raw bisto on microwave rice slab
Posted by Infuro@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 60 comments
Posted by Infuro@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 60 comments
Julian_Sark@reddit
Preview image: ants on maggots.
mrbuild1t@reddit
Savoury Version of Tiramisu.
tenryuta@reddit
6 pack of ramen is 2-3 bucks... and tastes overall better than...... i think something on that just movedO_O
medicated_in_PHL@reddit
I have no idea what Bisto is, but I love how even the can is horrified.
AHHHHHHHH!!!! Bisto!
Proud_Researcher5661@reddit
it's gravy granules. You add hot water to it and BISTO!
DrummerElectronic733@reddit
Ngl bisto is unusually good for just gravy granules that I’ll rarely even deglaze entire pans after roasts and make gravy from scratch anymore and instead just pour the juices and solids into bisto lmao
SpiritedPark4511@reddit
Oh see it’s not an ‘aarrrgghh!! Bisto!’ As per the 90’s ads, it’s an ahhhh like when you slip into the bath. It very gently says ahh bisto, like a gravy hug.
clydeorangutan@reddit
JFC
Griffithead@reddit
Why not, you know, just make the gravy?
Infuro@reddit (OP)
it's too wet I don't want to drown the rice
Proud_Researcher5661@reddit
You can add a tiny bit of water and make a sludge at least. 🤷
EnkiduTheGreat@reddit
2 tblsp of water and 1 of butter would be ideal.
clydeorangutan@reddit
A bit of salt with your salt
cityshepherd@reddit
WTF is bistro?
Infuro@reddit (OP)
gravy granules
babypho3nix@reddit
Oh thank bob.
I thought it was going to be instant coffee or some shit like that.
Infuro@reddit (OP)
would that really be any better?
sLeeeeTo@reddit
it.. might.
currently i feel like im looking at a graveyard of termites and maggots, hastily adorned with their own droppings as some sort of statement to the others.
spudlybudly@reddit
Bury them in their own excrement. Brutal. When's the movie coming out?
Infuro@reddit (OP)
that is what it tasted like yes
zyfoxmaster150@reddit
this is probably pretty tasty. might be a cruchy nightmare though.
Infuro@reddit (OP)
bob the replicant? praise be
Proud_Researcher5661@reddit
I always say "thank God" and give myself a little kick because I'm not religious. Now, I can thank Bob!
babypho3nix@reddit
Exactly! Thank bob there's an alternative!
tokyo_driftr@reddit
Bob the tomato??
babypho3nix@reddit
pikpikcarrotmon@reddit
Looks like instant yeast
agoia@reddit
They look like bits of insect poop
Fabien_Lamour@reddit
That shit must be salty as fuck.
Infuro@reddit (OP)
reduced salt bisto baby
Fabien_Lamour@reddit
That sure is a pretty tag to have on the front of your packaging.
cityshepherd@reddit
🤯
Brentolio12@reddit
Not bistro… bisto
cityshepherd@reddit
Oof thank you for pointing this out. My powers of observation are sometimes lacking.
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Are you now or have you ever been incarcerated?
ThatMBR42@reddit
Looks vaguely like tiramisu
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
This sub as an economic barometer tells me we are already in a full depression
budbailey74@reddit
So can’t cook, won’t cook, to dumb to cook then.
Infuro@reddit (OP)
too*
budbailey74@reddit
That’s some good stuff brother
adiearnold94@reddit
Refuse to believe anybody eats like this
blueberryG3@reddit
Exactly, it’s like the cinnamon challenge, it’s too much powder to just munch on
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
The way I coughed just thinking about that
Also your entire circulatory system hates you for this, you know.
Infuro@reddit (OP)
it's ok the steam from the rice made it solidify into a lovely crust
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Your blood pressure isn't ok though😂
DougandLexi@reddit
Im judging. I've eaten some truly heinous things, but I'm still judging very harshly
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Me or op or both 😂
DougandLexi@reddit
Your noodles are acceptable. I've eaten mine with whatever I could get my hands on, but what OP has created... May God have mercy on their soul...
Infuro@reddit (OP)
it's okay it's reduced salt bisto so no problem
jerrythecactus@reddit
This looks like something youd feed to a sick lizard to medicate it for calcium deficiency.
ReynoldsHouseOfShred@reddit
Why are you just adding to the bad British food memes have some respect
TryToFixMe1@reddit
I don’t even know what to say…
OGBRedditThrowaway@reddit
Does this entire subreddit hate brown rice?
Infuro@reddit (OP)
I like brown rice this is just what I had
bucket-chic@reddit
Deeply cursed.
GoldConnection1@reddit
Gravy from what exactly !
Infuro@reddit (OP)
the gravy gods
Deucalion666@reddit
WTF is wrong with you???
notaburner54321@reddit
Struggle biriyani
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
I'm so baked and hungry I want this.