Poop Gun?

Posted by Zay_Wilson@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 48 comments

Everyone’s got a night stand gun. a bump in the night gun. a car/truck gun. concealed carry. all that fun stuff. but what’s your poop gun? like you’ve gotta go handle business on the porcelain, but want to be prepared in the case that someone seizes the opportunity to break and enter during such a vulnerable moment. what is, your poop gun?

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Fordhd74@reddit

Taurus 85 (stainless w/rubber grip, of course) and 2 speed loaders upstairs. Mossberg 500 twelve gauge downstairs. The scattergun is also about 10 feet from the front door, in the event THEY are polite enough to knock.

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ReeeeeeAndClear@reddit

Like the guy in the shower eating a cookie with a FAL?

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Fordhd74@reddit

That's a G3 Brother, not sure about the cookie.

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ReeeeeeAndClear@reddit

This one

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OptionCharming5698@reddit

Blunderbuss behind the toilet on the floor

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quickscopemcjerkoff@reddit

I keep an 88mm flak gun pointed out of my bathroom door at all times

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PlentyOMangos@reddit

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When the Flak 88 muzzle blast in a confined space kicks in

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very_unqualified@reddit

For some reason, a Tavor SAR.

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Clunk500CM@reddit

Silenced Mac-11 on the kitchen counter; hopefully no one comes in to make pop-tarts.

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chabalajaw@reddit

Ayo this motherfucker’s pooping in the kitchen!

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kingdom_tarts@reddit

Shittng where you eat is wild

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Mike__Hawk_@reddit

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No-Average6364@reddit

I keep one of my carry guns that I take with me on exercise walks in the bathroom.So that when I walk in there in the morning to change to go walk, it's right there.

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86DuckFat@reddit

Beretta APX gen0 compact loaded with Hornady 9mm Luger 147gr XTP subsonic, equiped with an O-light mini 2 Valkyrie weapon light and a swampfox kingslayer pistol cut micro reflex red dot. On a magnet next to the TP where it is accessible from the shower and the throne. She gets cleaned, laid out in the sun, and greased weekly.

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SheHerHearse@reddit

just never shit

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otullyo@reddit

Ok Kim Jong

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deancot@reddit

I have a Ruger Max 9 on magnet above the spare toilet paper drawer.

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lambo13770@reddit

Glock dookie for me

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Significant_Cod_6849@reddit

Mosin Nagant w/fixed bayonet shower curtain rod.

Surely I'm not the only one! 😂

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ArceusTwoFour_Zero@reddit

Projectile diarrhea

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rcmp_informant@reddit

Claymore belt buckle

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Complete-Record5167@reddit

12 gauge

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JBoals78@reddit

Same. Hidden in the corner beside the cabinet. Don't bug me when I'm dropping them bombs...

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The_white_devil22@reddit

Mossberg 500 12ga.

3 inch 000.

Aimed at the door.

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ASnakeNamedNate@reddit

Honestly, lately I’ve been pocket carrying a bodyguard 2.0 and it’s so unobtrusive that I typically just leave it in the pocket holster when I get home. Only difference is I flip the safety back on at home and flick it off if I go out.

So during the day, if I’m wearing pants, I have incidental porcelain throne gun.

Otherwise I wouldn’t leave a gun in there. I take steamy showers, I don’t trust anything to keep the gun dry enough to not risk the integrity of the gunpowder or become rusty.

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TheEagleMan2001@reddit

Get a plastic box that can be opened quickly and just stick it in there. Something like medkit boxes that are intended to be opened fast and are good at keeping out moisture, just stick the gun in there

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pharmucist@reddit

My poop gun is a Canik Rival...bronze edition. (I have a gun in every room of my house, including the master bathroom).

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Glucose12@reddit

Trusty ole Ruger P89DC.

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Quadrenaro@reddit

I am currently getting over food poisoning and have projectile diarrhea. I think I got an idea.

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Recent-Campaign911@reddit

Stinky guns in musty yotas

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steveosmonson@reddit

4Runner?

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GOOLGRL@reddit

just turn your backside toward enemy and bend over. that's why i'm always eating taco bell in case i am accosted on the head. just as important of a prepper habit as growing food and ham radio

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firearmresearch00@reddit

Real answer whatever gun I got on me, or sometimes theres a 870 behind the door

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OmericanAutlaw@reddit

ever heard of a glock dookie?

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Poorrancher@reddit

hi-point w poop bayonet

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Hobbs_tiger@reddit

Allhamdula, I pray to god every night I am blessed with a intruder, there’s a wall in front of our front door that my 12 gauge would eat thru and get them like a fat kid looking at his candy. I bet for this opportunity

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electrobrodude@reddit

Turd sized trebuchet. Someone breaks in while I'm poopin, I'm slinging dookie at them.

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Dak_Nalar@reddit

An 1857 12-pounder Napoleon on a wheel carriage. Tally Ho lads!

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RealAd2187@reddit

A police trade in Glock 21 gen 4

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cryptidhunter101@reddit

Okay so seriously my grandmother cared again when she showered or went to the bathroom while home alone because that was the one room in the house where there was a door between her and a gun and where she couldn't hear the front door open. We lived in area with a lot of meth, so the revolver, she kept handy was very much needed.

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