Corn 3 Ways - Miami
Posted by Knicks516@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 346 comments
The now closed Swan was Miami’s hottest restaurant a few years ago. The waitress recommended we get the Corn 3 Ways appetizer. Really couldn’t believe what they brought out…
Calgirlleeny2@reddit
Popcorn, corn kernals and creamed corn??? 🌽🌽🌽 Damn, no wonder they closed.
kinkybiscuits@reddit
This is what I ate everyday in Ecuador lol
Haunting-Respect9039@reddit
Well, I do like all those forms of corn.
flyfishUT@reddit
What about candy Corn?
IncontroI@reddit
.... Missed opportunity to call it threesome corn
HollisterRN@reddit
I looked up the menu and it was a side called Corn Corn Corn and it cost $15.
mmezphoto@reddit
This shit looks like you want us to be upset. And its working.
Medical_Sun1453@reddit
What the fuck is this
Girlx-T-wrecks@reddit
Why does this make me kind of angry
headgyheart@reddit
I think I found my new fave sub! This is awesome!
Ryanisreallame@reddit
This may be one of the best submissions I’ve ever seen here, and from a restaurant no less. Bravo.
dyanaut@reddit
You'd think at the very least they would use some sort of multicolored heirloom corn for the popped part. This is a visual disaster and the popcorn looks like it came out of a bag.
vertigo1083@reddit
I still can't believe someone paid money for this
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
Sucker fed every minute
Careful-Resolution58@reddit
Floridians get more corny every day.
goochmoney69@reddit
Laughs in Zellwood 😂
hatecriminal@reddit
To be fed, it must be food.
FPRorNothing@reddit
Tbf one of the nicest dishes I have ever had was cabbage 5 ways
FinnishFinn@reddit
Did one of them involve a microwave? Probably not...
FPRorNothing@reddit
Haha no
potatobreadandcider@reddit
I make popcorn on the stove, but a restaurant can probably afford Orville Redenbacher's.
Strainedgoals@reddit
I'm curious to know how much it cost.
Would it be enough for me to fight the waiter who recommended it to me? Probably.
koolaidismything@reddit
Instant grits and a bag of popcorn shoild set you back like 2… 3 dollars.
IndependenceInner131@reddit
You forgot the sweetcorn salsa from a jar
Hallelujah33@reddit
Forget the waiter, it's the chef you need to fight.
oneweirdclickbait@reddit
The waitress recommended it, tho
Hallelujah33@reddit
She was just following orders. The chef put it on the menu.
potatobreadandcider@reddit
Strainedgoals@reddit
Now way.
Honestly it's the owners fault for pushing this on the menu.
Not gonna blame the chef, he makes what is ordered.
The waiter suggested it, so they are the one who made it happen.
Tuna_Surprise@reddit
This is what I’d expect my 8 year old nephew who wants to be a chef to whip up. I’m floored someone paid for this
TwoPlyDreams@reddit
I can’t believe some thought to charge for this.
skylightrrl@reddit
I reeeally wanna know how much it was
Same-Equivalent9037@reddit
This also deserves to be in r/expectationvsreality. Because if someone says “corn 3 ways” this would not be what I would expect
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
Maybe jalapeño cornbread topped with buttered/salted corn off the cob, paired with a corn chowder? I'm trying to decide if that would count or not, would the chowder introduce too many other ingredients..?
yestermorrowposting@reddit
Little mini tacos with homemade corn tortillas, elotes, corn nuts (crispy baked corn with seasoning), corn bread, there are a lot of places my mind goes before "sprinkle microwave popcorn over some grits 🤣
Zizhou@reddit
I dunno, I still would have included the popcorn because it's fun and a little cheeky for fine dining, but it'd be, like, the fifth or sixth form of corn, and only as a minor element.
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
Fair, I have put some popcorn on top of soup before, like crackers or crumbled cornbread.
LOTRfreak101@reddit
I think the main stipulation is that you have corn in 3 different forms where you can tell corn is present. Each way has to be a different type of preparation (it couldn't be in both salsa and pico since those are the same thing preparation-wise). Obviously, something with HFCS doesn't count either. Since the cornbread is baked, the corn roasted, and chowder chowdered, I believe that qualifies.
