Red velvet cinnamon rolls out of the oven update!
Posted by cdiss69@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 64 comments
Thank you everyone for entertaining us! We had a fun time reading comments. This is them out of the oven and they aren’t too bad! Thankfully they taste pretty good.
Worshipme988@reddit
I’m not convinced you know what red velvet is
misterbippy@reddit
These would actually make a great Halloween recipe.
honeybun567@reddit
May I have two please? 😍😋
mrbuild1t@reddit
Mincebeef cinnamon rolls yesssss
Available-Brick8972@reddit
Forbidden Vaginal Rolls
OneNipBill@reddit
Raw meat with dookie swirls
TripAndretti@reddit
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Necessary_Truth1695@reddit
Did you turn the oven on?
souphaver@reddit
A good uhh... Halloween treat maybe? With some red dyed frosting? They look so unappetizing in any other setting
SmegConnoisseur@reddit
Cinnamon roll intestines
SmegConnoisseur@reddit
Nice. Did she do actual red velvet which is basically a chocolate flavour with red food colouring or did she just add red food colouring to regular cinnamon roll dough?
RecordStoreHippie@reddit
It's uhhh... It's not better.
immakill_ufamT_T@reddit
it looks like brain matter, jesus christ
No_Walrus7704@reddit
Oh...shut up yall. I'd eat them with some glaze (pause) on them
TheMaveCan@reddit
I bet these are actually really good
don-cheeto@reddit
I thought these cinnamon rolls were made of ground beef
Debonaire_Death@reddit
Looks a bit overproofed.
Mumadona@reddit
What do you mean out of the oven?!!!
Hooboyathrowaway1@reddit
Looks cursed but I'd still try one tbh
MyNeighborThrowaway@reddit
They dont look better
Lostmywayoutofhere@reddit
I thought it was beef . Hmmm, beef and maybe some kind of sage mixtures might actually be good. Lol
Zerostar39@reddit
At least they taste good
Noct_Frey@reddit
With icing I can tell these will be 🔥 she did good.
u_commit_die@reddit
Add strawberry glaze and it will look bloody
TooDopeRecords@reddit
I would eat 3 for sure
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
If anything, they look worse cooked. If they are even done.
vitamin-z@reddit
Bro it looked like actual raw meat when not cooked
MyNameIsSkittles@reddit
It still looks like raw meat, now with poop!
grunkage@reddit
Yes, and this looks like actual raw meat, but more of it lol
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Nahh you can atleast see the swirl now.
InTheCageWithNicCage@reddit
The look proofed not cooked!
PizzaHutFiend@reddit
Red 40 final boss
Freshmangod@reddit
Just a quick question. Did you guys add Cocoa powder? Because it seems like you didn't in the picture.
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
We bought some today for this recipe so I’m gonna have to say yes I believe so lol
Freshmangod@reddit
What recipe did you follow?
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Honestly not too sure she was the baker today and she’s asleep now lol
Healthy-Confection66@reddit
How is it that they look like the same raw meat coming out, as they did going in??lmao I hope they were good tho…I love red velvet anything!
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Haha I think they look better but they definitely taste very good.
QueezyF@reddit
Put some cream cheese frosting on these and I wouldn’t be against it.
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
That’s exactly what we did and I think they are great
LocomotionJunction@reddit
I have to ask how these were made. Only flavor cake I really like (other than carrot) and my favorite sweet thing put into one right there. I clicked your profile to see the before picture, and they looked actually abhorrent before. Most food does 😭. Those look delicious though
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
I think there are actual recipes online. They are quite nice and soft. She made a cream cheese icing for them that is very good too. They were a bit soft to start but they turned out okay in my opinion:)
LocomotionJunction@reddit
These actually seem easier to make than regular cinnamon rolls to me after reading the recipe I found. Thank you for the idea, and compliments to the chef. Before they were cooked, I agreed with the raw meat patty comment, but the defined swirl fixed that imo.
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Yeah we had a good laugh while putting them in the pan that’s why I had to post these here…thanks for the comment and I definitely recommend giving them a try.
_breadandbutterfly_@reddit
They look worse :( was there icing?
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Ofc there was icing! She made cream cheese icing and covered them but I wanted everyone to see them lol
_breadandbutterfly_@reddit
oh good!! Nothing a good hearty layer of icing won't improve lol thank you guys for sharing with us...
Frederickanne@reddit
Hmmm
EveryValuable1503@reddit
Again two things: taste and mouth feel
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Taste:very good Mouth feel: It’s like cake more than cinnamon rolls but still nice.
grunkage@reddit
Yeah meat comments aside, they look very cakey. I'm sure they were nice to eat
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Yes they are lovely and ofc no problem :)
babypho3nix@reddit
They look like if I touched them they would grab my finger and slowly and painfully digest my whole body
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
She loved this comment btw thank you
talibkoala@reddit
I'd try one furshur
Peeinyourcompost@reddit
Freddy Krueger would serve these at Thanksgiving, but genuine kudos to her for being willing to experiment. I would absolutely try one, and wash the dishes to show appreciation for the home-baked goods.
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Well thank you she appreciates some kind comments here and there and yes I’m doing the dishes tomorrow cause it’s 1:30 am here.
shewee@reddit
These somehow look worse. I'm impressed.
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
What?! Darn I thought they looked better now that you can see the swirl.
drifloony@reddit
These turned out better than I expected. Congrats!
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Thanks we think so too lol
ostrichesonfire@reddit
This will haunt me.
cdiss69@reddit (OP)
Isn’t that the point of baked goods?
Zygardian77@reddit
Ngl
They lookin tasty