Each according to their needs and by their ability? So if AOC needs an expensive Cosmopolitan and Bernie gets a club soda, Bernie would pick up the tab for everyone because he is assured of having enough money for the rest of his life. Not rich but well off and in the twilight of life.
I know you’re saying this in jest, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Bernie did pick up the tab. It’s pretty common for elders & well-to-do folks to pick up the tab for the youngsters & lesser-to-dos.
I was actually kind of serious, just posed as a question because it seemed obvious. It’s not just the right thing to do, it’s the tl;dr of the communist manifesto.
Now wait, I was told acting like this was evil and would ruin the country. Bernie should've had the business waive the bill in exchange for political favors. Like a good capitalists in a healthy happy society.
Not at all. They're socialist leaders, and the bar owner is a capitalist who exploits the proletariat and steals the surplus value. He's lucky they don't send him to a gulag.
Same as paying for any politicians personal jet rides, golf games and the like. Let's look at positive political discussions...every other developed country has universal healthcare. Why can't America?
I wish, but it did give us to cover our kids until age 26 and preexisting conditions coverage. Universal healthcare in every other developed country in the world is free or affordable Healthcare depending on income. We just need everyone to be able to afford Healthcare on their income then it will be more truly universal.
I wouldn’t mind a hybrid system tbh, have a third party advisory board for prices and treatment standards. Reduce the billing and administrative burden for insurers and government because it creates perverse profit incentives.
But you’re right a coordinated universal system isn’t politically feasible here because the current corporatist model we have would make premiums go up through the roof. At the same time, plenty of drug makers and medical innovations happen here because of stronger market incentive and higher venture capital.
I’d say preventative health initiatives should increase to reduce actuarial burden, overall number of insurers should increase, and price transparency needs absolutely be up front.
It's wild to me I'm getting down voted in a group of supposed libertarians.
We need radical deregulation in the medical field. The government by creating burdensome regulations had essential drove out small practices and created these large corporate who are capable of navigating them. A quick Google search shows regulations cost heath care provides 39 billion dollars a year just in compliance alone. Imagine if you could be given the option to sell your Healthcare data for a reduced cost for your services instead of being bound by Hippa? It's hard to imagine what doesn't exist, but the markets are extremely efficient.
I also belive we need radical tort reform to reduce the legal burdens that health care providers face. It was hard to nail down a number for this, but I'm sure it's significant.
I always point to laser eye surgery as prime examples of how competition in heath care drive down the cost. The technology has improved drastically and the cost had remained relatively flat.
You are 100% correct. That goes for any elective surgery. Cosmetic surgery improves and drops in cost.
Anything the governed encourages goes up in price. Education, housing, etc. When you literally mandate everyone must buy something, the price is essentially infinite.
We’re closer to communism with our current system, and corporations trying to eliminate private ownership of housing.
You’re calling these people socialists like it’s an insult, but they’re trying to end corporate ownership and make private ownership of housing easier (which is very anti communism).
Eliminate private ownership = communism 101. How many people can afford a home in or around cities where they need to work to make a living. That’s what I thought lol
Blackrock and vanguard bank roll them and any politician that’ll create a beneficial situation for blackrock and vanguard other wise that’d be great plot point
Oh yeah for sure! Let me just spend a few hours to go get you 50+ links for each politician to donors pages, said companies subsidiary holdings, and super PAC info, since journalists don’t expose corruption any more and are complicit with their own biased organizations which are held by such companies as vanguard and blackrock, because I have nothing better to do than help you do your research for you. Learning is half the “fun”. I’m sure you can get there yourself.
"Umm do you have any proof that there are no aliens in xyz planet 3932 light years away? Because I tknow there are aliens on that planet and I must be given a nobel prize for this discovery 🤓☝️"
I was kind of having this argument the other day on here. The things that they represent and are trying to make happen via taxing billionaires is no worse than what we are currently doing with our taxes. Capitalism has proven to be just as evil.
