I always think bases on 8 000 000 000 people on this planet, if there is a one percent of one percent of chance this happening...it happened 8000 times
Except the arrest part. There was a quaydarius Davis arrested for domestic abuse this year, but in April tho and nowhere do they mention who the victim was.
"Verisimilitude" is the term you're looking for. It's a stupid word, but its english meaning is veri simili tu de latin spelling so it stuck in my brain and now it's stuck in yours.
What a waste of potential. 4 star high school football star, kicked off his college team last year for breaking the team rules, and now this. Absolute waste of life
He didn't get fired he got laughed out the office because everyone with testosterone roasted him for being such a failure of a father for letting this happen
I mean, the article says he broke into the victims apartment, and the 4chin story at least heavily implies that the child is still living with their parents.
I'd wager a good chunk of money that it's fake, with the exception of someone with that name getting arrested for DV.
I like how they have details they could only have if they were literally in someone else's home 24/7, making it blatantly fabricated. They don't even try half the time
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/4chan
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
fake: because obviously. even the "look it up it's true!" evidence doesn't line up
gay: anon is obsessed and writing short stories about bio men fucking each other.
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Nah this shit is too specific. It reads like my buddy at work telling a story about his neighbor, plus the photo is there to support. I'm going with real and gay
The photo is old and has been circulating around the internet for ages. The story is way too specific and read like some basement dwellers fantasy. The only thing missing is he didn’t add some line about the wife cucking the dad.
So basically, a football player, possibly already with CTE, gets arrested for domestic violence, which has never, ever happened before, and chuds, who already think about trans girls literally every minute of their waking day, lose their minds about it because it's a trans girl, and the guy is black.
The girl is internet famous, mostly in chud circles, and some chud writes some pol-tier slash/fic for incels about how the girl's dad, who is also internet famous in chud circles, is supposedly in financial strife, and this is somehow gleefully associated with having a trans daughter who was in an interracial relationship.
Chud just wandered in from the cold to learn all about the girl, and all about her life, and even somehow knows all about what sounds the dad can hear from her bedroom, and how it psychologically effects him.
Really makes you think (about trans people) really activates your almonds.
who tf is she?? i might be terminally online but all the trans people i ever hear about are either pornstars or OF creators, and based on the pic it just looks like an average boy with makeup
Anyway, through about 30 seconds it seems this a 7 year old.post from the MtF sub. The account hasn't been active in 5 years. Is this person Internet famous or are you just assuming this? Seems like a random video some asshole used to create a story.
FailosoRaptor@reddit
Be me.
Don't constantly think about trans people, black people, other people having sex.
Don't get made at fabricated stories online like some idiot.
Life is fine.
Vulpes_Lourens@reddit
Not arguing with strangers online should be so boring
123noodle@reddit
Unfortunately the open wound getting infected is a real thing.
Trans is totally not a mental illness btw
evermuzik@reddit
based and normalpilled
Automatic_Humor_8167@reddit
your life sucks ass shut up
FiddlesUrDiddles@reddit
I am mentally ill, but posts like this remind me it's pretty mild comparatively
Vulpes_Lourens@reddit
You are pretty mid at mental illnesses then
Spirited-Away4215@reddit
its humbling isnt it
Zeus1131@reddit
I regret having eyes
11freebird@reddit
There is a 0% chance this shit is real
Pitiful_Special_8745@reddit
I always think bases on 8 000 000 000 people on this planet, if there is a one percent of one percent of chance this happening...it happened 8000 times
So yes. It happened.
thebestdecisionever@reddit
You can't be serious with your math here, right?
Monsieur-Lemon@reddit
Except the arrest part. There was a quaydarius Davis arrested for domestic abuse this year, but in April tho and nowhere do they mention who the victim was.
PlantObjective8918@reddit
Her name is Ja'Yunna Monae
CrusaderDogeAnon@reddit
Sounds like she's Sangheili.
PlantObjective8918@reddit
She from Kepler-22b
yoursecretsantadude@reddit
Sounds like she's Irish.
FormerlyWrangler@reddit
There's an article in Hindustan Times with her picture. She is a proud black womxn.
