10 or 15 years ago I could have recalled the name of each of these movies quick enough to win Jeopardy. Now they feel like a dream I can’t quite remember. Ugh.

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hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb@reddit

ORV, bullet holes the size of matzo balls!!

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Gatoslocosaz@reddit

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

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Reign_n_blud@reddit

“All right ramblers, let’s get rambling”

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Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit

I’m not afraid.

Oh..you will be….YOU.WILL.BE

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SaltyDuchess@reddit

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This… is my boomstick!”

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kate__g@reddit (OP)

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5lsExRvJTAI

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I had an uncle named Dave. He had one of the early Macintosh computers at work. Now, it was incredibly easy to change all the system sounds on those computers. So one of his coworkers changed one of the sounds, and next time Uncle Dave put a disk in the drive, his computer said "Are you sure you want to do that Dave?" in HAL9000's voice.

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TangoMikeOne@reddit

This is borderline r/foundsatan gold!

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farrieremily@reddit

My husband is a Dave so we named our first robot vacuum HAL9000. Nobody commented on it and I was kinda sad.

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Motor_Inspector_1085@reddit

Understandable

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maog1@reddit

I'll be back.

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed

I got a bad feeling about this.

bueller, bueller, bueller

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ShortySmooth@reddit

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

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throwitfarandwide_1@reddit

Thank you, Simone …

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MommaBear354@reddit

Thank you Simone

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rubicon_duck@reddit

I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?

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Nervous_Document2217@reddit

"HEY YOU GUUUYYYYYYS". Seriously, I use this to call my kids and grandkids for dinner lol

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TangoMikeOne@reddit

P-A-R-T-Y? Because I gotta!

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TangoMikeOne@reddit

I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!

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OkConcept5152@reddit

“Sweep the leg”

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LilLebowskiAchiever@reddit

Wax on, wax off.

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Tough_Friendship9469@reddit

“Get ‘im a body bag!!!”

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Vocabulary-Pollution@reddit

Johnny, you’re a cream puff!

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Dazzling-Walrus9673@reddit

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Blitzkrieg-42@reddit

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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VikingTeddy@reddit

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

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VikingTeddy@reddit

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

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spaektor@reddit

Yippeekiyay mutherfucker!

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TorgHacker@reddit

“If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!”

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spaektor@reddit

“Yes it’s true… this man has no dick.”

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sugarlump858@reddit

Mutha puss bucket.

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FrostnJack@reddit

Shields! Fly her apart then

If you guys are like such experts on women why are you all out like on a Saturday night at a gas n’sip?

Two dollars!

You can’t handle the truth!

The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!

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simonsez349@reddit

I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?

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BartStarrPaperboy@reddit

Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead!

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OkVast7497@reddit

'you'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!'

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Tough_Friendship9469@reddit

“Whatsahappenin’? Hot stuff?”

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AlbertBBFreddieKing@reddit

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. Who’s next?

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milny_gunn@reddit

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ..It smells like, ..victory

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milny_gunn@reddit

Squeal like a pig

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DarthVader808@reddit

Luke…

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Tough_Friendship9469@reddit

“How about a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?”

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Migamix@reddit

I'm too old for this shit

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ShadowBitch42@reddit

I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house.

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ThisIsAllTheoretical@reddit

Lisa…???👀👀

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Tough_Friendship9469@reddit

“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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diedforyourzyns@reddit

Caw Caw bang fuck I’m dead.

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ElYodaPagoda@reddit

"A little fuckin' worm on a big fuckin' hook...well boy, your momma must be DAMN PROUD of YOU!"

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ShadowBitch42@reddit

Fire it up! Fire it up!!! 🔥🔥

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haileyskydiamonds@reddit

Victims. Aren’t we all?

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st162@reddit

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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DaGoddamnBatboy@reddit

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Spazzy-Spice@reddit

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

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LoreKeeper2001@reddit

That's no moon; it's a space station.

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Silrathi@reddit

We're going to need a bigger boat.

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JaxBoltsGirl@reddit

"Storage things are afoot at the Circle K"

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Silrathi@reddit

Be awesome to each other!

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SlaveToShopping@reddit

Or strange. Either way…

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JaxBoltsGirl@reddit

Lol, thanks. Fixed it.

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IveGotMyGoingOutHat@reddit

Oh Captain my captain

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leeloocal@reddit

“A gun rack…”

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Vocabulary-Pollution@reddit

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Alltheprettydresses@reddit

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

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Vocabulary-Pollution@reddit

Who you calling ‘scruffy looking?’