Capitalism, the right of private ownership and ability to profit off your labor, has not failed us. What has failed us is that at some point we went from Capitalism to Crony Capitalism, where the people who get elected to represent the people end up representing whoever is willing to bribe them. It's not a problem with the system of government. It's a problem with the fact that the ones who are most likely to take bribes are the ones who will go out of their way to get into positions of power where they can be bribed.
I don’t disagree with you and this is often what I say , it’s crony capitalism! But just for the sake of argument, any system that can be manipulated so easily at such a level where so many can be exploited is arguably a bad system.
But I suppose humans will find a way to fuck anything up
It's kinda what we do best. We can't leave well enough alone. That's why every known System that has ever been tried has, at some point, diverted from whatever altruistic goal it might've had to a self serving machine of greed and graft.
That's a problem with the government. Be mad at the companies if you want, but i bet you claim as many deductions as you can every year as well. It's not them taking your money.
I agree, with them using $20+ billion in subsidies and Chip Loans, supported by taxation on the American people. So, now we the people pay for their means of production and still have to pay for the beer they drank. 😂
You really think the “one racist joke you heard one time” is “the joke”? I’ve got bad news… it’s one of many all of which are just shitty racist joke. You can literally make them up about any race or stereotype, in fact it’s very easy which is why dumb racists can do it effortlessly.
No you’re still not getting it. That’s not the “original” it’s not “based on” anything. That’s just the first one you heard…
An Italian, an Irishman and a Mexican walk into a bar…
An American, an Italian and a chinaman are standing on a…
A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar…
It’s literally just basic middle school edgelord racist humor, there’s not some “legendary old joke” that “you wouldn’t get because you’re offended” it’s just straight up run of the mill racism and it’s maybe funny 5% of the time. Whatever you think your joke this format is “based” on isn’t the original, it’s just some racist shit your dad or grandpa or middle school friends put their most hated races spin on.
What isn’t calm about avoiding work and scrolling reddit?
You literally said it’s a play on “this old joke” in at least 3 other comments… sort of seems like you think it’s a really funny joke the way you keep defending it?
They each stand up, one at a time after their meals, pound the table explaining how the ability to walk into any place of business and patronize them is a human right and that the food bills are an example of oppression and how people cannot survive.
They pound the table a little bit more before telling the restaurant and the fellow patronizers - And so we will ALL finish our meals and explain to the restaurant they are lucky to have us in their establishment and everybody's bills can be split up at the end of the day and charged to the citizens of the township/borough/city.
Or, better yet, you pay what you can. Whether it is $20 or .20!
Cult classic. There's a lot of "And" and "but" in Catholicism. "You can get to heaven if you believe the Bible. AND do xyz" or you can be forgiven if you believe the Bible, BUT..." or hey little boy you can be special, so give me that Butt...." any faith that ads and or but to Bible is kind basically a cult.
The adds and buts refer to additional conditions and requirements for heaven, ie. unforgivable sins like murder. Theoretically a protestant can commit murder, repent, and still get in. Other religions ADD other requirements to the equation; works, money, magic underwear etc
Muslims don't drink. So that's out. Not gonna say anything about the Jew. But Latinas will cut a mofo if they don't act right. So my guess is they all turn around and leave to some coffee shop where they will have civil discourse about the state of the tropical rainforest. Our tax dollars foot the bill.
Or maybe some libertarian principles and some democratic socialist principles are good and maybe even complimentary? Maybe some nuance is worth consideration instead of being beholden purely to any one ideology? Maybe, just maybe.
why is the 3rd one not a christian?
and also holy... the left take over is real in this comment section, they forgot to pretend they are libertarians huh
Tesla and the boring company walk into a bar. They tell the other patreons if they pay their bill then next week they promise to give them a new beer that tastes better than anything and a mug that will stay cold with the click of a button. They will even be able to refill the mug automatically. The next week Tesla and the boring company come back saying hiccups have happened but definitely next week. Just pay for their drinks this week. The patreons agree. Then Tesla gives the bartender some money in exchange to his bill on the patreons tab. The end.