Less-Damage-1202@reddit
They do mention the victim on many different sites. But its not who this post claims it is. Its his ex gf, a black woman...
OldManChino@reddit
Very real and very straight
lamblamb65@reddit
This fake but also, this real
4ssp@reddit
"I know this story is fake but it feels like it should be real" - utterly deranged no lifer.
Rick-Prime@reddit
"Verisimilitude" is the term you're looking for. It's a stupid word, but its english meaning is veri simili tu de latin spelling so it stuck in my brain and now it's stuck in yours.
ThexanR@reddit
Imagine how mentally ill you have to be to make shit up like this about people you don’t know.
StatsDontLie88@reddit
damn, this confirms some theories about why small hats are pushing this lifestyle so hard lol
Bum_King@reddit
The bait was obvious, and you gobbled it up anyways
StatsDontLie88@reddit
nope, saw it miles away, decided to go along to see how many upvote I'd get for writing "le Juice bad"
all you ever read in this sub are stories of artistic falsehood and schizophrenia rambling (this comment included)
philmarcracken@reddit
perception is reality
I_Never_Use_Slash_S@reddit
The post is irrelevant to Statsdontlie88, they were gonna post blaming Jewish people no matter what the original post was about.
Bum_King@reddit
I’m sure 88 is just the year he was born and that he has some very sensible ideas. Maybe we should hear him out.
kapaipiekai@reddit
As a statistical analyst I'm excited to learn more
Autisticus@reddit
Literally untrue. "Haha the millionaire is gonna work an auto parts store in the next city while trying to pay for a million dollar lifestyle"
At least TRY to compose bait
New_Country_1245@reddit
Giwtwm
xXHalalManXx@reddit
This is just as funny as the time some guy posted about doing fent at a Chuck E. Cheese
LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE@reddit
ok i have a question too. why the fuck should i care?
mrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnm@reddit
Imterdesting
Janiy@reddit
What a waste of potential. 4 star high school football star, kicked off his college team last year for breaking the team rules, and now this. Absolute waste of life
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/quaydarius-davis-arrest-video-viral-domestic-violence-charge/287-5179cb1b-ac81-446f-bbf9-bb4101051fda
MillenniumBattalion@reddit
Lol
LowOwl4312@reddit
why did he get fired for having a trans daughter?
heckmeck_mz@reddit
Why not?
Count_de_Mits@reddit
Because getting fired for that even in the Trump era is certain to bring shitstorm of bad publicity and lawsuits of epic proportions
stridernfs@reddit
At an investment firm? Good luck with that. That sort of response is why trans people do not get promoted or hired.
Phteven_j@reddit
Why not isn’t a reason.
420CowboyTrashGoblin@reddit
He didn't, the chud is a fictitious author, he's writing chud fanfic for IRL trans people, because that's his weirdo fetish.
KankleSlap@reddit
I think that's just the posters fantasy
SpitOnRedditMods@reddit
He didn't get fired he got laughed out the office because everyone with testosterone roasted him for being such a failure of a father for letting this happen
Sixftdeeep2@reddit
https://www.kplctv.com/2025/04/13/former-southern-football-player-arrested-domestic-abuse-charges-after-video-posted-online/?outputType=amp
Maybe a fake story written in reverse but still funny
Aardvark_Man@reddit
I mean, the article says he broke into the victims apartment, and the 4chin story at least heavily implies that the child is still living with their parents.
I'd wager a good chunk of money that it's fake, with the exception of someone with that name getting arrested for DV.
pm_me_your_weed_pls@reddit
This has to be anon's fantasy this is specific as hell
monsterbot314@reddit
I , too , can barely afford my 800k home while working at auto zone….hard times……
AlwaysDeath@reddit
Seems more like a 4chan wet dream than a real story
SkizerzTheAlmighty@reddit
I like how they have details they could only have if they were literally in someone else's home 24/7, making it blatantly fabricated. They don't even try half the time
OffTheRedSand@reddit
im surpried no one in the comments has done this already? but
fake: because obviously. even the "look it up it's true!" evidence doesn't line up
gay: anon is obsessed and writing short stories about bio men fucking each other.
