Anon shares an anecdote

I always think bases on 8 000 000 000 people on this planet, if there is a one percent of one percent of chance this happening...it happened 8000 times

So yes. It happened.

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thebestdecisionever@reddit

You can't be serious with your math here, right?

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Monsieur-Lemon@reddit

Except the arrest part. There was a quaydarius Davis arrested for domestic abuse this year, but in April tho and nowhere do they mention who the victim was.

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FormerlyWrangler@reddit

There's an article in Hindustan Times with her picture. She is a proud black womxn.

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Less-Damage-1202@reddit

They do mention the victim on many different sites. But its not who this post claims it is. Its his ex gf, a black woman...

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4ssp@reddit

"I know this story is fake but it feels like it should be real" - utterly deranged no lifer.

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Rick-Prime@reddit

"Verisimilitude" is the term you're looking for. It's a stupid word, but its english meaning is veri simili tu de latin spelling so it stuck in my brain and now it's stuck in yours.

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ThexanR@reddit

Imagine how mentally ill you have to be to make shit up like this about people you don’t know.

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StatsDontLie88@reddit

damn, this confirms some theories about why small hats are pushing this lifestyle so hard lol

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Bum_King@reddit

The bait was obvious, and you gobbled it up anyways

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StatsDontLie88@reddit

nope, saw it miles away, decided to go along to see how many upvote I'd get for writing "le Juice bad"

all you ever read in this sub are stories of artistic falsehood and schizophrenia rambling (this comment included)

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I_Never_Use_Slash_S@reddit

The post is irrelevant to Statsdontlie88, they were gonna post blaming Jewish people no matter what the original post was about.

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Bum_King@reddit

I’m sure 88 is just the year he was born and that he has some very sensible ideas. Maybe we should hear him out.

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kapaipiekai@reddit

As a statistical analyst I'm excited to learn more

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Autisticus@reddit

Literally untrue. "Haha the millionaire is gonna work an auto parts store in the next city while trying to pay for a million dollar lifestyle"

At least TRY to compose bait

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xXHalalManXx@reddit

This is just as funny as the time some guy posted about doing fent at a Chuck E. Cheese

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LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE@reddit

ok i have a question too. why the fuck should i care?

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Janiy@reddit

What a waste of potential. 4 star high school football star, kicked off his college team last year for breaking the team rules, and now this. Absolute waste of life

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/quaydarius-davis-arrest-video-viral-domestic-violence-charge/287-5179cb1b-ac81-446f-bbf9-bb4101051fda

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LowOwl4312@reddit

why did he get fired for having a trans daughter?

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Count_de_Mits@reddit

Because getting fired for that even in the Trump era is certain to bring shitstorm of bad publicity and lawsuits of epic proportions

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stridernfs@reddit

At an investment firm? Good luck with that. That sort of response is why trans people do not get promoted or hired.

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420CowboyTrashGoblin@reddit

He didn't, the chud is a fictitious author, he's writing chud fanfic for IRL trans people, because that's his weirdo fetish.

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KankleSlap@reddit

I think that's just the posters fantasy

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SpitOnRedditMods@reddit

He didn't get fired he got laughed out the office because everyone with testosterone roasted him for being such a failure of a father for letting this happen

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Sixftdeeep2@reddit

https://www.kplctv.com/2025/04/13/former-southern-football-player-arrested-domestic-abuse-charges-after-video-posted-online/?outputType=amp

Maybe a fake story written in reverse but still funny

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Aardvark_Man@reddit

I mean, the article says he broke into the victims apartment, and the 4chin story at least heavily implies that the child is still living with their parents.

I'd wager a good chunk of money that it's fake, with the exception of someone with that name getting arrested for DV.

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pm_me_your_weed_pls@reddit

This has to be anon's fantasy this is specific as hell

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monsterbot314@reddit

I , too , can barely afford my 800k home while working at auto zone….hard times……

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AlwaysDeath@reddit

Seems more like a 4chan wet dream than a real story

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SkizerzTheAlmighty@reddit

I like how they have details they could only have if they were literally in someone else's home 24/7, making it blatantly fabricated. They don't even try half the time

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OffTheRedSand@reddit

im surpried no one in the comments has done this already? but

fake: because obviously. even the "look it up it's true!" evidence doesn't line up

gay: anon is obsessed and writing short stories about bio men fucking each other.

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TendieBot2000@reddit

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

fake: because obviously. even the "look it up it's true!" evidence doesn't line up

gay: anon is obsessed and writing short stories about bio men fucking each other.

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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home_rolled@reddit

Nah this shit is too specific. It reads like my buddy at work telling a story about his neighbor, plus the photo is there to support. I'm going with real and gay

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The photo is old and has been circulating around the internet for ages. The story is way too specific and read like some basement dwellers fantasy. The only thing missing is he didn’t add some line about the wife cucking the dad.

8/10 rage bait

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kapaipiekai@reddit

I was genuinely surprised that Quay wasn't getting into the mother. That's usually where the feverish minds of 4c end up.

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Aerenhart@reddit

Pink nixgger?

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yoursecretsantadude@reddit

Yeah I don't understand that either

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_Rook_Castle@reddit

Pure Cinema 🚬

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420CowboyTrashGoblin@reddit

In that it's entirely and 100% a work of fiction. I agree.

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Sharky-Li@reddit

Even if the story is fake, you can tell from this photo that dad is entering a world of pain.

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Lycang6KRLH0@reddit

having a thot daughter is sad, but expected.

but having a son and witness him turn into a train and start getting railed by coal conductors is the worse thing that can happen sure.

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Desi_Wrangler@reddit

Ah. Such roller coaster of emotions this read was. It’s like watching a gory action thriller but with a predictable ending.

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11711510111411009710@reddit

"barely able to afford his $1,000,000 worth of property." Okay so he can afford it. Boohoo.

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Necrotic98@reddit

Calm down, man.

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JruBoinz@reddit

Anon writes fan fiction

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SabreToothSandHopper@reddit

Nice little fiction you got going here, but the Quaydarius Davis news article mentions going into an apartment, not a suburban home

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Bum_King@reddit

Also the victim is a black woman

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PauL__McShARtneY@reddit

So basically, a football player, possibly already with CTE, gets arrested for domestic violence, which has never, ever happened before, and chuds, who already think about trans girls literally every minute of their waking day, lose their minds about it because it's a trans girl, and the guy is black.

The girl is internet famous, mostly in chud circles, and some chud writes some pol-tier slash/fic for incels about how the girl's dad, who is also internet famous in chud circles, is supposedly in financial strife, and this is somehow gleefully associated with having a trans daughter who was in an interracial relationship.

Chud just wandered in from the cold to learn all about the girl, and all about her life, and even somehow knows all about what sounds the dad can hear from her bedroom, and how it psychologically effects him.

Really makes you think (about trans people) really activates your almonds.

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retsoPtiH@reddit

the girl is internet famous

who tf is she?? i might be terminally online but all the trans people i ever hear about are either pornstars or OF creators, and based on the pic it just looks like an average boy with makeup

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Gravesh@reddit

using the term chud

Ugh.

Anyway, through about 30 seconds it seems this a 7 year old.post from the MtF sub. The account hasn't been active in 5 years. Is this person Internet famous or are you just assuming this? Seems like a random video some asshole used to create a story.

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Tenko-of-Mori@reddit

Damn thats crazy.

Who are these people again?

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Imperial902@reddit

i feel like a honor killing is ok in this scenario.