This fuckass "pizza" somebody ordered @ my job.
Posted by Material_Swan8005@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 368 comments
Posted by Material_Swan8005@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 368 comments
Fernanda19uwu@reddit
This one's sad... my day would be ruined fr
Dylanneedsanap@reddit
I worked at Pizza Hut in 2012 and had someone order a Pan supreme no crust. Basically served her soup in the pan it would’ve been made in
GobiPLX@reddit
What wrong with this dough? It looks more like a dry waffle or matzah than pizza dough
Electrical-Limit69@reddit
You mean this wasn't a professional picture with a halo light and...not food. Food isn't perfect all the time and it's Tyler, that's stoned as fuck, making it.
GobiPLX@reddit
What are you talking about. Even with shitties photo from 18yo nokia flip phone you could tell if dough is good or this flat dry concrete
Electrical-Limit69@reddit
And the stoned cook has exactly what to do with it?
someguyprobably@reddit
Yeah it's less about the order and more about the terrible cooking.
IJustWorkHere000c@reddit
Terrible cooking? Lol how on gods green earth do you expect to put something that is dough and sauce through a 450 degree oven for 7 and a half minutes and have it NOT burn? It’s not possible. That’s what cheese and toppings or for
Winnsloe@reddit
Just some oil and lower heat for longer, extra sauce with a bit extra water mixed in. I'm assuming the customer is probably vegan and doesn't like vegetables.
IJustWorkHere000c@reddit
I mean it came from Pizza Hut. It’s a conveyor oven that operates at one temperature and speed. Theres no olive oil or dough manipulation.
iRouFox@reddit
No it didn’t, we don’t know where it’s from and on the receipt you can see it was hand tossed, don’t make you fake argument to justify your incorrectness and as a former Pizza Hut employee I can tell you that we didn’t make the pizza that way either
someguyprobably@reddit
You clearly know nothing about pozxa
Winnsloe@reddit
It looks like they put burnt sauce on a paper plate and cut the slices through it
Waiting4Reccession@reddit
Had my brightness low and I thought the crust was a plate
Even if this shitty pizza were better though, $18 for a medium is a ripoff.
Lambesis96@reddit
I can tell from the ticket its pizza hut and as someone who worked there, this happens when they dont let the dough fully proof.
Vivid_nightmares0@reddit
Very dry with no yeast.
Doomsday_Holiday@reddit
It was likely still fully frozen when someone shoved it into the oven.
Freshmangod@reddit
looks ok to me but I'd have added 1.5x more sauce and a good sprinkle of garlic powder. and optionally a light sprinkle of parmesan
Archiebubbabeans@reddit
There is nothing pornographic about this one this is just shitty
Electrical-Limit69@reddit
It's not like the stoned 18 year old working the line came up with the recipes. And pizza with no cheese is common, I thought, people with allergies frequent my place.
kawaeri@reddit
I had a family friend who would gag when eating cheese. To him it was the most disgusting thing ever. Unfortunately my dad, my uncle and the rest of their volleyball team would meet up at a local pizza place because it was close cheap and had decent beer. The pizza rocked as well. So he’d get stuck there (car pooling). However this place was decent that they’d accommodate him and make him pizzas with out cheese. His favs were pepperoni or the taco pizza.
Mayion@reddit
It's not like I agree with them but seriously that's the best you could do? A freezer section looking dough with burnt sauce is your fault. Bake the pizza properly and put on the sauce toward the end to maintain the freshness of the tomatoes, but this is straight up trash.
Material_Swan8005@reddit (OP)
Found the guy who ordered this! 🫵🏽
(I don't make the pizzas, I box them. Also, it's a low quality chain restaurant LMAO, so it's gonna be low quality food... Funny part is, we serve breadsticks )
milkasaurs@reddit
You might as well delete this thread because the pizza order is fine. What came out is not.
triggered__Lefty@reddit
found the shitty cook.
No-Pension-2860@reddit
So you and your coworkers suck at your jobs? I work at a chain and our cheeseless pizzas don't look like this garbage. This isn't like a cheap ingredients thing, it's an "the employees did a garbage job with the dough, then another garbage job making the pizza, and then another another garbage job cooking the pizza. The pizza is also cut fairly poorly. It's not because it's a "low quality" chain restaurant, the pizza was just made poorly.
BothAnt3804@reddit
It's not the customer's fault your cook sucks and you're too ignorant about the literal thing your job makes to know this is a thing, bet you don't even know what a margherita pizza is you fuckass dork
brookuslicious@reddit
Pizza Hut? Just guessing by the receipt.
GragasFeetPics@reddit
Doesnt look like pizza hut dough to me, but I also have no idea who it could be. I dont recognize any part of it lol
shinyscizor13@reddit
Echoing further to add on to what people are saying about this being pizza hut. The issue comes largely with how they train their cooks. With how proportions are measured and how long it's run through the oven with no exception, unless the customer says otherwise in the instructions (such as taking out of the oven early, or extra sauce).
I can tell whomever made this pizza was likely just following the stupid visual aids placed around the kitchen, especially with how often upper management comes down on stores over inventory (it's gotten a lot worse, right before I left).
Money-Ad7257@reddit
It's a Pizza Hut receipt. That's how they letter the margin. Plus the high price is an instant giveaway. Their sauce would be the wrong sauce I'd want on a tomato pie.
International_Ant754@reddit
That's definitely pizza hut. I used to work there and they rolled out the "iconic check" thing in the bottom of the receipt about two years ago. Person who boxes the pizza is supposed to sign there to show they checked it to make sure everything is correct
Heavy-Profile-4275@reddit
You should laugh at your cooks. The order might be ridiculous by most peoples standards but the prep is fucking abhorrent. It looks like they fucked it entirely up because they were spiteful about the order rather than just appreciating that someone is willing to spend money at your shitty chain so it can stay open and you can keep your shitty job.