We all pay comrade, they give a dollar each, the rest of the bar gives a dollar each and the bar own gives a dollar for every person that orders a beer.
These posts overwhelm the narrative that rich people become rich by spending other people's money as much as they possibly can. They pull the spotlight from the plethora of industries that privatize the profits and socialize the losses.
I had someone call me out here on reddit because I am a libertarian who would date trans women. 'How could you support trumps policies!?!?!'
Well AOC needs to leave the dems. She will never rise to her potential while saying things along the lines that politicians shouldn't be able to trade stock while in offices. The other two are complete grifters, but I think once she stops catering to idiots and realizes there's actual good in some of the things she believes in, she could be like Lieberman once was
That chick is only ethnically Latina, because not a single one of my fellow Latin Americans are supporting socialism after what it has done to our continent
staceyatlas@reddit
Wouldn’t 3 socialists split the bill?
Liberty-Cookies@reddit
Each according to their needs and by their ability? So if AOC needs an expensive Cosmopolitan and Bernie gets a club soda, Bernie would pick up the tab for everyone because he is assured of having enough money for the rest of his life. Not rich but well off and in the twilight of life.
WanaBeMillionare@reddit
Now you're just proving aoc right
JBinSF@reddit
I know you’re saying this in jest, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Bernie did pick up the tab. It’s pretty common for elders & well-to-do folks to pick up the tab for the youngsters & lesser-to-dos.
Liberty-Cookies@reddit
I was actually kind of serious, just posed as a question because it seemed obvious. It’s not just the right thing to do, it’s the tl;dr of the communist manifesto.
Cytothesis@reddit
Now wait, I was told acting like this was evil and would ruin the country. Bernie should've had the business waive the bill in exchange for political favors. Like a good capitalists in a healthy happy society.
Professor_Doodles@reddit
The drinks are free but there’s a steep cover charge that they split based on income.
LongBit@reddit
They would ask the taxpayers to pay their bill.
hardsoft@reddit
Yeah "work" related meeting
Atheist_Republican@reddit
That analogy only works if the taxpayers also go to the bar.
Sword0fTheStorm@reddit
So they wouldn't ask the taxpayers to fund public colleges, even if some don't go to college?
Monsterpiece42@reddit
Just like we all hope to not have fires, but some do. And everyone is better off for us being ready to extinguish those fires when they happen.
A healthy community benefits everyone.
White_C4@reddit
Except that in reality, taxpayers don't have a say in where the money should go.
foley800@reddit
No, they would skip out on the bill, because the owner should give it to them for free, instead of making money off of them since he could afford it!
smooth-move-ferguson@reddit
Yeah with the bartender
ElLicenciadoPena@reddit
Not at all. They're socialist leaders, and the bar owner is a capitalist who exploits the proletariat and steals the surplus value. He's lucky they don't send him to a gulag.
Frenzy_MacKenzie@reddit
With everyone in the bar.
StringFellowHawk-@reddit
No they wouldn't, because they expect the person next to them that has more money too. ....🤣🤣🤣
Rojeitor@reddit
And their salary is paid by...?
Sittes@reddit
Their employer?
Rojeitor@reddit
They work for the state how dumb can you be
Sittes@reddit
So... the state is their employer? Are you dense?
JestFlamez@reddit
I guarantee you he had not thought that far ahead.
crusadersouthern@reddit
The jew wouldn't want to split
Pkmn_Gold@reddit
xD Jew cheap
danneskjold85@reddit
Not necessarily. They may require the business owner to pay for some or all of it, and even punish him for daring to profit.
ZEALOUS_RHINO@reddit
they would split the bill amongst everybody at the bar
d0nt_eat_that@reddit
good point. some people dont think to well
CaptainRogers1226@reddit
No, but they might think too well
yellochocomo@reddit
No they encourage their constituents to
chicagogirlchy21@reddit
Same as paying for any politicians personal jet rides, golf games and the like. Let's look at positive political discussions...every other developed country has universal healthcare. Why can't America?
prometheus_winced@reddit
I thought that’s exactly what the ACA gave us.
chicagogirlchy21@reddit
I wish, but it did give us to cover our kids until age 26 and preexisting conditions coverage. Universal healthcare in every other developed country in the world is free or affordable Healthcare depending on income. We just need everyone to be able to afford Healthcare on their income then it will be more truly universal.