Ok_Condition5837@reddit
Instant grits, canned corn & popcorn served up are not what I'd expect from a restaurant with silverware. This is wrong on so many levels.
Beanakin@reddit
"The now closed..."
Ya, makes sense.
ras1187@reddit
They actually tried and thought they did something clever here instead of blatant ragebait
Lindoodoo@reddit
As a corn fanatic, I’d smash this
ProfZussywussBrown@reddit
Same. I fuckin love corn, this isn’t aesthetic but I bet it was tasty
bellynipples@reddit
Same but for $15 I’d be pissed
bbl_lovr@reddit
This is an all-timer
CricktyDickty@reddit
Sometimes my dog cooks up this stuff on the carpet then eats it again while it’s warm.
Miora@reddit
Ugh, I was already nauseous and this made it worse
DatParadox@reddit
Take it from an expert nausea-haver, never browse this subreddit when you're feeling it. The mayo cake literally made me throw up the first time I saw it
ilike2muchstuff@reddit
I must know
JustHanginInThere@reddit
You asked for it: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/2hsiib/layered_bologna_cake_with_mayonnaise_and_mustard/
MatQueefer@reddit
I love how there's just an occasional pea, for like, added color 🤣🤣🤣
Asleep-Advice-8864@reddit
My literal reaction to the mayo cake photo
hatecriminal@reddit
... mayo cake? Wut?
Rodrat@reddit
I have no idea what the context they are referring to is but I do know that mayonnaise cake is a real thing and is actually delicious. It's my favorite type of cake in fact. My mom used to make me a chocolate one for my birthday every year.
It's an old depression era recipe. Mayonnaise was easier to get a hold of than just eggs and oil. It adds a subtle but unique flavor to a cake.
_eits@reddit
Correct. https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/2hsiib/layered_bologna_cake_with_mayonnaise_and_mustard/
Rodrat@reddit
Yup that's horrific. I'd probably try a piece out of politeness but still. Lol
The_Golden_Warthog@reddit
You're more polite a guest than me, because there isn't an excuse that wouldn't come out off my mouth before I even put a nibble of that abomination on my plate.
"Oh, no, I can't, my mailman's dog is allergic to mayo, so I can't even risk it, sorry."
Rodrat@reddit
Well the way I see it, it's just a sandwich minus bread. So it's not thaaaat weird. Does look terrible for sure. A little excessive on the condiments lol
Northbound-Narwhal@reddit
I mean all of those ingredients are normal in a deli sandwich. It's just missing bread and veggies.
KendraSays@reddit
I remember when Mayo Cake was posted here. So many victims on the thread that day. I do think that the Pepsi crab is worse though
the_woah_guy@reddit
We need the source bro
Miora@reddit
It's so unfair that reading words can fuck my tummy up the way it does. Omg, I'm right there with you. The dry heaving that damn cake put me through was unreal.
drknifnifnif@reddit
Gross, but accurate.
Prestigious_Beat6310@reddit
*''Butt accurate."
memorycard24@reddit
just dry heaved so hard reading this
Same_Zucchini_874@reddit
plunger sounds from the bedside
“Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”
I think every pet owner can relate to that moment of panic.
buddleia@reddit
Plunger sounds. All too accurate!
RaDeus@reddit
I like to call that "mmm, seconds 🤤"
SunsetSarsapariIIa@reddit
Let him cook, or regurgitate.
AnekeEomi@reddit
Get that dog a Michelin Star already!
English_Fry@reddit
I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment. Bravo
criesingucci@reddit
Masterclass playing in my face
babeychichi@reddit
This is so funny and on brand for Miami
Northern33@reddit
okay, because of this post i have to follow this subreddit. what the fuck.
Alohabtchs@reddit
Omg
No-Material2441@reddit
most Miami shit I've ever seen
Elpickle123@reddit
Well... How'd it taste, OP? The sauce actually looks like it might be nice
ThrowRAilovelamp@reddit
That’s what I wanted to know because people in here weren’t asking the right questions 😂
RunnyKinePity@reddit
Imagine what the toilet looked like the next day
ModestMeeshka@reddit
I genuinely thought the sauce was just creamed corn
youpoopedyerpants@reddit
Probably like corn.