GroatExpectorations@reddit
At a place like Pizza Hut you are less a cook, more an ammunition loader for a conveyor oven
AhToHellWithIt@reddit
I know a Pizza Hut receipt when I see one lol
Cardassia@reddit
Two things can be true, sometimes. It’s a weird order, and the product could have been better.
fireky2@reddit
Not that weird likely a vegan person who doesn't like mushrooms or peppers
MrBootylove@reddit
Nothing weird about a tomato pie. Pretty questionable to try and order one from a chain fast food pizza place, though.
happyinthenaki@reddit
Or for a kid who is not able to eat cheese....
This is a great way to get them to never eat pizza
mrningbrd@reddit
In elementary school, a kid wasn’t able to have cheese so our teachers would pick the cheese off his pizza and give it to me. I hope that kid has been able to eat cheese bc it was a damn good pizza place my school partnered with
No-Trick-7397@reddit
I mean, I'm vegan, vegan cheese exists lol. but like if they're in a more rural area I kinda get it but they could've at least got some toppings, who in their right mind just gets sauce on it
peach_xanax@reddit
man, if those are the only veggie toppings available, that's just sad.
International_Ant754@reddit
Back when I worked at PH a regular order we would get was a large no sauce no cheese pepperoni and mushroom. It always felt so wrong to make
Mostly_Apples@reddit
Weird but I would still go for some pepperoni mushroom bread.
FN1996@reddit
“It’s a low quality chain restaurant LMAO, so it’s gonna be low quality food…” Then why are you posting complaints about the low quality food? Dumbass.
Ok_Drink_2498@reddit
Talking shit on breadsticks? I think you might be in the wrong here, bub
holliss@reddit
Why are you roasting a customer for ordering something that is very traditional in Italy when you should be roasting the "cook" who made this?
Nuppusauruss@reddit
Low quality chain restaurant selling medium pizza with no toppings for 17?? I hope that's not EUR or USD
manhaterxxx@reddit
You should roast whoever made this, as much as they roasted this pizza. Do they have no shame?
Wide_Eggplant_1948@reddit
The customer ordered the body basic pizza possible, and this is actually a traditional pizza in Italy. It isn't cool to call someone's food preferences "fuckass." What's fuckass is that dough, there is no excuse for that.
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
Sounds like more a you guys issue than a customer issue.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit
Yeah I'm not a tomato pie fan, but this needed way more sauce and care than OP gave it.
Chilidogdingdong@reddit
This is what happens when you go to a pizza place and dont order a fucking pizza.
PartTimePuppy@reddit
When does a pizza become a pizza?
Mostly_Apples@reddit
No one can answer that, a pizza can be almost any combination of bread and things.
Chilidogdingdong@reddit
By that logic a subway sandwich is a pizza....
whatsbobgonnado@reddit
no, they explicitly said almost. their logic purposely excludes counting any random combo of bread and things
No-Pension-2860@reddit
I work at a pizza place, no cheese pizzas can be made that aren't disgusting like this one. Whoever made this did a horrible job with the dough and then cooked it too hot and/or for too long with too little sauce.
give_grace_to_acbas@reddit
Pizza with just tomato sauce is a legit type of pizza. It's called Pizza Marinara or Pizza Rossa. You can make it delicious and it's a great option for vegans or those that can't eat cheese. There is really no need to be unkind about it.
_PartyAttheMoonTower@reddit
One of the best pizzas I've ever had was in Italy without cheese. I ordered it by accident because I couldn't read the menu, and it was just dough, sauce and veggies.
God it was good... the sauce was just that good.
TropicalVision@reddit
A tomato pizza is GOAT tier if it’s well made with good ingredients.
The best thing I ate on a recent trip to Italy was a pizza just like this with fresh parsley and a little chilli oil.
If anything cheese is WAY overdone on pizza in America.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit
Preach. I'm just as likely to keep cheese off of a burger, sandwich, or wrap. It's completely overused in NA.
Money-Ad7257@reddit
Or do any sort of alterations aside from adding topping (and even then). Some can't compute it.
TheGruesomeTwosome@reddit
This really confused me too. I've seen plenty of cheese-less pizzas that look like a pizza... without cheese. I'm not sure how this abomination has been brought into existence because of the lack of cheese. What the hell is up with the crust? Cheese or no cheese wouldn't even affect that.
pamplemouss@reddit
Right? I love cheese. But a well done tomato pie is excellent.
EntropicSketch@reddit
God forbid a vegan want pizza
oddchamp@reddit
I can feel the contempt radiating off of this post
Xfuck1tX@reddit
leilalover@reddit
How much more betrayal can Paulie take???
Sproose_Moose@reddit
LouSputhole94@reddit
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator!!
KendraSays@reddit
I know this isn't a pure sopranos thread but I don't know how many times I rewatched this episode. It has to be the funniest episode I've seen.
FreddyNoodles@reddit
After Tony picks them up and they are eating sandwiches and Tony looks in the rearview mirror and sees Paulie has mayonnaise on his face and it makes Tony so irrationally angry and he starts yelling “Mayonnaise!” By far the funniest moment in the whole series for me. We still say it to each other in my family.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
His house looked like shit.
SoulofOsiris@reddit
I can feel the contempt radiating off of the pizza
TaitsRevenge@reddit
This is the most unappetizing pizza I have ever seen in my life. It is so sad and depressing to look at, whoever made this abomination needs to be fired immediately
Significant-Call-559@reddit
So I had a customer do this every week and one day I asked her why (it was always a GF no cheese, no oil) and she said she has different food preferences but loves our crust so she puts her own cheese (:
-Ein@reddit
Lactose and topping intolerant
XTornado@reddit
Or they wantdd to out their (non oven cooked) topoings? Maybe?