Buffalo48@reddit
Because heath care is a commodity not a right. The country is too large and to diverse to be practical.
stilt0n@reddit
I can’t believe you’re being downvoted either Pack it up and move to r/anarcho_capitalism this place is done
SergTheSerious@reddit
I wouldn’t mind a hybrid system tbh, have a third party advisory board for prices and treatment standards. Reduce the billing and administrative burden for insurers and government because it creates perverse profit incentives.
But you’re right a coordinated universal system isn’t politically feasible here because the current corporatist model we have would make premiums go up through the roof. At the same time, plenty of drug makers and medical innovations happen here because of stronger market incentive and higher venture capital.
I’d say preventative health initiatives should increase to reduce actuarial burden, overall number of insurers should increase, and price transparency needs absolutely be up front.
Buffalo48@reddit
It's wild to me I'm getting down voted in a group of supposed libertarians.
We need radical deregulation in the medical field. The government by creating burdensome regulations had essential drove out small practices and created these large corporate who are capable of navigating them. A quick Google search shows regulations cost heath care provides 39 billion dollars a year just in compliance alone. Imagine if you could be given the option to sell your Healthcare data for a reduced cost for your services instead of being bound by Hippa? It's hard to imagine what doesn't exist, but the markets are extremely efficient.
I also belive we need radical tort reform to reduce the legal burdens that health care providers face. It was hard to nail down a number for this, but I'm sure it's significant.
I always point to laser eye surgery as prime examples of how competition in heath care drive down the cost. The technology has improved drastically and the cost had remained relatively flat.
prometheus_winced@reddit
You are 100% correct. That goes for any elective surgery. Cosmetic surgery improves and drops in cost.
Anything the governed encourages goes up in price. Education, housing, etc. When you literally mandate everyone must buy something, the price is essentially infinite.
EngineerTrue5658@reddit
The generational wealth they gained through capitalism.
CommunicationSea3665@reddit
Tax payers
Stallone_Jones@reddit
If you think these three are the problem in our corrupt-ass government, you might actually be part of the real problem
ProbablyCamping@reddit
We’re closer to communism with our current system, and corporations trying to eliminate private ownership of housing.
You’re calling these people socialists like it’s an insult, but they’re trying to end corporate ownership and make private ownership of housing easier (which is very anti communism).
Eliminate private ownership = communism 101. How many people can afford a home in or around cities where they need to work to make a living. That’s what I thought lol
OJ241@reddit
Blackrock and vanguard bank roll them and any politician that’ll create a beneficial situation for blackrock and vanguard other wise that’d be great plot point
JaSper-percabeth@reddit
Blackrock and Vanguard backroll them? Really? Any source?
OJ241@reddit
Oh yeah for sure! Let me just spend a few hours to go get you 50+ links for each politician to donors pages, said companies subsidiary holdings, and super PAC info, since journalists don’t expose corruption any more and are complicit with their own biased organizations which are held by such companies as vanguard and blackrock, because I have nothing better to do than help you do your research for you. Learning is half the “fun”. I’m sure you can get there yourself.
JaSper-percabeth@reddit
Maybe don't make claims that you can't back up with evidence from next time?
OJ241@reddit
Do you have any supporting evidence that proves my statement incorrect?
JaSper-percabeth@reddit
Burden of evidence lies on the claimant lmao
"Umm do you have any proof that there are no aliens in xyz planet 3932 light years away? Because I tknow there are aliens on that planet and I must be given a nobel prize for this discovery 🤓☝️"
OJ241@reddit
You’re so smart 👍 god I want to be just like you
Stallone_Jones@reddit
They’re not geniuses, just smarter than you.