Knicks516@reddit (OP)
Actually wasn’t terrible. The brown butter helped.
ebk_errday@reddit
Maïsage à trois
Knicks516@reddit (OP)
Edit - this was from 2/15/2020. I just googled the menu and the name of the dish was “Corn Corn Corn” creamy polenta, brown butter, popcorn $15.
Evignity@reddit
So how the fuck was it?
Impossible-Pie4849@reddit
Isn't that only 2 forms of corn and butter lol?
DogodaPog@reddit
Polenta is milled corn cooked into a porridge.
Exciting-Type-907@reddit
Fancy grits
DogodaPog@reddit
Not even really fancy, just Italian.
shoonoise@reddit
QueezyF@reddit
Dominic Dicocco
Knicks516@reddit (OP)
Polenta, corn and popcorn
fenwayb@reddit
ORDER CORN CORN CORN
QueezyF@reddit
GOBBLES SEE YOU IN CHURCH
bouquetofashes@reddit
Ok, I totally thought the polenta was a horribly wet corn tortilla at first, so... This is slightly better than it first appeared to me. Brown butter corn in polenta would be nice... If it didn't have the popcorn and did instead have some other stuff?
The_Golden_Warthog@reddit
Cornbread is such a much more obvious choice, hell, your thought of corn tortillas is a better call than popcorn. You shouldn't even be able to call yourself a restaurant if microwave popcorn is anywhere in your menu.
JustHanginInThere@reddit
I thought the polenta was creamed corn that had been pureed.
Icykool77@reddit
For a truly refined palate.
InTheCageWithNicCage@reddit
If they wanted a crunchy element tortilla chips would stand up to the moisture way better
mugwhyrt@reddit
"SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!"
venus367@reddit
(And Saturday!)
Dr-Zoidstein@reddit
BE THEREEEEE
thekozmicpig@reddit
YOU’LL PAY FOR THE ENTIRE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGE!
conrawr@reddit
Ddddalassssalad
Crow_eggs@reddit
CORRRRRRN!
WeMetInBaku@reddit
The highlight for me is that a place with 2000 google reviews had Farroe Island salmon on the menu. For the unfamiliar, it's the Faroe Islands.
Although tbh, I'd buy it if you told me that these Miami neanderthals bought some shit-ass island, renamed it Farroe and raised salmon in the most horrifying conditions possible as yet another dodge. That's modern Florida.
coldeve99@reddit
CORN SQUARED²: Corn Corn Corn, served in a corn tortilla.
RutabagaChance5382@reddit
I am actually obsessed with this. If I saw "Corn Corn Corn" on the menu I would not even be reading that description, I'd just order it. 10/10
I also love corn so this is absolutely something I'd eat
Nick_Lange_@reddit
Gold gold gold
Lyra125@reddit
and that's in 2020 money
AlbatrossNegative634@reddit
I have now seen everything. Seen a film of the same name a few weeks ago.
Present-Bank-6475@reddit
You forgot the corn tortilla cone 4-way lol
TheManyVoicesYT@reddit
Wrap it in a corn tortilla and add a corn cob, then add candy corn. Corn 6 ways.
QueezyF@reddit
Batter it in corn meal, fry it in corn oil.
Ryanisreallame@reddit
7 if you’re playing Korn in the background
al_theOG@reddit
That’s corny! You can make it 7 ways now
Onironius@reddit
I'll be happy when "Food: [# of] ways" stops being a thing.
Night-Thunder@reddit
One of the worst restaurants I’ve ever been to
depressionbingocard@reddit
I'd get up and walk out.
vgome013@reddit
I…. Love it? lol
SrCallum@reddit
I mean it certainly doesn't look amazing but you get all three textures. Creamy, chewy bite, and light crunch. I think it could be pretty good. Definitely needs work though--throw this in a school lunch tray and no one would bat an eye.
I would do less popcorn at least, and maybe you could float it on some kind of corn crisp or fresh herbs to make placement look more intentional and block moisture. Maybe use the browned butter in a sauce instead. Maybe steam the corn to keep it bright and juicy (might contrast too much though). I would keep the whole corn separate from the popcorn on the plate somehow, looks messy layered like that.
vgome013@reddit
For sure needs work, but the concept is there lol. But I do see no love in this dish
SrCallum@reddit
I didn't see that it was an appetizer initially, that makes a bit more sense I guess. But how do you even share this? I hope it at least comes with extra small bowls so you're not forced to share cooties. Honestly just throw it in a mug at this point, couldn't get any worse
GullibleBeautiful@reddit
Tbh, would.