Illustrious-Hawk-113@reddit
Flavour intolerant
Additional-Grade3221@reddit
sauce is what primarily adds flavor not the cheese
Illustrious-Hawk-113@reddit
No it’s the mix of all the ingredients this is just tomato bread
whatsbobgonnado@reddit
well this still has a mix of 2 out of 3 so it isn't flavor intolerant
cbraun1523@reddit
Isn't it really just turned into bread sticks and "marinara"? It's still not great I'm not arguing that. But flavor wise I don't think it's that bad. I'd try a piece.
pamplemouss@reddit
A proper tomato pie is very flavorful and made with a robust sauce. It does not look like this
SantaFeRay@reddit
We had essentially this where I live, it’s called tomato pie and it’s good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_tomato_pie
Different from Trenton tomato pie which does had cheese under the sauce.
UsePreparationH@reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_marinara
There's a really nice wood fired pizza place I go to that has a great neapolitan marinara pizza. Its the cheapest thing on the menu and I often grab one alongside one of their more expensive specialty pizzas.
Nsfwacct1872564@reddit
It's not terrible in theory But this execution is no good. focaccia rossa is one of my all time faves and is basically just a Sicilian pizza with no cheese.
mothzilla@reddit
Pizza intolerant.
EyeAlternative1664@reddit
Bloody Americans… this is usually known as a Mariana, the trick is to cook the base rather than just burning the sauce (how the hell do you burn sauce?!).
No-Site-5499@reddit
I believe you mean a pizza marinara. Not Mariana.
EyeAlternative1664@reddit
Yes, thanks!
TwinkBronyClub@reddit
British people should not be criticizing food
bombisabell@reddit
Burnt tomato pie???? Tastes like sad????
Pristine_Season_6860@reddit
Looks like a large lunchable
Infinitblakhand@reddit
It’s just a tomato pie, what’s the big deal?
Dry-University797@reddit
Is it just Philly that calls it a Tomato Pie??!
Infinitblakhand@reddit
Never thought it was a Philly thing, figured everyone knew about tomato pies
Whole_Succotash_7629@reddit
So it’s just pizza dough with tomato sauce? Are they unwell?
pastel_cats@reddit
None pizza with left beef vibes
madimadmoney@reddit
I found a lady on Etsy who made none pizza with left beef jewelry. I bought a necklace of it and cherished it for years before ultimately losing it. It looked exactly like the photo. Very few people understood it but I did and that’s all that mattered.
ForceOk6039@reddit
Can you clarify on everything you just said
dumbass_shroom@reddit
none pizza with left beef was an experiment someone conducted through the domino’s delivery app. on it you could customize everything including what side you wanted stuff on (so like if you wanted it have cheese half pepperoni or something you could do that) the original poster of the meme put in a pizza with none of everything but left beef. it eventually became a meme after the person who performed the experiment wrote an article about his experience titled “none pizza with left beef”. the commenter you replied to apparently bought a necklace that looked like the pizza from an etsy shop and they eventually lost it. you can read more about none pizza with left beef here
whatsbobgonnado@reddit
what do you mean "pizza"?
ForceOk6039@reddit
Ah thank you! Also I love your name lol
dumbass_shroom@reddit
oh thanks :) i suck at usernames so those were the first two words i could think of
IGNSolar7@reddit
Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
The00Taco@reddit
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food
ForceOk6039@reddit
Yes.
Ass-Troll-OG@reddit
Thank
Psykpatient@reddit
Fun fact, the person who made that post is a writer on The Big Bang Theory.
kaaaaayllllla@reddit
this was my first thought😭
beardeddragon0113@reddit
At least that had a funny story to go along with it... this is just dough with sauce :( which i guess is fine if that's your thing but it just looks sad
Solid-Search-3341@reddit
Dough with sauce is the only "pizza" my son will eat, but I would be damned if I ordered that at a restaurant.
Verquinna@reddit
This is pizza’s existential crisis. Even the box is probably disappointed right now.
Spicy_Chicken65@reddit
Fuck that
sevenyearbeer@reddit
I work at Pizza Hut and can tell from the ticket that's where its from. Whoever made that pizza is not good at saucing, definitely didn't use the quality ring. The sauce is thin in some places and clumpy in others, of course its going to burn. That dough is fucked also.
EnvironmentalSoft401@reddit
I feel bad for whoever ordered this. Obviously can't have or don't like dairy and whoever made this sucks. Time to start making fried dough with marinara at home instead (it tastes better anyway)
SmellyGymSock@reddit
it's like they're complaining they had to do… less work? like, your customer knowingly ordered this, likely for a reason, one that doesn't concern you as the person preparing it.
the quality of the product, however, is abysmal and there are certain considerations that come into making this order a quality product, and this sad, burnt mess isn't reflecting well of the brand or company 😕
Steelpapercranes@reddit
Like for god's sake can you put more sauce on it? Red pizza's a thing. in italy and jersey mainly. but like have some respect
EmergencyComplaints@reddit
Yeah. I don't eat mozzarella. I stopped bothering to order pizzas with no cheese and learned to just make my own. They don't come out looking like this guy's.
Geno_Biscotti_@reddit
My family owned many shops. If you order a pizza with no cheese, the pizza guy should be putting on another ladle of sauce so it doesn’t dry out
FlappyDappison@reddit
I love A good tomato pie, this guys is A sin to the pizza gods
guimontag@reddit
Are you from Connecticut by any chance? I hear they put marinara sauce on their funnel cake so marinara on fried dough is giving me that vibe
hi_im_kai101@reddit
sauce pizza is actually v good imo
No-Pension-2860@reddit
Not when it comes out like the one the OP shared.
hi_im_kai101@reddit
agreed
Steelpapercranes@reddit
I had plenty of good pizza roja in rome. I mean, you seem to have made a really shitty one, so I guess the post belongs here though.