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eyeroll611@reddit

Demented and sad, but social.

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Jolly_Grocery329@reddit

I’m tRYIng to use the PhOne!

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MostWorry4244@reddit

I don’t patronize bunny rabbits

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Waffuru@reddit

Greetings, programs!

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TheFilthyMob@reddit

"if you don't come down here right now I'll club this baby seal. We'll call it a sealed deal".

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Odd-Respect7172@reddit

We’ll club a seal to make a better deal!

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TheNewGuyFromBahsten@reddit

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it

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MuppetRejected@reddit

Strange things are a foot at the Circle K!

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some_one_234@reddit

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

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Environmental-End691@reddit

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!

Germans?

Forget it, he's on a roll.

Also: Can you guess what I am now? squish A zit, get it??

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gyn0saur@reddit

Zero point zero

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Stang302a@reddit

Zero-point-zero

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swordrat720@reddit

I can’t believe I threw up all over Dean Wormers desk.

Face it, you threw up all over Dean Wormer!

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OldDude1391@reddit

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OldDude1391@reddit

I don’t know, it’s worked so far.

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Academic-Gur-6825@reddit

“When some wild eyed 8 foot tall maniac grabs you by the neck, taps, your favorite head against the barroom wall looks you crooked in the eye and asks if you paid your dues, you just stirred that big sucker back in the eyes and I remember what your friend Jack Burton says at a time like that, Have you paid your due, yes, sir the check is in the mail”

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JJQuantum@reddit

It’s not a question of where he grips it.

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AyeHaightEweAwl@reddit

African or European?

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wheredidyoustood@reddit

I don’t know.

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ThroatOne5167@reddit

It's a simple question of weight ratios.

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ShortySmooth@reddit

A five ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.

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iguananinja@reddit

A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!

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Got_Bent@reddit

Keep firing assholes!

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ihatepickingnames_@reddit

So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

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CheetahNo9349@reddit

Tutti fucking frutti

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bloodsoed@reddit

Excuse me while I whip this out.

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CircusFreakonLSD@reddit

They said you was hung

They was right

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extra_buttery@reddit

That's the one.

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Gouki5150@reddit

Has anybody got a dime?? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!!

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Small-Notice481@reddit

I want my 2 dollars

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Academic-Gur-6825@reddit

Should have brought my gun, I mean, should be fun.

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CPAKricket@reddit

You're killing me, Smalls.

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dodadoler@reddit

I told them we already got one

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IB4WTF@reddit

Shop smart. Shop... S-Mart.

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Debbie-Hairy@reddit

Yo, she-bitch. Let’s go.

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simoriah@reddit

You found me beautiful, once.

Baby, you got real ugly!

I need to go back and watch that, again. It's been way too long.

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Eve_O@reddit

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!"

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Impressive_Smell_662@reddit

Hail to the King, Baby

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shakeyjake@reddit

“It wasn’t us Dad, it was Roy”

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Penandsword2021@reddit

It’s just a flesh wound!

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spkingwordzofwizdom@reddit

“You can’t handle the truth!”

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UglyBuzzard@reddit

You’re going to need a bigger boat…

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Tony_Tanna78@reddit

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

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CheetahNo9349@reddit

Tutti fucking fruitti

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arias415@reddit

That John Denver’s full of shit man!

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arias415@reddit

Do you have $17 and a nice watch?

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CheetahNo9349@reddit

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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arias415@reddit

Let me see…have you ever been to Santiago, Chile?

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BK_0000@reddit

Luke, I am your father.

Beam me up, Scotty.

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New_Palpitation_683@reddit

Database

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ofayokay@reddit

It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in & you’ve got the stock market beat. But a man worthwhile is a man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

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my-coffee-needs-me@reddit

"Gordon's alive?!"

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Sensitive_Ad_5169@reddit

You’re stewed buttwad

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RubyLemontoodleloo@reddit

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK! (Hint: Spit flying) I got nowhere else to go! (Hint: Tears in the rain)

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JettaRider077@reddit

‘I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way. ‘

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tommymat@reddit

That movie was wild - Bugs and Mickey on the same screen. Knowing what I know now - a room full of lawyer must have realized they needed to do this for the sake of humanity.

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Vocabulary-Pollution@reddit

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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damageddude@reddit

Phone home.

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Mysterious-Ruby@reddit

My favorite is my flair. "I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years, I'm no dummy."