FamousLastName@reddit
I was kind of having this argument the other day on here. The things that they represent and are trying to make happen via taxing billionaires is no worse than what we are currently doing with our taxes. Capitalism has proven to be just as evil.
4kBeard@reddit
Capitalism, the right of private ownership and ability to profit off your labor, has not failed us. What has failed us is that at some point we went from Capitalism to Crony Capitalism, where the people who get elected to represent the people end up representing whoever is willing to bribe them. It's not a problem with the system of government. It's a problem with the fact that the ones who are most likely to take bribes are the ones who will go out of their way to get into positions of power where they can be bribed.
FamousLastName@reddit
I don’t disagree with you and this is often what I say , it’s crony capitalism! But just for the sake of argument, any system that can be manipulated so easily at such a level where so many can be exploited is arguably a bad system.
But I suppose humans will find a way to fuck anything up
4kBeard@reddit
It's kinda what we do best. We can't leave well enough alone. That's why every known System that has ever been tried has, at some point, diverted from whatever altruistic goal it might've had to a self serving machine of greed and graft.
lostcause412@reddit
Whats their plan to make private home ownership easier? I'm sure it involves subsidies
prometheus_winced@reddit
What percentage of single family homes is owned by corporations?
Jaicar889@reddit
Its an insult...
beershitz@reddit
There’s a pretty clear distinction between trust busting / government forced deconsolidation vs socializing industries
gspenco@reddit
All 3
thegoatscrotum-91@reddit
We are
fw2fngrs@reddit
Amazon, Intel, General Motors, and Ford walk into a bar. Whos paying the bill? Hint, the American people.
zekesnack@reddit
Wasn't ford the only one of the big three that didn't end up with a bailout?
bastiat_was_right@reddit
They are the ones producing the beer.
Calm_Aardvark_7269@reddit
I don't like those companies at al.
Crazy that capitalism gets downvoted in this sub though. I wonder how many downvoters have retirement accounts..
jg379@reddit
Those companies thrive off of government subsidies and other forms of assistance, which isn't libertarian in the least.
Calm_Aardvark_7269@reddit
That's a problem with the government. Be mad at the companies if you want, but i bet you claim as many deductions as you can every year as well. It's not them taking your money.
Jaicar889@reddit
Even in the nost conservative subreddit the left still the vast majority of reddit lol. Doesnt expect too much here ...
fw2fngrs@reddit
I agree, with them using $20+ billion in subsidies and Chip Loans, supported by taxation on the American people. So, now we the people pay for their means of production and still have to pay for the beer they drank. 😂
gpcyan3@reddit
This guy gets it.
canunu1@reddit
The proletariat obviously
andreas713@reddit
Sad but true.
Short-Exercise-8374@reddit
Regardless, they can pay with their $2000 Trump Tarrif check and $5000 Trump DOGE check when they get here.
strawberryspacecat@reddit
What do their religions/ethnicity have to do with anything?
lostcause412@reddit
Have you never heard the old joke before?
strawberryspacecat@reddit
I guess not. What’s the punchline?
lostcause412@reddit
I'm sure you and many others here would find it offensive, forget it.
Coga_Blue@reddit
You really think the “one racist joke you heard one time” is “the joke”? I’ve got bad news… it’s one of many all of which are just shitty racist joke. You can literally make them up about any race or stereotype, in fact it’s very easy which is why dumb racists can do it effortlessly.
lostcause412@reddit
Yeah, i agree. It's easy to make jokes about stereotypes. They are funny because they are usually true and can be applied to any race.
It's based on the old joke, a jew a black guy, and a Mexican walk into a bar...
Coga_Blue@reddit
No you’re still not getting it. That’s not the “original” it’s not “based on” anything. That’s just the first one you heard…
An Italian, an Irishman and a Mexican walk into a bar…
An American, an Italian and a chinaman are standing on a…
A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar…
It’s literally just basic middle school edgelord racist humor, there’s not some “legendary old joke” that “you wouldn’t get because you’re offended” it’s just straight up run of the mill racism and it’s maybe funny 5% of the time. Whatever you think your joke this format is “based” on isn’t the original, it’s just some racist shit your dad or grandpa or middle school friends put their most hated races spin on.
lostcause412@reddit
Yes, those are all a play on the same type of joke. I get it lol ive heard many like it, I never said it was legendary.