Technical_Squash8655@reddit
Am I stupid if I think that then it pizza rossa?
Geno_Biscotti_@reddit
Should have put more sauce on don’t didn’t dry out
Jarboner69@reddit
For delivery? Me and my friend did this to people we hated in high school
LuckyZygote@reddit
Classic tomato pie, must be in the northeast
brielovinggirl@reddit
pizza rosso is a legit form of pizza
Forgetmyglasses@reddit
Yeh but I'd want way more sauce on it then that I reckon
Appropriate_Rub3134@reddit
That's on the folks making the pizza though, isn't it?
Yamurkle@reddit
Google pizza marinara. Tomato sauce and base only is a thing in Naples
Appropriate_Rub3134@reddit
Pizza rossa romana in Rome.
pamplemouss@reddit
Called a tomato pie in Philly
Dry-University797@reddit
Yep. Just about every pizza place has a tomato pie.
VeeFluffles@reddit
Yes! I would order them in Italy & they were delish! Also a lot cheaper to get pizza there (& more flavorful in general).
HammelGammel@reddit
Pizza marinara is a thing, you guys. If done well, it can be great.
Appropriate_Rub3134@reddit
Pizza rossa romana (cheeseless pizza) is a popular street food in Rome.
Dry-University797@reddit
In Philly we called it a Tomato Pie and most pizza places had them.
Salt-Drawing-2971@reddit
Yep. A few years back we went to Italy with our preschool aged child who, while a typically adventurous eater, would always pull the cheese off the top of the pizza and eat it with only sauce. I had never been before and could not believe it when marinara was an option. I have a picture of the giant smile when that pizza was placed on the table in front of them.
pepskicola@reddit
Exactly. A marinara can be great, but more sauce than this, plus garlic and oregano.
iShrub@reddit
I like how OP tried to laugh at the order, only to get laughed at by showing a lack of efforts at their job.
tenryuta@reddit
they ordered a viggie at the pepperoni palace..... hehhhhhhhh, hindi's and their hate for meat<_<
ScyD@reddit
Dang this order must have been a real challenge and pain to make, I would crash out too
moogiemomm@reddit
Pizza store made a good buck off that one.
Visual-Floor-7839@reddit
My mother can't have dairy. Late in her life her body has changed and dairy will cause her brain to go extra wacky and she'll lose balance and it will cascade into various other things.
The hardest thing for her to give up was pizza. She tried cheese substitutes and alternatives. But they just weren't good. The last couple times she just got a pizza with no cheese, mushrooms olives and pepperoni. And it was allllllmost good enough to scratch that itch.
But the last 2 times she ordered pizza like that it was someone like you who made it. And she finally just accepted that she has to forget about that delicious comfort food.
That's what you're doing to the person who ordered. You're sending the message to them that pizza is no longer for them.
liminaleaves@reddit
Try Brooklyn Bred pizza crusts. They bake amazingly well and you just top them with whatever you like. I swear I'm not affiliated lol just a huge fan. I'd recommend trying baking them first half on a pan and then half straight on the rack as that's what I do - but not sure how the lack of cheese would impact timing as I always use cheese.
The dough is absolutely phenomenal and since you'd be in charge of the toppings & sauce ratio, I'm certain it would be to your mom's craving :)
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit
Agreed. And the thing is, it only takes a minimal amount of effort more to add an extra schmear of tomato sauce and distribute the toppings correctly. It's a damn shame.
Seanfalloutfan6336@reddit
Good.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit
Ummm. Like ten seconds worth of care more would've made a good pie. What are you, 14?
kryonik@reddit
It's literally how pizza started, tomato sauce on bread with maybe some Parmesan or pecorino.
thissexypoptart@reddit
Seriously, this thread is a bit bizarre. Have so many people never had pizza without cheese before?
The failure here is the dough. Why does it look like pre frozen grocery store dough that’s been hardly cooked, while the sauce is overcooked?
Striking-Ad-6815@reddit
Looks more like a bad wipe than a pizza to me
No-Pension-2860@reddit
I work at a pizza place and if a no cheese pizza came out looking like this they'd throw it out and make a new one. This is not what they should look like without cheese, they definitely messed up the dough too, and cooking it.
TropicalVision@reddit
America-brained people
There’s probably millions of people here who have never even seen a pizza without copious amounts of bland cheese.
thissexypoptart@reddit
It’s seriously wild.
Kneading up some dough and then spreading some sauce on it and sticking it in the oven at 475-500 until crispy is an amazing snack/meal addition.
LegDayLass@reddit
We started beating each other with clubs and throwing feces. Some things are meant to stay in the past.
EnvironmentalSoft401@reddit
It's basically breadsticks and marinara idk why this pizza is so controversial
Wide_Eggplant_1948@reddit
Right? It's closer to traditional pizza. Just not done right. If you're working with less ingredients, there is less margin of error.
alphabatic@reddit
right. it actually is traditional pizza. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_marinara
everyone else in this thread are buttheads without taste, food education, or a curiosity of anything new or they would have either known this already, looked it up before writing stupid jokes, or thought, "hey, that might actually not be a bad idea if executed well"
EnrichedNaquadah@reddit
The most controversial shit here is $16 for dough and "marinara" sauce
agoia@reddit
Uber eats. If they got it takeout you could get 2 meds for $14.
Chilidogdingdong@reddit
You just said it bro. Just order breadsticks lmao.
