No pans. No airfryer. Hairdryer worked surprisingly well. I will be doing this again

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713nikki@reddit

I like that you said “fuck it, I’ll just blow dry my bread in the bathroom.”

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713nikki@reddit

I spent more time zoomed in on it than I’d like to admit.

Anyway, (and this is totally unrelated) did you know that pinworm infections are really common in the US? It’s estimated that there are 40 million active cases right now! Lots of people don’t know they have it, and wonder why their butthole is so itchy!

People get pinworms by accidentally swallowing tiny, microscopic eggs. The eggs are spread through direct transfer from person to person or indirectly from contaminated surfaces like clothing, bedding, and toys. Infection typically occurs when an infected person's contaminated hands touch their mouth, or when a person touches a contaminated object and then puts their fingers to their mouth when they’re eating a hair dryer sandwich that they prepared in the bathroom.

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Dirt-bikeraver90@reddit

This shit sounds like an episode of futurama lol

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lunazar786@reddit

Just eat papaya seeds. It's the best de-wormer😜

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damiandarko2@reddit

this sent me down a very concerning rabbit hole

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713nikki@reddit

Now that you’re informed, how much do you bet OP has an itchy backdoor?

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Salt_Freedom3237@reddit

I unfortunately had pinworms earlier this year and would not wish them on my worst enemy! Children are more likely to get them from what I know since they tend to touch everything and put dirty hands in their mouth, but I have no children so no idea how or where I got them, maybe at work or at the grocery store or something.

It takes 2-3 weeks of having to change bedsheets, towels, all clothing daily, disinfecting your home, cleaning under nails with a brush after each time you use the toilet, plus anti-worm medicine, to get rid of them. It’s such a hassle.

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destinyeeeee@reddit

So you're telling me I could make new friends

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713nikki@reddit

Yes! To introduce yourself, just get a good flashlight and squat over a mirror at night. Or when you wake up in the morning, firmly press a piece of tape across your backdoor.

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HuntingForSanity@reddit

I’ve been firmly pressing a piece of tape to my butthole every morning for most of my life and I still don’t have friends

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713nikki@reddit

Maybe you should seek friends by luring them in with a promise that they could do your morning backdoor taping?

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Humble_Fishing_5328@reddit

that method always works for me 🙏

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epigenie_986@reddit

Love how this is shittyfoodporn and people are mad it’s in the bathroom 😂

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SpeedBlitzX@reddit

Call me crazy but in this day and age couldn't you get an inexpensive frying pan at the dollar store or the thrift store then just clean it up real nice

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AppUnwrapper1@reddit

You can get a pan at Marshall’s for like $10.

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SpeedBlitzX@reddit

Exactly!!

Instead of using a used hairdryer getting who kno2s what on those sandwiches.

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SanchoPanzaLaMancha1@reddit

I think this is at a hotel or something

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Faendol@reddit

An air fryer is like 40 bucks from Costco... You may want to consider that as your long term solution.

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EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit

Now what do you do with all the dry hair on your toast?

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trackdaybruh@reddit

FYI: Notice how the intake of hair dryers are covered in years of dust, lint, and other build ups from being sucked in? Well, you just blew some of them onto your food

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

Deep deep DEEP into the sandwich with the heat and air flow. So not just on to, but into.

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ActorMonkey@reddit

Oh I’m sorry- is this /r/TastyFoodThatsNotDirty ?

No it’s not.

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DezPispenser@reddit

so you enjoy shit on your food? and dust? dried skin flakes? must i go on? just say you have a fetish like damn.

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ActorMonkey@reddit

I’m speaking to the vibe of the sub. Not to the vibe of my real life existence, you doorknob.

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Takklemaggot@reddit

doorknob.. lol

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Sailed_Sea@reddit

Yes this is the shity food suplbreddit, did you not get the memo?

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Bovoduch@reddit

We call that seasoning here

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

In the bathroom too, a great place for food preparation

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QueezyF@reddit

Mmm, shit flavored toast

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justlookinaround11@reddit

do you guys really need to shit on the food they just inadvertently shit on?

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QueezyF@reddit

Yes

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justlookinaround11@reddit

good

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Not-a-bot-10@reddit

Def ate some poop particles

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SupernaturalPumpkin@reddit

I feel like someone who is doing this probably isn't worried about that.

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Ok_Distance_far@reddit

The picture does not show this and wear and tear does not show that assumption to be remotely stated or true.

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trackdaybruh@reddit

wear and tear does not show that assumption to be remotely stated or true.

A fan + hairdryer "filter" will definitely collect dust among other things

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Ok_Distance_far@reddit

Product in my experience would show in the heated front. There is no evidence this hair drier is not mostly new.

You are just being a pube. It's not ideal. No. But nobody is trying to cook with a hair drier if a better option.

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FoldyHole@reddit

The better option is just eating the sandwich cold. There’s no need to “cook” it.

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Ok_Distance_far@reddit

You are spoiled

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trackdaybruh@reddit

But nobody is trying to cook with a hair drier if a better option.

You forgetting what sub you are on? This is r/shittyfoodporn. People posting bad looking food intentionally or cooking food this way just for upvotes isn't a rare occurrence

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Ok_Distance_far@reddit

It is shitty. Just on its own.

Maybe ask your parents to teach you how to cook or buy you food. They probably will go buy it.

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trackdaybruh@reddit

Maybe ask your parents to teach you how to cook or buy you food. They probably will go buy it.

All I did was point out that dust and lint will be blown on the food if hairdryer is used, and you attack me for that? It doesn't make sense

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Ok_Distance_far@reddit

If you're cooking food with a hair drier you aren't thinking of caring about your air quality.

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TanjoCards@reddit

Dork alert

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SaltyBeaver-@reddit

Extra protein

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shinichimechazawa@reddit

thats flavor baby 🤌

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-earthmovers@reddit

what do you mean no pans. go get one

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I_Am_A_Goo_Man@reddit

The power usage cost more than the sandwich

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HDpotato@reddit

dollar store searzall

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str8bear72@reddit

Yes an iron would have been faster

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floweryreign@reddit

Why are you in the bathroom?

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notcuteonlypsycho@reddit

OP’s taking the shitty in r/shittyfoodporn literally

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frostysauce@reddit

You could have eaten that sandwich cold. I mean, I'm sure you did anyway, but you could have eaten pesto, colby jack, and turkey without trying to heat it.

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EdwinMcduck@reddit

People out there practicing for Cutthroat Kitchen, and that show ended in 2017.

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99-dreams@reddit

...are you competing on Cut Throat Kitchen? Lol

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I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM@reddit

Cute plate <3

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oliveoilcrisis@reddit

Don’t…

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United_Ring_2622@reddit

You can eat sandwiches cold with significantly less shame

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nohumanape@reddit

A hot pan is too much effort?

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radroamingromanian@reddit

Ah I remember when they did shit like this in Cut Throat Kitchen.

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LibrarianNo6865@reddit

So. If it did do a really good job. Why exactly isn’t there a second photo of its really good job?

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FormingTheVoid@reddit

No oven?

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Donvack@reddit

If you have an iron that works even better. Wrap it in aluminum foil and iron both sides for 2-3 minutes each. It’s almost exactly like a panini press.

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joyeleanor@reddit

At this rate, I doubt OP has the will to search for aluminum foil

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Alive_Setting_2287@reddit

And literally so much more hygienic. I can only imagine all the dust that cycling in a 3 star hotel bathroom. Straight up blasted to the surface of one of the most porous food delivery systems.

NVM, I'm sold.

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