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Vidio_thelocalfreak@reddit

Sounds like you have a fun life fool
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SuitandThaiShit@reddit

I had fun with your mom last night, if that counts for anything
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Vidio_thelocalfreak@reddit

my ma ? fuck are you doing man, grave robbing?
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SuitandThaiShit@reddit

It's called necrophilia dummy
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Vidio_thelocalfreak@reddit

Can't get real pussy so you go *6 feet deep*? brothels exists
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SuitandThaiShit@reddit

You know what they say brother: It's not a real party until you crack open a cold one
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Vidio_thelocalfreak@reddit

brother that fucks a dead mother ill just order bitches from alaska
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Bullet2babomb@reddit

Ho boy this got the stinky skatelets seething in the replies. Kek, stay made skatefags.
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Conemen@reddit

This guy skates
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Blade_of_Boniface@reddit

This kind of thing is common in a lot of professional athletics. Athletes make a lot of money but they invest a lot of their time and health into the competition.
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REDDIT_HATER_NUMBER1@reddit

have a little fun in your life
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Rellyx@reddit

That angered the jew immensely.
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MangoPuncherMan@reddit

Cope seeth mald amd dilate! You will never be a skaterbro!
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Blade_of_Boniface@reddit

Unironically, skateboarding is one of the most middle class roots Caucasian-dominated sports out there. There have been organized attempts in the past few years to make it more diverse but it's had very limited success. Some people blame the fact that skateparks are expensive to maintain and require a high-trust community so they're disproportionately found within middle or upper class neighborhoods. At the same time skateboarding is a lot harder to turn into a lucrative venture compared to other athletics. A lot of pro skateboarders come from financially solvent and otherwise stable backgrounds as opposed to pro sports that attract people wanting to escape a volatile background.
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ParkdaleP@reddit

This is the dumbest take. Is skateboarding rooted in racism? LOL 99% of athletes come from “financially solvent” homes. It costs money you moron.
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zveda@reddit

Most pro football (soccer), basketball players and boxers come from poor homes. Golf, tennis and hockey are expensive to get into.
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ParkdaleP@reddit

Every organized sport costs money, just because they glorify poor athletes who make it big doesn’t mean it’s a poor person sport. In Toronto boxing gyms charge 200$ per month, what poor person is affording that.
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Fit_East_3081@reddit

It’s logistics, it doesn’t take much money to set up a basketball court or a grass field with two nets to play soccer Sports with low investment are going to disproportionately be attracted to basketball or soccer, instead of something like golf
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zveda@reddit

That's probably a boxing gym for older people in a nice part of town that's more of a fitness centre with punching bags. They also have boxing gyms in jails (where people like Mike Tyson and Bernard Hopkins got started), boxing clubs for disaffected youth in inner cities, police youth clubs etc. No rich person would let their kid do boxing seriously and get punched in the head repeatedly if they had lots of other options.
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Bobthemurderer@reddit

How is tennis expensive to get into? A mediocre racket can't cost that much and a lot of public parks have free courts. It can't be more expensive to get into then boxing.
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zveda@reddit

Idk where you're from but tennis is fairly expensive where I come from. Not as expensive as golf or hockey but definitely up there, especially playing on grass.
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OldManChino@reddit

Are you kidding me? A lot of the OG pro skaters were outcast weirdo poor kids, or literal bums.
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_Rook_Castle@reddit

The hardest part about skateboarding is telling your parents you're gay.
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instanthole@reddit

kek
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scoutmain1468936@reddit

Real shit
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FartFlavoredLollipop@reddit

I assume the picture is there to remind you to not be like Brandon Novak. Unless decades of using heroin and prostituting yourself to men to afford the heroin are your thing, then he's one hell of a role model.
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ADGx27@reddit

Anon takes the “even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies. He don’t know, so he chases them away” pill Yes, since the whole Steezus Christ “He shredded for your sins” trend I have permanently associated pearl jam with skateboarding
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ElectricSnowBunny@reddit

I broke my ankle trying to kickflip when I was like 12 and realized I don't like pain. That was the end of my skaterboy phase.
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saptaincarps@reddit

No they love anything that can be exploited
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akai___hana@reddit

got one when I was 12-13 and broke both the ulna and the radius bones. had to get surgery cuz it was so bad. not the skateboard's fault, I'm just rewarded (with very small brain).
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ripped_andsweet@reddit

skating is so funny because you could be a huge figure in the sport like Tony Hawk, but your opponent will end up being a 7 year old Ecuadorian enby and you’ll get destroyed
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thatgymdude@reddit

Fuck this post makes me miss my longboard. I had both a Soulboard campus cruiser and a sector 9 goddess.
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Mehzaaa@reddit

You will never be a Tony Hawk
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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

The Jew fears the skateboard.
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soiboi64@reddit

Based and skateboardpilled
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