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ElYodaPagoda@reddit

I first watched this on VHS, I think we rewound this scene four times to be sure we heard him correctly!

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r2killawat@reddit

I'd buy That for a dollar!

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ElYodaPagoda@reddit

That movie warped my 11-year-old brain back in '87! What a legendary film.

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Eve_O@reddit

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

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contraries@reddit

I ain’t got time to bleed

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-Ailynn-@reddit

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robo_cock@reddit

This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur just like me.

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ThatOldEngineerGuy@reddit

Number 5 is alive.

We ain't found shit.

Thats not a knife, this is a knife.

Sometimes you just need to say "what the fuck"

Would you like to play a game?

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ichabod801@reddit

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

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RockSteady65@reddit

“Find one in every car, you’ll see”

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virtualrussel@reddit

Was it over when the Germans combed Pearl Harbor?

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ElYodaPagoda@reddit

HELL NO!

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Winter_Afternoon3539@reddit

“I have come here to chew bubblegum….and kick ass….and I’m allll out of bubblegum”

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Eve_O@reddit

"I've got one that can see."

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cnacarver@reddit

Woohoo...that was my exact one!

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rokken70@reddit

Be a shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

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a1derbean@reddit

Thank you! That line does NOT get enough love!!!!

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vandervee@reddit

The rug tied the whole room together

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RockSteady65@reddit

“At least I’m housebroken”

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CircusFreakonLSD@reddit

My cat can eat a whole watermelon

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gyn0saur@reddit

He hates these cans!

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Oh-THAT-dude@reddit

“Ni!”

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RockSteady65@reddit

You must bring us a shrubbery

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boyd125@reddit

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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sunfish99@reddit

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?" "This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl..."

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AMadTeaParty@reddit

"First there were the dinosaurs..."

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ElYodaPagoda@reddit

Then the Arabs came, and they bought Mercedes-Benzes!

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Eastern-Version5983@reddit

“Johnny, how about some coffee?” “No thanks!”

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Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit

Immediately goes back to typing

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ChoakIsland@reddit

Well? We're waiting!

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nixtarx@reddit

Two dollars. Cash.

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RockSteady65@reddit

“There’s something following them”

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Every-Cook5084@reddit

Sorry I don’t have a dime…

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nixtarx@reddit

Didn't ask you for a dime!

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beeedeee@reddit

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nixtarx@reddit

He's skiing on ONE ski!

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beeedeee@reddit

His mama didn't raise no punk.

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nerdyjenious@reddit

"Flames... flames on the side of my face..."

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ChoakIsland@reddit

Zero-point-zero.

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DerpyBoxer@reddit

You're no daisy...you're no daisy at all!

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Organic_Mix2282@reddit

Doesn't anyone knock anymore?

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merrymarigold@reddit

You know how cute I always thought you were.

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DerpyBoxer@reddit

Hi Brad...

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ForsakenHelicopter66@reddit

We're on a mission from God.

And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.

Orange whip?

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redditidothat@reddit

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS

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DesperateAlfalfa2751@reddit

Did you fire 6 shots or only 5

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digadigadig@reddit

Flames! Flames on the side of my face!

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Mihailis27@reddit

One plus one plus two plus one.

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SherryGabs@reddit

😩 This gets asked so frequently. 🥱🫩😴

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cjasonac@reddit

You mess with the bull, you get the horns. 🤘🏽

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AyeHaightEweAwl@reddit

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

Jesus walk into an inn…

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StillC5sdad@reddit

Those aren't pillows

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GaryNOVA@reddit

In a row?!

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Fit-Smile2707@reddit

Yippee ki-yay mother fucker!

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AJM_1987@reddit

Yeah, let's go get sushi and not pay.

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Individual-Dare-80@reddit

Dave's not here, man..

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New-Introduction-981@reddit

Welcome to prime time bitch

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Individual-Dare-80@reddit

Victims. Aren't we all?

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jackparadise1@reddit

$2

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Lisa_lou_hoo@reddit

I feel the need...the need for speed.

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IWNCGTA@reddit

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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MarvinParanoAndroid@reddit

Ni!

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gothbbydoll@reddit

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MarvinParanoAndroid@reddit

"Ok… So… She’s a dog."

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djbarsone@reddit

Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re gonna get.

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SolomonGrumpy@reddit

How about a greasy ham sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?