PacificCastaway@reddit
I want to try it!!!!
seasonal_jesus@reddit
Add creamed corn to really tie it all together
sparklydildos@reddit
it’s the popcorn that’s sending me lmao
onesoggyhuman@reddit
Ecuador would like a word.
sparklydildos@reddit
does ecuador regularly put popcorn on top of their meals?
onesoggyhuman@reddit
Mostly just on ceviche and some soups. It's not universally preferred there. Patacones are the real go to.
Redacted_usr@reddit
Don’t you talk shit about creamed corn
hippoctopocalypse@reddit
It would’ve been better than popcorn lmao
Thinyser@reddit
I have a corn 3 ways dish too that I serve to family, but its whole corn, creamed corn, and corn meal (with some sweetened condensed milk) mixed into a batter and baked into sort of a cornbread bread-pudding. It won't win any awards (especially on looks) but its delicious.
Thinyser@reddit
This is just pure laziness, all the chef would have had to do is drizzle some corn syrup over this to make it corn four ways and could have charged $5 more. Rookie mistake.
commoncanonfodder@reddit
I truly thought this was just someone high in their house and screwing around, this coming from a restaurant is fucking unhinged
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Against-The-Current@reddit
It's funny because on the most recent season of Masterchef, they had a vegan duo who made corn three ways as their dish. They, of course, were ridiculed for it, but it was far better than the monstrosity posted here.
SoyboyCowboy@reddit
Inedible.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
coolguyjosh@reddit
You like this movie?!
161frog@reddit
Your shirts on backwards
TheaConnor@reddit
This is revolutionary
lunazar786@reddit
Is grits just another name for maize porridge??
manoron@reddit
radiationkills@reddit
“You know what my popcorn needs? To get soggier”
birdiebennett@reddit
This looks so rank and I’m obsessed with corn. Go Knicks btw
danceswithronin@reddit
To be fair, this looks like it tastes incredible based on what it is made out of.
Love popcorn. Love sautéed corn. Love grits.
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420@reddit
"that'll be $55"
Slowmyke@reddit
Aqua-teen-hunter-force-More-corn.gif
Sproose_Moose@reddit
Hecate667@reddit
LoserIncArtist@reddit
EmphasisStrong8961@reddit
nah this has to be a joke like a country club, and they threw popcorn on it. as a chef this is a joke. no one would make such a dish with a few braincells.
SNACKLORDD@reddit
Looks like something Snoopy would cook for Thanksgiving
SausageBuscuit@reddit
Where was this? Want to know so I can never go there.
Knicks516@reddit (OP)
Swan Miami. It’s closed now.
pasta_de_olivas@reddit
maybe for a good reason
cheesesteakhellscape@reddit
I wonder why.
Acinixys@reddit
theevilisdefeated.jpeg
SausageBuscuit@reddit
That’s a relief.
hatecriminal@reddit
💯
NewspaperChemical785@reddit
They should have been doing corn 4 ways
Breakinthemix@reddit
This is a fever dream on a plate
0ut2Lunchh@reddit
What's the 3rd way?!?!
0ut2Lunchh@reddit
Nvm, I see it now. I thought they were talking about out your ass was the 3rd way! I can see the 3rd. What the fuck.
Hoooopyfrood@reddit
🌽🌽🌽👎🏼
pleasedont-dostalkme@reddit
Whenever I mix sweet corn and grits I call it "more corn per corn" this is fantastic
gassygeff89@reddit
How swollen the kernels are is what I noticed. I’m not 100% on it but I’ve been cooking for a long time and if I was making a bet I’d say canned.
jellymouthsman@reddit
gassygeff89@reddit
I’m pretty impressed at the balls on this chef. My man combined loose grits, canned corn and popcorn and came up with the absolutely genius name of Corn 3 ways. Bravo sir
VonCrinkleDick@reddit
im just curious, how could you tell its canned?
gassygeff89@reddit
Just an observation based on the appearance.