TwinFrogs@reddit
So you’ve attended a Longhorns/Sooners game, then?
Money-Ad7257@reddit
Even those who just KNOW someone who's attended one of those knows that clubbing and feces-throwing is almost alive and well.
JaDasIstMeinName@reddit
Eating bread with Tomato sauce and throwing shit at each other are very much compareable. What a great comparison.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit
This sounds like my typical Christmas gathering.
kryonik@reddit
Newer isn't necessarily better and older isn't necessarily worse.
karratkun@reddit
so it still had cheese lmao
holliss@reddit
There's pizza rosso and pizza marinara and probably a bunch of others that don't have cheese at all.
kryonik@reddit
A light dusting sure. Just enough to add a little salt and umami. Looked pretty much like this just cooked better.
SwoodyBooty@reddit
It's either flatbread or stew. Fuck soup or salad.
NiceTrySuckaz@reddit
Viagra started out as a heart medication. Order the boner next time.
SnooDingos8502@reddit
I used to be friends with someone who's girlfriend ordered something similar. The "pizza" had olive oil instead of tomato sauce. It was basically just a cracker. The reason for the monstrosity is because she had recently gotten an allergy panel which told her she was allergic to everything under the sun. She definitely had an undiagnosed health issue, but it was clear to me that she had an eating disorder. I assume whoever ordered this pizza either has major allergies, is possible on the spectrum, a toddler, or has ED.
TOAST_MA_OAT@reddit
As someone who currently makes pizza id blame the person who made the fuck ass pizza not the person who ordered it
wackOPtheories@reddit
At least the check is iconic
AVeryHeavyBurtation@reddit
It might be a food critic who was testing out your dough and sauce, and you just served them burnt sauce haha.
hanamizuno@reddit
I work at papa johns right now and there is this dude who orders a large no sauce no cheese cheese pizza he gets BREAD AND IT COSTS HIM 20$
FlaccidRazor@reddit
You could have at least sauced the damn thing right, wtf?
cssc10@reddit
ppl order the exact same thing at my pizza place and im like damn ok if u want it...... weird ass lol like ik ppl are lactose intolerant but usually they get a veggie lovers no cheese instead of just..... bread and sauce
Particular_Legend427@reddit
Cannot believe some moron seriously ordered that
Scarethefish@reddit
That'll be $20. . .fuckass.
ATotallyRealUser@reddit
I wouldn't pay $20 for an absolutely loaded 12" pizza. That's the real fuckass. Shitty order aside, that dough and crust looks like Tombstone or the cheap shit they serve you at all inclusives
OddProcedure5452@reddit
Turd is really more orange than white, though.
ATotallyRealUser@reddit
He sprays himself orange because he's so porcine porcelain.
BrokeDickDoug@reddit
I chuckled, even through the extra steps.
OddProcedure5452@reddit
That tracks
agoia@reddit
Pretty bizarre that they'd pay full menu price for this shit, too.
Careful-Resolution58@reddit
Maybe they were broke & thought this would save money lol
mr_kindface@reddit
Fuckass tax -------- 40%
ScBest24@reddit
Would you tip before or after the fuckass tax?
WinterRevolutionary6@reddit
It’s actually 10.5% but yeah it’s high
salikarn@reddit
I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they aren't Satan and plan on melting cheese on it in their own oven? Maybe they have dietary restrictions on cheese? I sincerely hope so.
butteredkernels@reddit
Friend of mine is dearly allergic to dairy and orders either this (sauce and crust) or adds pepperoni if he's feeling wild. It may be fuckass, but it's for a reason.
Longjumping-Crazy564@reddit
Do they have a death wish? Being deathly allergic to something and ordering food from basically any restaurant sounds insane to me. I'm only mildly allergic to shellfish and have had reactions from very much non-shellfish including dishes due to cross contamination.
Thr0awheyy@reddit
20 years ago, when I was vegan, and didn't care about food quality, I was all about cheeseless thin crust pizza, dipped in that garbage garlic "butter" (it was soy/vegetable oil based). Sometimes it's just because people like what they like!
Dameattree37@reddit
roundmeal@reddit
Only at Pizza Hut
BabyMoleGirl@reddit
I work at Marcos Pizza, and when orders like this come in, it makes me want to walk out and not come back. I don't know how people even tolerate pizza that's not... Pizza in my opinion.
Dry-University797@reddit
Tomato Pie is a thing, but you put a lot more sauce on it since there is no cheese.
Full-Combination7989@reddit
GTF over it. It’s your job to make the order. Don’t like it? Quit.
Insecure_Egomaniac@reddit
I sometimes order cheese-less pizza because I’m allergic to dairy and most pizza places don’t have an alternative. I don’t want to miss out when my family orders pizza, though. It’s just a focaccia.
Dry-University797@reddit
This is a thing. I grew up in Philly and we called this a Tomato Pie. Sauce, no cheese.
cro_t@reddit
Good pizza, great pizza
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
This is exactly what the staff called it while making it, “hey somebody ordered a fuckass pizza who’s gonna make it?”
Prezevere@reddit
Ummm .... #Nope!!!!
AdamBlaster007@reddit
I started seeing this shit last week and now more and more subreddits are posting this trash.
Ugh.
0ButtShe3D1d@reddit
Looks to me like the job did a bad job not the person who ordered it.
hi_im_kai101@reddit
would be better if your job knew how to make pizza
Amdv121998@reddit
Probably vegans and they will add their own cheese lol
FaliureToCat@reddit
I could go for a no topping pizza its not something I would order but if i were making a pizza and realized I was out of cheese I might make it especially if the sauce was mildly spicy
AdministrativeMix334@reddit
“Oh someone has a food allergy and is spending their own fucking money on a meal? let’s give them something barely edible and post it online to shame them because it boosts my ego and I think people will agree with me.” weird.
penniesfromthesky@reddit
You just don't know how to make a tomato pie
Silent_plans@reddit
Queue Donnie darko lines....