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gothbbydoll@reddit

My husband (M49) and I (F31) started to watch this movie and bit realized it was a movie where children 14-15 fuck an adult 21-25 and turned it off bc sexualization of minors. WTF 1987 (or whenever)

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WeHoMuadhib@reddit

…you spit in this??

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Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😀😀bwuuuhahaha hu huh huh huh

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Copytechguy@reddit

F3... What the fuck is that?

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rhcedar@reddit

Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun.

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DaoFerret@reddit

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It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

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RollTideMeg@reddit

The only thing I learned in college was my social security number.

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rhcedar@reddit

Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory.

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CompetitiveForce2049@reddit

"Bad dates".

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Warhammer517@reddit

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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Aggressive-Radish127@reddit

I shot Marvin in the face

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Its_noon_somewhere@reddit

I’m a younger GenXer so this might be more akin to those of us that are near-millennials…..

“You live your life one mile at a time”

“The first rule of fight club is you never talk about fight club, the second rule of fight club is you never talk about fight club”

“One time at band camp…”

And my favourite…

“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school”

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ldscr@reddit

I'll have a Bloody Mary, and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich.

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Bostonterrierpug@reddit

What about that time I caught you naked with a bowl of Jell-O

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kate__g@reddit (OP)

Bring out your dead! 🔔

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BlueLighthouse9@reddit

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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Mace119@reddit

And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

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19katie2@reddit

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!

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SardaSis@reddit

A girl with a hat is just so… vogue.

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Kharv911@reddit

It is a bit nipply out

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TheWarDoctor@reddit

The checks in the mail

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meat_sack@reddit

Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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clewing1@reddit

Not that it’s famous, but I’ve always been partial to Madeline Kahn in Clue:

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

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succored_word@reddit

I’ll be back

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itskellibell@reddit

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine

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rhcedar@reddit

"You were great in your day, Superman. But it just stands to reason. When it came time to cash in your chips, this old... diseased maniac... would be your banker."

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BlueLighthouse9@reddit

You’ll shoot your eye out!

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CSILalaAnn@reddit

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

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makinbears@reddit

“Maggots, Micheal. You’re eating maggots, how do they taste?”

                                           “Worms”

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Lenn_Cicada@reddit

This one goes to eleven.

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ichabod801@reddit

Why not just make 10 louder?

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Eastern-Version5983@reddit

(blank stare)…but this one goes to 11

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clewing1@reddit

You can’t really dust for vomit.

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rhcedar@reddit

"I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way," and Lois Lane's skeptical response, "You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!"

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BlueLighthouse9@reddit

They’re here!

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rolleverything@reddit

Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

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shankthedog@reddit

Tell ‘em LARGE MARGE sent ya!

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GenX_Survivor_70s80s@reddit

I didn’t think it was a whale’s dick, honey.

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clewing1@reddit

Snake Plisskin - I heard you were dead.

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Kalena426@reddit

"We don't have a cow, we have a bull"

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PeggyWithThePhatAss@reddit

This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go

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Winter_Ratio_4831@reddit

I want my two dollars!

What's happening hot stuff?

You're going to need a bigger boat.

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Born-Winner-5598@reddit

Molly, you in danger, girl!

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invalidcharacter19@reddit

A biologic. A whale,Seaman Beaumont. A marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about SONAR than you do.

Be careful what you shoot at, Ryan. Most things in here don't react too kindly to bullets.

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platypus_farmer42@reddit

I want my 2 dollars!

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covex_d@reddit

you can't handle the truth!

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daydreamersunion@reddit

I want my 2 dollars!

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DaneDaneBug@reddit

There is no spoon.

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NYCphilliesBlunt@reddit

Yippee kayay mf’er

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PacRat48@reddit

Ludicrous speed…..GO!

Megamaid - she’s gone from suck to blow

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Low_Industry2524@reddit

"Im too old for this shit"

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Original_Cable6719@reddit

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

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Adventurous-Rice-830@reddit

You built a time machine out of a Delorean?

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MommaGuy@reddit

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

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Stang302a@reddit

Say WHAT again! I dare you! I double dare you!!!

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ReggaeDawn@reddit

As you wish

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prudent__sound@reddit

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve.

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Stang302a@reddit

English, MFR! Do you speak it?!

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CeBlu3@reddit

Your car lighter is broken

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Mihailis27@reddit

This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.

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sanuraseven@reddit

That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.

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mcache01@reddit

If Andrew gets up! We’ll all get up! It’ll be anarchy!

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lcplscary@reddit

I use "Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."

