Anon is uhhhhh im not sure honestly
Posted by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_-@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Posted by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_-@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
fuck ea nasir. me and all my homies hate ea nasir
IsoMahaMoottoriSaha_@reddit
SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit
Imagine being such a bitch copper seller that people still know youโre a bitch 3000 years in the future
Ea-Nasir, youโs a bitch
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
because of how population is exponential, there's a decent chance that more people today think he's a bitch than were alive on the entire planet in his lifetime. could you imagine in the far future 9 billion people laughing at your search history
The-Squirrelk@reddit
Imagine being a pharaoh and having to build a massive pyramid to be remembered. And then this one motherfucker scams someone else with slightly worse copper and it more notable than you.
PikaPonderosa@reddit
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Aerhyce@reddit
Ea-Nasir is winning
Back then, for quickmail such as complaints, you'd receive an unfired clay tablet, that you'd be able to reuse afterwards. You only fired tablets if you wanted to save the message.
Ea-Nasir fired every single complaint tablet and kept them at his house. Motherfucker was damn proud of his con and this is why we even know of it, as the fired tablets survived through the ages.
SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit
Monstrously based imo
arbiter12@reddit
StandardN02b@reddit
Someone spent a long time making the internet compatible with cuneiform.
Head-Alarm6733@reddit
someone spent a long time making the internet compatible with unicode
retsoPtiH@reddit
bretherens am i gay?
TurKiball@reddit
Ea nasir pilled
Xoneritic@reddit
Be an akkadian citizen Find a bronze merchant Buy bronze for the wife Clay not bronze
Happen in your empire?
BrownAJ@reddit
Many such cases
43eyes@reddit
Many such vases
Alexis_Lonbel@reddit
All the time.
DreamDeckUp@reddit
is there hope for a babylonpilled zoroastriancel like me
MentalAerobatics@reddit
Another normal day in Akkad.
Advanced_Court501@reddit
cryptography major
ViscountBuggus@reddit
Why can I read this
Nasapigs@reddit
You been hanging out too much 'round the city gates ๐ญ
Odinskriger@reddit
I think I can sort of see the first line saying something along the lines of 'be me, straight'. Can't make out the rest, but it seemed to involve something with someone of the same gender
ExperienceLow6810@reddit
Fake: ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฃ ๐ผ
Gay: ๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ฃ๐จ๐ฎ๐
MarvelousOxman@reddit
Anon is selling an inferior grade of copper
Gwynnbeidd@reddit
Came here to leave that exact comment. Gaddangit, good job.
ComedyGold13@reddit
FUCK GODAMNIT SHIT YOU TWO TOOK BOTH MY COMMENTS
Necroluster@reddit
r/reallyshittycopper
spiritofporn@reddit
What if ea-nasir was just review bombed by his competitors.
Nalef780@reddit
asking the right questions
chased_by_bees@reddit
Lol that copper is junk
Thin_General_8594@reddit
๐๐ ๐ผ๐ ร๐๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐พ ๐จ
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
What if the guy just didn't know how to evaluate the quality of copper and became infamous as a scammer based off an honest mistake?
Hakuraze@reddit
Many such cases
cheater00@reddit
fake: the story would have been in coptic
gay: โฒโฒงโฒฅโฒโฒโฒ โฒโฒกโฒ โฒโฒโฒโฒโฒงโฒ
SsaucySam@reddit
Anon is CuniformPilled
SpaceMarine_CR@reddit
๐ฌ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฃ ๐ผ๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ญ ๐จ๐ฃ๐จ๐ฎ๐
NRT30@reddit
why should I HIDE MY EMPIRE?!