VonCrinkleDick@reddit
oh yeah i was just curious what about the appearance told you it was canned vs like shucked from a cob.
Cloud_bunnyboo@reddit
…I don’t know what this says about me but I’d eat this and more than likely be happy with it
beaujolais98@reddit
Having lived a bit in Miami, this tracks lol. So so many scams, everyone’s got a scam in Miami.
RManDelorean@reddit
Wow. It took me a minute to realize the soggy corn tortilla is 3rd
thecrepeofdeath@reddit
I regret to inform you that's grits
metamorphine@reddit
Is that fucking microwave popcorn?
ChocolateandLipstick@reddit
I need to know how much this cost 😂
Zealousideal_Mail12@reddit
That’s a sensory nightmare
Electronic_Garage_73@reddit
CORN
1amCorbin@reddit
I could be convinced of Grits and corn, maybe even convinced of popcorn or fritos crumbled along the top for texture, but they really just poured a bag of Pop Secret over minute grits and canned corn
99Cozy@reddit
Popcorn and grits is crazy
Boognish33@reddit
No.
boldredditor@reddit
Yeah that ain’t it chef
Wide_Bluejay2364@reddit
That is so cursed
MalodorousNutsack@reddit
Should've added a corn cob on the side to make it 4-ways
upvotes_animals@reddit
Corn bread too, 5 ways. Maybe cream corn Guilloche Some corn syrup on top And a side of corn based biofuel in a shot glass for sniffing and pallet cleanser
damian001@reddit
And for dessert, candy corn, arranged like a corn cob.
forneusFQ@reddit
Throw in a corn dog and serve it in a cornbread bowl
NTT66@reddit
The server has toe calluses and tries to lighten to mood with a punch of puns.
ggroverggiraffe@reddit
That's some hard pore cornography.
EuphoricMoose8232@reddit
Post it on Cornhub
enadiz_reccos@reddit
PUN PUUUUUUNCH!!!
skylightrrl@reddit
This guy corns
TheNoctuS_93@reddit
r/thisguythisguys
osredkar@reddit
Sprinkle shredded candy corn on top for garnish.
HammerTh_1701@reddit
Way to actually make this good: a grilled corn cob, a corn salad with a drizzle of olive oil and a good amount of salt & pepper, a corn tortilla with a corn & beans paste and to top it off a complimentary Corona which is partially brewed from corn.
Jean-LucBacardi@reddit
Serve the entire thing in a corn tortilla like a taco.
grunkage@reddit
b0ifriend@reddit
This reminds me of the corn tacos at Owamni....
RepresentativeFast59@reddit
Oh the stupid shit money can buy
mikeyfreedom@reddit
Im the fucked up one as im actually intrigued to know what this tastes like. I can see the logic in what they are doing.
ChardComfortable3932@reddit
tiffany_says_this@reddit
Rage bait
Kojiro12@reddit
Hooray, correct subject material!
bobswaggot@reddit
Its miami. What do you expect??? Lol
bobswaggot@reddit
This is typical miami behavior.
lilfish45@reddit
I honestly thought this was a joke about a toddler throwing a bunch of stuff together. Read the caption and was very disappointed
PlasticRocketX@reddit
Now i see why those closed.
bastard84@reddit
I wouldnt say a word, i would just fist fight the entire staff. They would just instinctively know why
Disapproving_Tremere@reddit
Alas, I have only one upvote to give you.
trevorpost@reddit
Popcorn in soup is a real thing people do in Andean countries (i.e. where they've been popping corn for over a thousand years) and it's great. Not sure this is that though...
Marsh_Goat@reddit
Sorta like oyster crackers, then? Interesting
ModestMeeshka@reddit
Do they mix it into the soup or is it more of a topper? I've never heard of this.
Shrekhadabigcrap@reddit
is it only me but it unironically think it looks tasty??
UncleBlob@reddit
Sometimes I see stuff and I'm like yeah this is shitty but not in the eat everyone on the sub thinks it is. It just looks bad. I like the spirit of the idea of the dish. I think some lack vision and others lack execution. This sub packs vision, the perpetrator of this dish laxked execution.
