French toast bagel with birthday cake cream cheese. Pair with vodka and enjoy
Posted by bigfathooker69@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Suspicious-Tailor436@reddit
Smash. Next question.
AmbitiousGhost01@reddit
😂😂😂😂😂 are you ok friend
Mr-Bry-Guy@reddit
Life can’t be this bad? 😅
CanadaEh97@reddit
The vodka could definitely be better but that bagel probably slaps.
peternickelpoopeater@reddit
Wdym, it’s PREMIUM 5X vodka.
mondaymisery@reddit
You know what... This looks good to me.Â
hyperdementia@reddit
Okay but where do you find birthday cake cream cheese?
bigfathooker69@reddit (OP)
Bagel shops, especially in NY
hyperdementia@reddit
Im on the other side of the country ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Ptbus@reddit
Look up NYC Copycat Birthday Cake Cream Cheese, there’s a recipe on a site called Layers Of Happiness. Seems pretty easy.
hyperdementia@reddit
Thank you kind internet stranger!
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
I’m sorry… French toast bagel? That’s a thing you can buy?
Ramblinonmymind@reddit
If you’re not located where great bagels are, Panera atleast used to have them. I’d get it with some sweet pecan cream cheese as a teenager and loved that shit.
bigfathooker69@reddit (OP)
In NY, sure
East-Eye-8429@reddit
NJ too
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
I guess I’m a bad NYer for not knowing this.
bigfathooker69@reddit (OP)
Haha top tier bagels
gxngerbxbyy@reddit
Omgggg 🤢
mrbuild1t@reddit
Hard first day back to work?
faggyfertilizer@reddit
This sounds fucking delicious
faggyfertilizer@reddit
Like not joking I’m jealous
ChristunaSandwich@reddit
I also hate myself
No-Extension1361@reddit
Sad sad sad life if this is real with the vodka
CoolLack773@reddit
Diabetes speed run
DripRoast@reddit
How does a french toast bagel work? Is it just a regular bagel that has been dipped in egg and fried, or is it just a somewhat cakey bagel shaped pastry that has a similar flavour to french toast?
d0ctorsmileaway@reddit
I am fucking intrigued
MediocreForm4387@reddit
Dog, you good?
Sekir0se@reddit
id destroy 2 of those bagels. thwh sound sl ficking good
ScatteredSignal@reddit
Well at least you had the vodka.
oldbagofmarbles@reddit
Well, that's one way to start your morning. Birthday cake for breakfast? Bold choice!
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IAmInExtremeDebt@reddit
Let's skip the bagel, I don't want my teeth to hurt
RManDelorean@reddit
Crusty the clown, that you?
IronButterButt@reddit
Who hurt you as a child?
Freezerpuck23@reddit
So drunk they forgot the K
WoodpeckerLive7907@reddit
The bagel I can live with, but I hesitated at the vodka ngl.
Middle_Newspaper_462@reddit
relatable would love this rn
Seygem@reddit
wtaf is birthday cake cream cheese?
bigfathooker69@reddit (OP)
Same concept as any other flavored cream cheese
thecakebroad@reddit
.... You okay dude??
teeohdeedee123@reddit
If not Skol why Skol shaped?
tiorzol@reddit
Fucking hell mate. Hope you're doing okay tbhÂ
Que_Raoke@reddit
Gimme
bigfathooker69@reddit (OP)
Forgot to mention the vodka is 5x distilled for extra flavor
WinterSector8317@reddit
The way some people cope with Monday mornings is inspiringÂ
ihmlkms@reddit
Man… I really gotta try that