My boyfriends pasta at Olive garden
Posted by Any-Rock-2621@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Why he got a dihhh on his plate 😭✌️
Posted by Any-Rock-2621@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Why he got a dihhh on his plate 😭✌️
gilly_girl@reddit
More cheese! It needs MORE CHEESE!
Edin-23@reddit
To be honest, that's NOT a huge amount of cheese. It could be better
Dattinator@reddit
Tell me when
Spiralecho@reddit
Electronic-Resolve-7@reddit
Ope
walking_it_off@reddit
In our twenties, my husband and I were out to eat (late lunch? early dinner?) at Olive Garden. We were seated near a window watching the rain.
We could see the part of the parking lot that extends to the back near the kitchen. A supply truck was there, unloading stuff for the kitchen.
Then, we saw them unloading the breadsticks. Tray upon tray of gray, pre-formed breadsticks in tower form. This is about 20 years ago, but the memory of them on their trays, looking like little naked zombies in the rain, stuck with us. We are pretty sure they weren’t covered/wrapped, but the tray stacks had a top on it. They just looked so sad and unappetizing. We had already eaten our breadsticks, and obviously they’re going to get baked, but it just looked strange.
Reminds me of seeing them pull out a giant sealed ziploc bag of broccoli cheese soup at Panera and dump it in the pot. My friend had just ordered that soup. I can understand the principle of the thing, but hearing it dumped like pig slop just off putting.
get-spicy-pickles@reddit
I’d eat. Olive Gardens is pretty shitty, true, but sometimes I need shitty
Arod0521@reddit
Eww
tangycrossing@reddit
it's reddit, not tiktok, you can just say dick here
IJustWorkHere000c@reddit
You see a dick…? 🤣
fool_on_227@reddit
You can't really expect genuine italian food when dining at olive garden, but hey, when you're there you're family 🤷♂️
chikkennougat@reddit
Poop from a butt <3
DimSumDino@reddit
they don’t even toss the pasta in the sauce at all? just spooning that shit right on top, huh lol
orangeleast@reddit
I saw a slightly worse version of this within the last week. Maybe on TikTok.
hangry_hangry_hippie@reddit
They just plop the sauce on top like that?
oldfarmjoy@reddit
Needs twice as much sauce... ☹️
hangry_hangry_hippie@reddit
And the pasta needs to be tossed in it.
SirDiego@reddit
Have you been to Olive Garden? Of course they did.
hangry_hangry_hippie@reddit
Not in a really long time. I went maybe 20 years ago and ended up with terrible gut rot. Never wanted to go back.
Troutalope@reddit
For real, that would make me angrier than a sausage turd
iceunelle@reddit
To be fair, it’s Olive Garden. They’re kinda well known for being subpar.
XtraChrisP@reddit
The Denny's of "Italian" food .
idontwannabhear@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
Money-Ad7257@reddit
Olive Garden peaked when they had an actual pasta machine making fresh noodles through bronze dies.
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
AGreatHornedOwl@reddit
When you're here, you're eating family shit 🍝
Euphoric_Intern_3772@reddit
Also due to that group I have now found r/mildlypenis
Darkhallows27@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
Euphoric_Intern_3772@reddit
Thank you for putting me onto this subreddit lmao
Agitated-Contact7686@reddit
Low effort in the corporate franchise kitchens these days. Another reason to cook at home for quadrupled portions at half price. With the dick, too. 😂
Ashamed-Land1221@reddit
They can't even manage to toss the pasta in the sauce? Damn, hope you guys got your money's worth by stealing as many garlic bread dildos as your could. Considering I know the prices of eating out even at an olive garden maybe look into figuring out how to combine dried boxed pasta, jarred sauce, and semi affordable parmesan cheese at home for a fraction of the price, hell maybe even go to Chili's instead if you insist on eating out at those type of establishments.
ThriftyMegaMan@reddit
That's still the best looking thing I've seen from there. The turd is at least seasoned/cooked.
ImmaculateWeiss@reddit
Nah this looks good af, shitty but good af
perpetualmotionmachi@reddit
As an orphan, what I like about Olive Garden, is that when I'm there, I'm family
Baddogdown91@reddit
Based on OP's plate, that's a shitty family..
oliveoilcrisis@reddit
Dookie
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
I’d be angry if I didn’t get a dihhh on my plate. Coincidentally I had had this today for lunch, that never ending pasta bowl is a killer deal, and it’s really good too
whowhodillybar@reddit
Pasta log. 🪵 💩
Also see r/poopfromabutt