Prize-Definition730@reddit
Damn, why I think it is yummy
YoungDaquan@reddit
No way this is real lmao
Knicks516@reddit (OP)
I swear to god. 2/15/2020.
Ryanisreallame@reddit
Bro did this cause Covid?
Knicks516@reddit (OP)
This IS covid.
NTT66@reddit
Just a counter perspective--yes COVID was a disaster, no argument there. Full upvote on that.
However, COVID was a significant global phenomenon, a marker of an generation, and created enormous social troubles. It was anything but bland.
OTOH going to the office every goddamn day, the lameness and the fluorescent malaise...I submit that this is the shitty food porn representation of Tuesday in your cubicle at 10:41 AM. The goddamn week only just began and it feels like it won't end. Just like this meeting you're about to be called into that has no agenda or preread material, just want to get your ideas on a few things.
ohheckyeah@reddit
the comment version of corn three ways
hippoctopocalypse@reddit
Very responsible, I appreciate you.
But this dish is culinarily COVID, or at least the reason for it.
cwmspok@reddit
This was before the shutdown, but may have caused the shutdown. The real reason for closing the economy was to get our shit back together. Did it work? Yet to be seen.
National-Garbage505@reddit
Our shit seems to be even less together than ever here in the US.
nancythethot@reddit
Reminds me of a recipe I made recently that I lovingly called "three carb casserole" which had pasta, rice, and crushed tortilla chips in it
Otherwise_Pine@reddit
You have to be joking.
djupsjofisk@reddit
Woah, I just saw this same dish in Sweden at two separate (good quality) restaurants and had a laugh each time.
It was not very good or impressive as a dish. Would not recommend
congo66@reddit
Their other sinature dish was foie gras with Froot Loops and sour gummy worms.
Deep-Watch8266@reddit
The chef laughs every time he serves that hot mess of garbage. Bet it cost 30 bucks.
Inner-Asparagus4927@reddit
And then the next day you made corn a fourth way.
counterc@reddit
yep, crash coming
EntertainmentReady48@reddit
You can’t just post uncensored corn having a three way.
Dark-Star-223@reddit
I could actually see this being a good concept if they brought out 3 small SEPARATE dishes with corn prepared 3 different ways. Why are they all just thrown together???
ClutchMacGee@reddit
Lazy
fiddysix_k@reddit
Buttered corn the loooooong way
sfxer001@reddit
That’s throw up
SuavMode@reddit
You paid for that ?
_Luisiano@reddit
MNS_LightWork@reddit
Paid 50$ for a bowl of puke
Call-a-Crackhead@reddit
This is insane
WithoutAHat1@reddit
What the... noooooo.
dirtyjavv@reddit
KendraSays@reddit
Was hoping someone posted this gif from Nacho
JustAnotherMinority@reddit
“Corn 3 ways” yeah that shit was destined to shut down.
theworldsworstphotog@reddit
This was at Pharrell’s restaurant
coldeve99@reddit
Square root symbol
Gene_Parma@reddit
No.
jfsindel@reddit
Holy cow, there's no way one could make this worse. Bravo.
cthulhusandwich@reddit
ChromakeyChain@reddit
I'm sure this was free right? Or tops $1. Jesus fuck.
ValifriggOdinsson@reddit
NGL this looks delicious
Amishpornstar7903@reddit
Possibly good if it was sweet corn season.
ThyShirtIsBlue@reddit
Per the etiquette of British royalty, this dish is to only be eaten with the plastic spork from a school cafeteria.
HeadAssBoi17@reddit
OkObject3175@reddit
They've got some fucking nerve serving that with a straight face.
SadExercises420@reddit
No wonder they closed
Extra-Banana3828@reddit
I can't believe this was served to you at a actual restaurant! I totally assumed you had made this yourself. That's just wild hahaha.
CorporateCuster@reddit
I lived in fr Lauderdale. Miami turned into some sick joke that eventually traveled to Ft. Lauderdale. $60 dishes that are just garbage.
Zexceed_9@reddit
R/shittyfoodcorn
bellum1@reddit
I was born and raised in Iowa, corn capital of the world. I love corn, but this shit is straight to The Hague.