Calm down.
Coga_Blue@reddit
What isn’t calm about avoiding work and scrolling reddit?
You literally said it’s a play on “this old joke” in at least 3 other comments… sort of seems like you think it’s a really funny joke the way you keep defending it?
lostcause412@reddit
Yes, it's funny. What's your point?
Coga_Blue@reddit
It’s not funny. It’s unoriginal, childish, hack shit. Get better material.
lostcause412@reddit
👍
strawberryspacecat@reddit
I mean what’s it to you if I get offended lol. I promise I won’t cuss you out. I’m just curious cuz I seriously don’t get it
maestrosouth@reddit
Pffft. How else do you make a racist joke?
No-Customer7572@reddit
Muslims don’t drink, and AOC is a bartender so she probably has a hook up to get Bernie’s drink for Free.
Leather-Application7@reddit
The taxpayer and unforseen generations.
PlsStopAndThinkFirst@reddit
They each stand up, one at a time after their meals, pound the table explaining how the ability to walk into any place of business and patronize them is a human right and that the food bills are an example of oppression and how people cannot survive.
They pound the table a little bit more before telling the restaurant and the fellow patronizers - And so we will ALL finish our meals and explain to the restaurant they are lucky to have us in their establishment and everybody's bills can be split up at the end of the day and charged to the citizens of the township/borough/city.
Or, better yet, you pay what you can. Whether it is $20 or .20!
justingolden21@reddit
Screw the identity crap.
3 socialists walk into a bar. They're all horrible. For their beliefs not their identity.
KingJeremy94@reddit
The tax payers 🙄
karlosxantana@reddit
its gonna be so terrifying when some of the economically vulnerable get food to pay for their children. its so fucking scary. the dems amirite??
Oddball369@reddit
The deliberate use of "Latina" over "Christian" should tell you all you need to know
leviathan-Web8542@reddit
She is not a christian she is a secular or atheist
maestrosouth@reddit
Are Catholics Christians is an oldy but goody.
Yeoshua82@reddit
Cult classic. There's a lot of "And" and "but" in Catholicism. "You can get to heaven if you believe the Bible. AND do xyz" or you can be forgiven if you believe the Bible, BUT..." or hey little boy you can be special, so give me that Butt...." any faith that ads and or but to Bible is kind basically a cult.
even_less_resistance@reddit
which one doesn’t?
Yeoshua82@reddit
I've been to a few nondenominational churches that didn't add anything. Mostly I just avoid religion and practice faith
even_less_resistance@reddit
how are you supposed to read the bible and understand it without “adding” anything? especially in a modern context??
maestrosouth@reddit
The adds and buts refer to additional conditions and requirements for heaven, ie. unforgivable sins like murder. Theoretically a protestant can commit murder, repent, and still get in. Other religions ADD other requirements to the equation; works, money, magic underwear etc
Monsterpiece42@reddit
Pfft the Bible taught me internet safety.
TanAndTallLady@reddit
Therefore, take what OP is saying... A lot of these denominations out here are basically cults
lostcause412@reddit
That it's a funny joke based on race?
torinato@reddit
So the is joke that latinas are broke or cheap?
lostcause412@reddit
No. That's not the joke.
The original joke goes a black guy, a Mexican and a jew walk into a bar... I won't finish it because people here seem to get offended easily.
This one just added socialists.
maestrosouth@reddit
She is Catholic, if that helps.
Grayman1120@reddit
They split the bill but pay 3 times as much due to government inefficiency
ethicacious@reddit
Is the Latina not Christian?
TruckersAreBored@reddit
Us, the taxpayers..
tastykake1@reddit
Liquor is a human right. Liquor should be free.
Sons_of_Thunder_@reddit
Muslim, Jewish.... and a Latina?