TendieBot2000@reddit
RK9990@reddit
4chan's delusional fantasies
home_rolled@reddit
Nah this shit is too specific. It reads like my buddy at work telling a story about his neighbor, plus the photo is there to support. I'm going with real and gay
Bum_King@reddit
The photo is old and has been circulating around the internet for ages. The story is way too specific and read like some basement dwellers fantasy. The only thing missing is he didn’t add some line about the wife cucking the dad.
8/10 rage bait
kapaipiekai@reddit
I was genuinely surprised that Quay wasn't getting into the mother. That's usually where the feverish minds of 4c end up.
Aerenhart@reddit
Pink nixgger?
yoursecretsantadude@reddit
Yeah I don't understand that either
_Rook_Castle@reddit
Pure Cinema 🚬
420CowboyTrashGoblin@reddit
In that it's entirely and 100% a work of fiction. I agree.
Sharky-Li@reddit
Even if the story is fake, you can tell from this photo that dad is entering a world of pain.
Lycang6KRLH0@reddit
having a thot daughter is sad, but expected.
but having a son and witness him turn into a train and start getting railed by coal conductors is the worse thing that can happen sure.
Desi_Wrangler@reddit
Ah. Such roller coaster of emotions this read was. It’s like watching a gory action thriller but with a predictable ending.
11711510111411009710@reddit
"barely able to afford his $1,000,000 worth of property." Okay so he can afford it. Boohoo.
Necrotic98@reddit
Calm down, man.
JruBoinz@reddit
Anon writes fan fiction
SabreToothSandHopper@reddit
Nice little fiction you got going here, but the Quaydarius Davis news article mentions going into an apartment, not a suburban home
Bum_King@reddit
Also the victim is a black woman
PauL__McShARtneY@reddit
So basically, a football player, possibly already with CTE, gets arrested for domestic violence, which has never, ever happened before, and chuds, who already think about trans girls literally every minute of their waking day, lose their minds about it because it's a trans girl, and the guy is black.
The girl is internet famous, mostly in chud circles, and some chud writes some pol-tier slash/fic for incels about how the girl's dad, who is also internet famous in chud circles, is supposedly in financial strife, and this is somehow gleefully associated with having a trans daughter who was in an interracial relationship.
Chud just wandered in from the cold to learn all about the girl, and all about her life, and even somehow knows all about what sounds the dad can hear from her bedroom, and how it psychologically effects him.
Really makes you think (about trans people) really activates your almonds.
retsoPtiH@reddit
who tf is she?? i might be terminally online but all the trans people i ever hear about are either pornstars or OF creators, and based on the pic it just looks like an average boy with makeup
Gravesh@reddit
Ugh.
Anyway, through about 30 seconds it seems this a 7 year old.post from the MtF sub. The account hasn't been active in 5 years. Is this person Internet famous or are you just assuming this? Seems like a random video some asshole used to create a story.
heckmeck_mz@reddit
"Girl"...This is an adult man
Adept-Platypus6676@reddit
Cat?
retsoPtiH@reddit
all that storytelling and character building.. just to lie on the internet
ClockStriking13@reddit
Anon typed all that out with one hand
Iusedtolikemaps@reddit
Would you rather be an Indian in Bengalore (worst city I could find) or the dad?
buttrnut@reddit
at least he's getting BBC
Zuiiiun@reddit
peak 4chan moment: fake and extremely gay
Zuiiiun@reddit
peak 4chan moment: fake and extremely gay
DankTortilla@reddit
Quay might not be one of the good ones tho
TH3_F4N4T1C@reddit
I believe it. There are psycho gays I know are out there make this pale in comparison.
Fernsong@reddit
The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish
lord_dude@reddit
Probably schizo post but hilarious nonetheless
FMC_Speed@reddit
Life in America is like gaming in an unmoderated server
Longjumping_Visit718@reddit
It took me 5 seconds to realize the mom is the problem...
Look at the hair on each of them...
Tenko-of-Mori@reddit
Damn thats crazy.
Who are these people again?
Imperial902@reddit
i feel like a honor killing is ok in this scenario.