VinBarrKRO@reddit
There is such a thing as not doing this horribly. Small chain or not. You should feel shame.
HiroZebra@reddit
yknow pizza was tomato pie beforehand right?
NathanCollier14@reddit
It looks like lava the One Ring was cast into in the end of Return of the King
ball_gagged_avacado@reddit
Should have partially cooked the dough then put the sauce on it and put it into the oven for a few minutes. Would have turned out fine.
EasyBoysenberry940@reddit
You can get that at Sobeys for 5
ProjectNo4090@reddit
There is a right way to do that kind of pizza and a wrong way and yall did it the wrong way. Back the bread plain and put the sauce on just before it finishes. That will get the sauce hot without drying it to the bread.
Generalkrunk@reddit
Mom's making pizza.. cheesless.. saucless.. pizza.
I know this has sauce, its called artistic license!
Also ny god that episode aired in 2000...
Jlandon_p07@reddit
We need to go save the kids from the basement of whoever ordered that
drakontoolx@reddit
Look like a scab from my burnt scar.
RevolutionaryRock823@reddit
Lol I used to order cheeseless pizzas, but I'd put veggies and chicken on it and they'd all slide off.
hagenjustyn@reddit
Probably a vegan
Psychological-Lynx-3@reddit
That is a crazy looking pizza . At first it looked like a butchered lobster lol. This pizza does not look appetizing
Plannercat@reddit
They got ripped off.
Perfect-Ad-4819@reddit
“Iconic Check Your order was check by:” Reddit
Short-Ad1032@reddit
Sorry. I wish they hadn’t patronized your restaurant gave y’all their money for $1.20 of dough and sauce and $0.00’s worth of smarminess.
asphaltdragon@reddit
Had this happen when I worked at Pizza Hut. It was for his dog. Just a personal pan with nothing but sauce.
Rufusandronftw@reddit
They requested that? Bro that looks like a chair I’ve had
abstergail_finster@reddit
Eeeeyuck!
Aggressive_Room_8767@reddit
You’re part of the problem Dough
Straight-Disaster-80@reddit
Looks like terrible dough.
digitaldruglordx@reddit
some of us are allergic to dairy ):
KinklyGirl143@reddit
Maybe they had burrata for it at home, yum 🤤
Stinky_Peach@reddit
This pissed me off
cwal76@reddit
Why
Keanne224@reddit
This "pizza" some fuckass ordered @ my job
Kreason95@reddit
Oh you guys do lunchables crust
pastabluntji@reddit
Have none of you heard of a tomato slice? This is definitely a cook problem not a customer problem
ebk_errday@reddit
Cheese
Fuckass.
swiftrevoir@reddit
Thats just a red cracker.
PaxEthenica@reddit
Pizza with no cheese cam be delicious & refreshing. Due to a childhood allergy, it was how I grew up with pizza, & sometimes I'll order half cheeseless just to remember.
But this? WTF is this? A piss of sauce on a cracker, I see. I can feel a shard of this poking my cheek just looking at this. I run my tongue into my molars to dislodge compacted starch that isn't there. I know this will be as hard as a plaster moulding come the next morning!
TheVoidWithout@reddit
Where's the pizzaa?
Hungry-Driver-5915@reddit
I feel attacked😭
Jarbasaur@reddit
Really puts into sharp relief how shit the dough is. A proper dough and sauce would be supremely edible
ac_cossack@reddit
I feel like breadsticks with marinara sauce would be cheaper.
EvanHasReddit@reddit
This is a legit pizza order, Marinara pizza is a very popular menu item in Italy. It mainly lets the natural flavours of the tomato sauce shine. Though I have no idea what kind of pizza place this customer thought they were ordering from.
Honestbabe2021@reddit
This should be in pizza crimes. That pizza looks like shit.
TehZiiM@reddit
Dough with sauce? lol
jaegermini@reddit
The order... Not the problem with this 👀 checks notes.... 'pizza'... 🫠
Geta211@reddit
The price is the real crime here man
Resilient_Phenom@reddit
Prob a cloazky order
Silver_Breakfast7096@reddit
Some People can’t eat cheese. We would have a guy come in md order extra sauce, ground beef and veggies.
itzyabish@reddit
Bacon pizza no cheese is the best pizza that ever existed. Idk whoever or whatever did this it’s v sad
BarracudaFit8473@reddit
I waitress, I had a woman once want a pizza with NO sauce and pineapples
BestThingsComeinTwo@reddit
... i mean I grew up eating pizza with extra sauce, no cheese and pepperoni... its not THAT bad.
disposablehippo@reddit
That's a sandwich.
ConstantinValdor405@reddit
So back when I was in the army around 2001, my roommate couldn't have cheese. It was a trauma he went through so would throw up if he ate any.
One drunken night we called a local pizza place and ordered a cheese less pizza with tons of other toppings.
The manager had to come on the phone to make sure we weren't fucking with them. The toppings obviously fell off but it was still pretty good. We ended up ordering one whenever we got pizza from then on. The place knew us from that pizza alone.
Vontavius_Gentacity@reddit
people pay extra to get these wheels on their altimas, don’t talk shit
dijicaek@reddit
How do you fuck up bread with tomato sauce?
Candid_Purchase7986@reddit
My wife, then girlfriend, had me get this for her once; we had a positive pregnancy test the next day.
Chesterplayzgamez@reddit
Have them take that rock back to Pompeii where they found it
well-informedcitizen@reddit
Cheese
no cheese
SpareElevator1210@reddit
Did you leave a tip for that pile of yuck?