LateRemote7287@reddit
The religion of peace
viridi-amator@reddit
They're paying for themselves because they know splitting it would make it unfair if one of them ordered something a bit more expensive.
Yet they still think socialism works.
XenuPintrestWarrior@reddit
Muslims don't drink. So that's out. Not gonna say anything about the Jew. But Latinas will cut a mofo if they don't act right. So my guess is they all turn around and leave to some coffee shop where they will have civil discourse about the state of the tropical rainforest. Our tax dollars foot the bill.
discxjack@reddit
No one. Because they will order water and sit at the largest table ordering nothing off the menu for 4 hours and then leave…
lovesbigpolar@reddit
And not tip the waiter.
GreatStreetsFighter@reddit
Or maybe some libertarian principles and some democratic socialist principles are good and maybe even complimentary? Maybe some nuance is worth consideration instead of being beholden purely to any one ideology? Maybe, just maybe.
CORRUPT27@reddit
Divided equaly
Hot-Pineapple-1995@reddit
We are. We will all evidently pay for their bad choices and policies! The drink is on the house.
Garandpinky9@reddit
The tax payers
aronoff@reddit
This party is embarrassing
ambivalent_crow@reddit
You comrade, you pay the bill.
Is_This_Real_Life_82@reddit
Trick question. There is no bill…
ZurdoFTW@reddit
Not the j*w
ElLicenciadoPena@reddit
ReverendSerenity@reddit
why is the 3rd one not a christian? and also holy... the left take over is real in this comment section, they forgot to pretend they are libertarians huh
mrdat@reddit
Their own bills and offer to help others in need.
ReverendSerenity@reddit
LMAO
Trinityriverlookout@reddit
Yo what the fuck
not_today_thank@reddit
The taxpayer.
xKingofDaNorthx@reddit
Tax payers
kvakerok_v2@reddit
Taxpayers obviously
smallvillechef@reddit
Bernie would buy the kids whatever.
Direct_Practice_7105@reddit
Muslim walks into the bar
Modern_Troubadour@reddit
From each who has the ability to buy a round, to each who needs a beer
thegreatasura@reddit
The bar is owned by Jewish socialist so obviously other two will split the bill
p1ayernotfound@reddit
That's the neat part, nobody will
ruffus_or@reddit
No one. They are just gonna sit there, order nothing, use the place resources, and leave.
NotTheOnlyGamer@reddit
The old millionaire with two houses, hopefully.
PM_ME_YUR_S3CRETS@reddit
Tesla and the boring company walk into a bar. They tell the other patreons if they pay their bill then next week they promise to give them a new beer that tastes better than anything and a mug that will stay cold with the click of a button. They will even be able to refill the mug automatically. The next week Tesla and the boring company come back saying hiccups have happened but definitely next week. Just pay for their drinks this week. The patreons agree. Then Tesla gives the bartender some money in exchange to his bill on the patreons tab. The end.
Sidetracker@reddit
What bill? It's a government bar and everyone drinks for free! Socialism is magic.
defw@reddit
The Chinese
darknight9064@reddit
We all pay comrade, they give a dollar each, the rest of the bar gives a dollar each and the bar own gives a dollar for every person that orders a beer.
i_sell_branches@reddit
Is this funny? Lol
darknight9064@reddit
I forget Reddit can’t read sarcasm.
i_sell_branches@reddit
B-but Poe's Law 🥲
darknight9064@reddit
I mean we’re in a libertarian sub. I’d be more shocked to see someone genuinely mean this.
i_sell_branches@reddit
I mean,Yeah so would I, but not just in this sub. I dont think commies believe it either. Thats why I didnt get it
Reasoable-Cream7514@reddit
Taxpayers!🤣
stilt0n@reddit
You are !
maestrosouth@reddit
Surprisingly none of them have campaigned on Free Alcohol for All.
shuaaaa@reddit
Hey u/Subject_Listen8319, what’s the punchline I don’t get it
maestrosouth@reddit
Who’s paying? We are.