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jacko2250@reddit

Welcome to Rylos my boy!

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invalidcharacter19@reddit

Go to bed, Louis, or I'll tell mom about your Playboys!

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DunkinEgg@reddit

Do you mind if I name my firstborn after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.

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Natasha5145@reddit

Your mother sees license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

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DunkinEgg@reddit

So many good lines in that movie.

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Natasha5145@reddit

Losing Val was the only celebrity loss that I cried over.

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DunkinEgg@reddit

Yeah, that one hurt. He was so good in so many roles.

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Stang302a@reddit

Fush you mang!

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Longlegsmsu01@reddit

“Hey youuuuu guuuuyyyyssss.”

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elasticVirtue@reddit

Rocky…Road?

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Cobra-Lalalalalalala@reddit

Ruth! Ruth! BabY Ruth!

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WeHoMuadhib@reddit

Heard this in my voice.

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_Cream_Sugar_@reddit

Again…if you don’t know this…see yourself out…

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WeHoMuadhib@reddit

🎶God is in…his holy temple. Earthly thoughts, be silent now. 🎵

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ProperCensor@reddit

"I'm picking up curious life readings"
"Is it human?"
"Unknown. It seems to be some sort of carbon-based douche bag"

"What you looking, eh, nerd!"
"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's back in Ohio"

"You're so cool Brewster"

"I think I'd like to fuck your brains out"
"What?"
"I said, I think I'd like to fuck your brains out, but it doesn't look like you have any"

"You know the rules, ape face, no jazz before a rumble"

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PSN_ONER@reddit

"My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."

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tomrb08@reddit

Blessed are the cheesemakers!

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WeHoMuadhib@reddit

Well it’s not to be taken literally. It could refer to any manufacturer of dairy products.

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terra_cascadia@reddit

“It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn’t matter!”

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Natural_King2704@reddit

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.

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Head-Reindeer-4082@reddit

Oh yeah?! Well I heard you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a f**kin boat!

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VegaIsMySpiritAnimal@reddit

I'll have what she's having.

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jojofalling@reddit

We're on a mission from God.

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Kreesto_1966@reddit

Send a wire to the main office and tell them that I said OOWWWWWW!

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TurdFerguson2OOO@reddit

party at the moon tower

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snarlywino@reddit

This town needs an enema.

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rkammerer@reddit

To Blove...

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meleinsb@reddit

Where’s my $2???

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phlebonaut@reddit

We're All Gonna Get Laid!!

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bookant@reddit

Phone home.

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DocHenry66@reddit

“Take her to the zoo Rock. Retards love the zoo”

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KurtStation68@reddit

It's better to burn out than fade away

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rkammerer@reddit

"my name's Candy."

"Of course it is."

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Drillerfan@reddit

37⁉️

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jloc0@reddit

Royale with Cheese.

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Kreesto_1966@reddit

What'd they call a Whopper?

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Etrigone@reddit

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya?

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ststaro@reddit

serpentine

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Kreesto_1966@reddit

Shelly

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OpeningFuture6799@reddit

Get busy living or get busy dying.

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dyverthesprit@reddit

Whoa

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jasplmRN@reddit

It’s a robot! Ash is a goddam robot.

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TheManicStanek@reddit

Leia - “I love you”. Han - “I know”.

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Prestigious_Rush_712@reddit

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

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Embarrassed_Angle_59@reddit

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Kpop_shot@reddit

How the HELL… Do you get fired on your day off?

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Fit-Station1052@reddit

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Sped-Connection@reddit

Hey, this is like a private residence man

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JollyGiant573@reddit

If it bleeds we can kill it.

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ptstampeder@reddit

Anyone remember bonfire parties as a teen? After Eddie Murphy's Delirious came out, people kept yelling "Now that's a fire!"

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Sped-Connection@reddit

Calmer then you are

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Kwyjibo68@reddit

Well, I can't seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar.

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Aveeye@reddit

Next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls.

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elasticVirtue@reddit

“Those aren’t pillows!!”

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MonicaBWQ@reddit

That guy’s been stoned since the third grade!

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Tampadarlyn@reddit

Know what I mean, Vern?

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elasticVirtue@reddit

“He says we’re going the wrong way?” “Oh, he’s drunk! How would he know where we’re going?!”

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elasticVirtue@reddit

“You’re Abe Froman?…The Sausage King of Chicago?”

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SurviveDaddy@reddit

"This guy blows dead dogs, just lay it in there."