Nickyt0288@reddit
You’re bad at making pizza. I’ve had plenty of pizza without cheese. They don’t look like this.
brightheaded@reddit
Looks like apizza tomato pie but they didn’t put “extra sauce” and the guy making it wanted to teach them a lesson
madimadmoney@reddit
None Pizza Left Beef
quattroCrazy@reddit
When you were a child, you ate cheese pizza.
When a lactose intolerant child wants pizza and your fuckass “restaurant” doesn’t offer non-dairy cheese after it’s been available for several years, they have to eat this.
InsecOrBust@reddit
I know a Pizza Hut receipt when I see one
Upvotespoodles@reddit
Did you cook it wrong out of spite?
Glad-Situation8656@reddit
Beat me to it. Two wrongs don't make a right!
RickRossovich@reddit
Cheese
No cheese
Otsego89@reddit
Some old ass vampire ordered this the OG way.
kenzie42109@reddit
Thats how my mom still orders to be fair.
Otsego89@reddit
Every once in a while I go to this ugly but delicious beaut as well. Something about just a good tomato sauce, a good crust, and good basil and whatever other seasoning the house may or not use. Makes me more likely to reorder and try the works after.
NiceTrySuckaz@reddit
truly strange behavior
do you order burgers with just bun and ketchup just to see if you'll get "the works" next time and order some meat and cheese and veggies on it?
EmployerUpstairs8044@reddit
That's not the same as good sauce and pizza dough
kenzie42109@reddit
Not even close to the same. A pizza with just sauce and some basil is just an incredibly basic and boring pizza. While ketchup on a bun sounds like something a 5 year old would make.
IronPhoenix316@reddit
I mean, the crust and the sauce are main components in a pizza, and this is a good way to see how those are, especially if it's a new place.
Otsego89@reddit
I can see why it’s looked at as odd and how it could lead one to believe I would eat fried chicken batter by itself before I eat the whole fried chicken piece lol, but I don’t do that either. Just like a good crust/sauce mostly! 👌
Otsego89@reddit
I don’t eat buns, I just get a grilled veggie mix I make and lay the burger onto a bed of it, then dress it how I like after. Gone from 220 to 168 this morning the past year to get in better health.
Spiritual-Border2195@reddit
You're the fuckass not putting enough sauce on it.
Degenerate_Ape_92@reddit
Could have made it like this.
Fuckass.
GheezuzKuurihst@reddit
Looks like a horrendous base as well
lovescoffee@reddit
Put some pineapple on it
DarthJackie2021@reddit
This is why I always order with extra sauce with no cheese, otherwise they get stingy with it and make it dry as hell.
Ok_Drink_2498@reddit
The order is a legitimate pizza and a real thing
The execution is what’s horrible here
Junior_Custard_4311@reddit
What's the currency?
Rough-Echo-5193@reddit
Looks it got a skin graft
Zestyclose-Toe-8276@reddit
I get it...sometimes you just want pizza with not cheese on it
somestupidloser@reddit
ITT People have never seen a tomato pie before apparently. Well, a really shitty one at least.
oldbagofmarbles@reddit
I can smell the disappointment through the screen.
Maximum-Bake-6092@reddit
Drywall and pizza sauce? Odd combination.
ElderberryFar7120@reddit
That's the smallest medium pizza I've ever seen
Scythe351@reddit
That’s just absurd. Looks like they wanted chips with tomato sauce but also wanted to spend $20 on it. Is this the closest thing to a vegan option?
holliss@reddit
The issue isn't the type of pizza the customer asked for, it's how it was made.
ampdrool@reddit
This is not at all uncommon in Italy
UnhappyBrief6227@reddit
Lmaoooo
MatchaDoAboutNothing@reddit
They're probably allergic to dairy or vegan.
If you ever get a good one, marinara baked onto a good pizza crust is actually Hella good. This looks like it tastes like disappointment though.
kenzie42109@reddit
Op, how fucking hard is it not to burn some sauce? Like yall fucked up the most basic pizza ive ever seen 😭
NotTukTukPirate@reddit
It's called "leoparding" (charred spots or blisters) and it's a common characteristic of hand-tossed pizza...
GringyBanjo@reddit
Leoparding is supposed to be around the crust where the dough puffs up, not in the sauce while the crust is flat and pale as hell. You can get a good marinara with char spots, but it needs a better dough & more care than this
NotTukTukPirate@reddit
I was literally in Naples 2 weeks ago and even their pizza looked exactly like this.
PandaLover42@reddit
this is like the opposite of leoparding.
DePastelBrat@reddit
My son is autistic and this is the only way he will eat pizza.
CoatShirTie8828@reddit
Funny story involving this type of pizza. I ran food for a bowling alley, and had to run this pizza out to one of the lanes. The customers were African and offered to have me sit with them to eat, but it was a rush back at the cafe-I had to leave.
Maybe it was based on their diet-if it were a different venue, it'd be a middle finger to bruschetta.
Wide_Eggplant_1948@reddit
Pizza marinara is a thing. And when working with less ingredients, it really needs to be done right. There is no excuse for how that pizza crust looks. It looks like a low-quality frozen pizza that got freezer burn.
I'm lactose intolerant, but not terribly. I also know there are ethical issues with dairy. Sometimes I'll get pizza with cheese and sometimes I won't. Judging someone for that ain't right.
pamplemouss@reddit
Somehow the dough looks raw but the sauce is burnt
Wide_Eggplant_1948@reddit
Right? This isn't the customer's problem at all.
Painted-BIack-Roses@reddit
$18 for a burnt pizza, great job OP.