GUHtist@reddit
We are comrades
JablesRadio@reddit
These are the people that destroy the western 1st world.
uhnwi@reddit
You.
Im_A_Real_Boy1@reddit
Taxpayers
Just_Tie_7693@reddit
Lmao
GuyFromYr2095@reddit
The would reduce the bill and the every gets cheaper beer
r0nson@reddit
These posts overwhelm the narrative that rich people become rich by spending other people's money as much as they possibly can. They pull the spotlight from the plethora of industries that privatize the profits and socialize the losses.
bark-wank@reddit
The American Taxpayer!
TXPromoGuy@reddit
Isn’t it going to be”trickle down” from the billionaire tax breaks? That’s been the GOP plan for years.
moongypsy713@reddit
You are!!
Nolobrown@reddit
Us
mpcxl2500@reddit
Do you truly beliwvw these ppl don’t believe in free enterprise?
LoisandClaire@reddit
Taxpayer & the bar if it's a small business
MetalheadGator@reddit
the same people who are paying for Israel's ethnic cleansing.... the American taxpayer.
glitchmaster099@reddit
The Muslim won't drink, the latina will nag the socialist into paying and the socialist pays with the Muslims card.
SgtJayM@reddit
You’re paying the bill, of course.
NatashaxKaur@reddit
Their grassroots campaign contributions.
FrodoBaggins5008@reddit
Taxpayers
pfurlan25@reddit
My guess is they all pay for their own bill.
CLUTCH3R@reddit
Taxpayers
TheOverthinkingDude@reddit
Facts!
castingcoucher123@reddit
I had someone call me out here on reddit because I am a libertarian who would date trans women. 'How could you support trumps policies!?!?!'
Well AOC needs to leave the dems. She will never rise to her potential while saying things along the lines that politicians shouldn't be able to trade stock while in offices. The other two are complete grifters, but I think once she stops catering to idiots and realizes there's actual good in some of the things she believes in, she could be like Lieberman once was
humannissanaltima@reddit
JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, and Wells Fargo walk into a bar and orders drinks for everyone but can’t pay the tab. Who pays the bill?
bootywizrd@reddit
The taxpayers!
allsunny@reddit
The American people.
Aridor2003@reddit
the tax payer?
SupportSad9568@reddit
Of course the tax payers.
Subject_Listen8319@reddit (OP)
Or maybe the bar is state owned, so drinks are free
Skrelp69@reddit
Elon musk
UsedWoodpecker8612@reddit
America
Azurealy@reddit
The tax payers
HB247@reddit
Oligarchs.
mack_dd@reddit
Well, one is an "empowered" female and one is a J. O. O. So.
Also, only fitting that the one who doesnt drink would be the one expected to pay to carry the other two.
DanOhMiiite@reddit
Victory Gin is always free
Ricochet_skin@reddit
That chick is only ethnically Latina, because not a single one of my fellow Latin Americans are supporting socialism after what it has done to our continent
-MerlinMonroe-@reddit
The joke would read better if you kept the set up consistent. AOC’s should be “Christian socialist”
GearJunkie82@reddit
The middleclass
SpiritualEnemas@reddit
We are, obviously
Crazy_names@reddit
Tax payers probably
Babylon_Fallz@reddit
Aren't we currently paying for more bills already?
SubagonDriver@reddit
What does any of that have to do with being Muslim? Seems you may need to get a wee bit educated on some things.
NapsaurusRex@reddit
This is a poorly trained bot
SubagonDriver@reddit
Interesting thought
SubagonDriver@reddit
Or Jewish, or Latina? Failed to fully address all aspects. I own that.
fpe93@reddit
Is the government paying the bill ?
More-Hovercraft-1669@reddit
not me
pendehoes@reddit
Probably Bernie he is worth millions
motosandguns@reddit
You are
Same-Cabinet4193@reddit
they will take money at gunpoint from someone else to pay for the meal
UsuarioDiMarroni@reddit
Us!
CrashInto_MyArms@reddit
Whitey