Ricky - Sleepaway Camp (1983)

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Kwyjibo68@reddit

Have most people seen this movie? I only know about it from the podcast HDTGM. Great episode BTW.

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NGJohn@reddit

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop--EVER--until you are dead!

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KurtStation68@reddit

Where ever you go, there you are

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kate__g@reddit (OP)

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner”

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_Cream_Sugar_@reddit

If they don’t know this…why are they here?

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nonotburton@reddit

Run for the choppah!!

Speak friend and enter.

You're a wizard, Arry!

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Qyphosis@reddit

Game over man, game over.

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Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit

I love you.

I know.

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5hallowbutdeep@reddit

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!!

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BusterBus75@reddit

I've got a bad feeling about this.

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Kwyjibo68@reddit

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

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coci222@reddit

You got girlfriend Vietnam?

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dbrmn73@reddit

Im your Huckleberry

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KlutzyProfessional8@reddit

There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mamma in the mouth!

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Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit

Put the evidence in the car, son.

But, Daddy

Put the evidence in the car!!

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Mandyvlp@reddit

“My mother hung me on a hook once….once!”

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw”

“Answer the question, Claire!”

“When will then be now?” “Soon, sir”

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Garguyal@reddit

It's an 88 Magnum. It shoots through schools.

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ShortySmooth@reddit

Oohh, shit!

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Oh-THAT-dude@reddit

“And.don’t call me Shirley”

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coci222@reddit

Life is like a box of chocolates

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I-eat-late@reddit

Ah have not yet begun to defile mahself.

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WhiskeyAndWhiskey97@reddit

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

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ansont1976@reddit

Just finished a rewatch tonight and then read this post. Knew it had to be here somewhere

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SolomonGrumpy@reddit

I was going to say Soppranos and was not too far off

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OldDude1391@reddit

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SolomonGrumpy@reddit

A girl's gotta have her standards

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SHDrivesOnTrack@reddit

I loved how he answered "not right now" to that question.

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Weird-Ninja8827@reddit

Dong, where is my automobile?

(Auto-mobeeeel???)

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nonotburton@reddit

Wait here for a minute.

I'll be back.

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Acrobatic_Republic60@reddit

You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.

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Cool_CIA@reddit

Dancing is just a conversation between two people.

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Garguyal@reddit

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

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BlueeyedSmirker805@reddit

I ain’t got time to bleed

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rubicon_duck@reddit

You got time to duck?

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RolOrzTFF@reddit

Now that your job's been eliminated, sir, what are your future plans? · Arlo Pear: I just sharpened my pencil!

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norskgenes@reddit

Earthman, your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope

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NoConstant1385@reddit

"Laugh a-while you can, Monkey Boy!"

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Weird-Ninja8827@reddit

Why is there a watermelon there?

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PleasureDelayer@reddit

"I want my three dollars."

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SHDrivesOnTrack@reddit

Inflation ?

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Swan-of-War-425@reddit

Two dollars

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PleasureDelayer@reddit

Oh jeez. Yes!

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jk_pens@reddit

Yep and the Loch Ness Monster want his tree-fiddy

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vs1134@reddit

sir, this is a wienerschnitzel”

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Potential_Stomach_10@reddit

Yippee Kai yay MF'er!

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SlaveToShopping@reddit

My flair says it all.

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frigzy74@reddit

You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, the most convenient definition.

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Caffeinated_Narwhal_@reddit

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubble gum.

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Bjorn_CyBorg1@reddit

Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

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luluislulu2520@reddit

He don’t even have his license, Lisa.

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boondoggler@reddit

Learn It, Know It, Live It.

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luluislulu2520@reddit

It’s Saturday morning where are the goddamn kids?

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huitzilopochtla@reddit

37????

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trailrider@reddit

KKKAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!

Gaddamnit Cookie! Move your ass! I want my 12!

TTWWWOOOOO Dollars!!!

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

It's good to be the king.

I came here to chew bubblegum or kick ass. I'm all outta bubble gum.

Time to nut up or shut up.

You're one ugly mother fucker.

I ain't got time to bleed.

I'll be back.

Come with me if you want to live.

You wanna get nuts!?!? Let's get nuts!!!

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know My name is the LORD! when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

You have violated my farging rights.

My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

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El Tienador Diablo?

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kate__g@reddit (OP)

Feeeeed me Seymour!

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kate__g@reddit (OP)

What do ya got your period?

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