Ok_Distance_far@reddit
Basically bread sticks with sauce on. Quit being bitch ass's
ccReptilelord@reddit
Bread sticks with dipping marinara could have sufficed here, and probably cheaper. Cheesy breadsticks with dipping marinara... no, wait, we're just returning to pizza here.
Ok_Distance_far@reddit
Yeah. Try dietary restrictions and have compassion for why instead of normal
Version_Two@reddit
$17 holy moly
Blade_of_Onyx@reddit
Some people like simple shit sometimes. Unless they’re forcing it on you, what the fuck do you have to say about it? Did you try it? With the extra caramelization of the sauce without toppings, it may really be banging.
Material_Swan8005@reddit (OP)
Y'all, I didn't make the pizza, I box them. It was raw when I pulled it out of the oven the first time, and I don't price the food. Also, we serve bread sticks that are half the price & come with any sauce...
(And please quit tryna claim I'm attacking disabled ppl/ppl with conditions. This isn't a serious post, chill 😭)
Money-Ad7257@reddit
Do they give you any quality control responsibilities, or is your job strictly to place a pizza in a box and cut it?
Spacebotzero@reddit
A vegan pizza, perhaps?
Cole1064@reddit
What's a fuckass?
Lord-Black22@reddit
the worst part is that the base looks undercooked
neep_pie@reddit
Like someone had it delivered to your job or your job is making pizza?
Anyway…. At least put the sauce to the edges.
foodcooker@reddit
Anemic ass looking crust. You should be ashamed of yourself for serving this, not the guy who ordered it.
Laehioe_Tonttu@reddit
Straight to jail.
Jayeky@reddit
Low-Ad-8027@reddit
What “fuck ass” pizza place is this so I never go near it
KitchenMagician94@reddit
Indian people did this all the time when i worked at papa johns
CyborgMolitov@reddit
Cheese. Unlimited cheese! But no cheese
Lumpy_Trade_@reddit
Maybe they wanted Tomato Pie?
jkdess@reddit
as someone deathly allergic to milk I get it.
onerishieyed@reddit
Ni**a ordered a bread pie
GravyTrainComing@reddit
Oh no
IntoTheMystic05@reddit
Kojiro12@reddit
Why is a medium cheese pizza $17?
Jazzybbiguess@reddit
I actually eat cheeseless pizza, I don’t eat cheese it makes me sick, so I’ll get a pizza with green peppers, bacon, pepperoni, spinach, sometimes Italian sausage, and always extra sauce.
It’s a glorified breadstick with toppings, it’s so fucking good
Just because you’ve never tried it and it seems odd, doesn’t mean it’s bad.
TheJWal420@reddit
Theres zero chance I wouldn't send it back.
ItsJustAnotherVoice@reddit
So I cheese pizza, hold the cheese.
Mister_angel1@reddit
This is a normal pizza in Good Pizza Great Pizza
randyrandysonrandyso@reddit
im sure the "fuckass" customer is gonna appreciate a map of young earth for a pizza
Mostly_Apples@reddit
This pizza was going to be very fucked even with cheese. You can't cover all your pizza sins in cheese and call it a day. That crust looks like a dirty paper plate.
Alsweets0609@reddit
Is this just a breadstick pizza?
ohshit-cookies@reddit
I wonder if it's an uber glitch. I used to work at Starbucks and sometimes we would get a bizarre order like this. A latte with no milk. A white mocha with no white mocha. If we called the customer they were surprised by that. I would bet that's the case here.
Horror-Cow8404@reddit
Many such cases
HeatherMason0@reddit
Possibly trying to make something vegan?
Nate0110@reddit
We ordered a gluten free pizza from some place once, it was literally a tortilla with toppings on it and it cost 20 bucks
robotchicken007@reddit
Could be someone with an autistic child who only eats very specific things.
I’ve seen it happen.
Environmental-Ad8945@reddit
$19 for ts gotta be a crime
mynamesnotsnuffy@reddit
I bet it was either a kid, someone whos very high, or an enterprising person who has all the toppings and cheese they want at home, and will re-bake it to melt all those toppings together.
Dantes-Monkey@reddit
I love the title.
Fuck ass crunchy!
CreepyCaro68@reddit
My son used to love pizza with just sauce lol
hahagato@reddit
Reminds me of when I was a lot younger and dating a vegan guy and he was like I have to take you to this place that makes the BEST vegan pizza ever! And they bring it out and it’s just bread and tomato sauce and I’m like “…I don’t know what I expected…” I will say, the sauce was quite robust and well cooked. But I’m not a tomato sauce type of person so I didn’t really care for it.
hockeyrabbit@reddit
I order all of my pizzas like this. No cheese, just sauce and pepperoni. My roommate dubbed it the “flesh pizza” for presumably self-explanatory reasons.
Crocs_And_Stone@reddit
This is called the “I want a refund” special
sjam155@reddit
This is what I picture someone in another room shouting “PIZZA!!” angrily to someone on the other side of the house looks like, with a bunch of garbled white noise/static in the background
RlyRlyBigMan@reddit
This makes me want to send a pizza note : "Can you make it look shotty so I can post it on Reddit for karma?"
The pizza will probably still taste fine but that karma will be forever.
LegDayLass@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
coatedbraincells@reddit
Yo just go buy flat bread and a can of pizza sauce 😭
Ok-Fisherman-7514@reddit
Ngl I’d still eat that
FoldyHole@reddit
I’d eat it too, but I wouldn’t pay $20 for it.
recklessmess44@reddit
oh my god my boyfriend does this it drives me INSANE💀
RCJHGBR9989@reddit
Add it to the menu and call it “fuck ass pizza”
a1c0bb@reddit
i also ordered pizza like this when i was 6 years old
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Italy has declared war on your job