Anon is uhhhhh im not sure honestly

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Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit

fuck ea nasir. me and all my homies hate ea nasir

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SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit

Imagine being such a bitch copper seller that people still know you’re a bitch 3000 years in the future

Ea-Nasir, you’s a bitch

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because of how population is exponential, there's a decent chance that more people today think he's a bitch than were alive on the entire planet in his lifetime. could you imagine in the far future 9 billion people laughing at your search history

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The-Squirrelk@reddit

Imagine being a pharaoh and having to build a massive pyramid to be remembered. And then this one motherfucker scams someone else with slightly worse copper and it more notable than you.

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PikaPonderosa@reddit

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Aerhyce@reddit

Ea-Nasir is winning

Back then, for quickmail such as complaints, you'd receive an unfired clay tablet, that you'd be able to reuse afterwards. You only fired tablets if you wanted to save the message.

Ea-Nasir fired every single complaint tablet and kept them at his house. Motherfucker was damn proud of his con and this is why we even know of it, as the fired tablets survived through the ages.

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SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit

Monstrously based imo

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arbiter12@reddit

Funfact: Ea Nasir is the founder of EA games

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StandardN02b@reddit

Someone spent a long time making the internet compatible with cuneiform.

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Head-Alarm6733@reddit

someone spent a long time making the internet compatible with unicode

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retsoPtiH@reddit

be me, pre-medieval gay i mean really really gay will not talk to women am hairy too

bretherens am i gay?

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TurKiball@reddit

Ea nasir pilled

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Xoneritic@reddit

Be an akkadian citizen Find a bronze merchant Buy bronze for the wife Clay not bronze

Happen in your empire?

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