Reckless-Raccoon@reddit
shittyfoodcorn
cheesesteakhellscape@reddit
What the fuck? This chef clearly has beef with his customers, serving that abomination and charging money for it.
winthroprd@reddit
"I had a 3 way in Miami."
The 3 way in Miami:
rockstar39@reddit
The joke is always corn
takeusername1@reddit
Ngl I’d try it.
Whooptidooh@reddit
Absolutely not. F no.
Better yet:
ColdPorkChop@reddit
This looks like something that came from the great depression
Red_Othello@reddit
I fondly remember that this was made in... I think it was Masterchef.
MabKaterberiansky@reddit
I actually had something similar and it had baby corn on top of it too - I barfed at the end of the evening.
caelum_daemon@reddit
Is tvis the place that had all the dumb overpriced IG food that didn't taste that good?
One place in miami was serving "popcorn" chicken in a popcorn kettle with actual fucking popcorn. And the chicken was tenders or some shit. The steak came in a treasure chest with dry ice smoke.
pixienightingale@reddit
Commenting so that when I'm back at my phone I can send a photo of the corn two ways thingI had a few nights ago (well three including the bread that isn't pictured).
Non-American_Idiot@reddit
this is one of the ones where i'm sure it didn't taste that bad, but it's such a pathetic concept that it still belongs here
Non-American_Idiot@reddit
oh, dude
HalcyonHeartbeat@reddit
is it on CORNingware?
General-Sloth@reddit
This is what I imagine my Rimworld pawns cook when they have to make a "Vegetarian fine meal" but there is only corn in the storage.
purpletree37@reddit
Would have been way better with Hominy instead of popcorn. Polenta + corn + hominy.
Throwaway-tan@reddit
This looks like movie theatre puke.
FlailingIntheYard@reddit
"Florida" would have explained it all.
concreteunderwear@reddit
Shit. One way.
Shot_Policy_4110@reddit
Was it good? I've seen plays in this where it's a single bite corn tortilla with a puree, protein, and popcorn. This looks heinous tho
PaoloC0mments@reddit
Can I have another plate? Somebody spewed on mine.
nokiacrusher@reddit
That looks like canned corn and microwave popcorn from a bag...
No_Seaworthiness_907@reddit
4 Ways once it comes out
passionfruit0@reddit
It’s closed for a reason
Maniak4126@reddit
The textural nightmare this has to be...
Gloopy and soggy and hard-to-chew and stale and crunchy and gets in your teeth all at the same damn time...
Arod0521@reddit
wtf!!!!????
Niitroglycerine@reddit
You know how you wonder what drives people to just snap and commit abhorrent acts of violence?
I think this is on the list
SupaDiogenes@reddit
Corn 4 ways, because this LOOKS corny as fuck.
kdogbear@reddit
Jail time
pmnicebutts@reddit
Can we acknowledge how little food this is? I could get this all in my mouth at once if I tried
916116728@reddit
I think I see why it closed.
Sad_Prawn2864@reddit
Just send it back, you don't have to eat it or pay for it, vote with your wallet.
capital_bj@reddit
It's Corn! It's got the juice
devils_nachos@reddit
This had me in tears. Thank you.
readditredditread@reddit
This is a violation of the Hatch act. You should report them for doing this!!!
OrangeClyde@reddit
OrangeClyde@reddit
Me looking at this post 👁️👄👁️
DonaldBeachHair@reddit
Long time lurker. Felt the need to comment now for this post that will go down in history as one of the all time shittyfoodporn posts. I'm so perplexed.
Chompif@reddit
Gotta love some soggy popcorn, lol 🫠😂
It looks like a textual nightmare!
Fit-Relationship944@reddit
If someone gave me this at a restaurant I'd not only not pay but demand an apology.
Diligent_Can9752@reddit
r/stupidfood
Hallelujah33@reddit
How you can tell the chef went to a public culinary school.
EloquentGoose@reddit
SillyLittleAngels@reddit
I fucking love corn and tortillas and somehow they managed to just disgrace both together
Disastrous-Mode7930@reddit
They should totally be tipping you for that!
akaneko__@reddit
Idk I would’ve devoured that in 3 seconds
plan1gale@reddit
ORDER CORN
madbillsfan@reddit
4 if you count the corny pun.
Swimming_Squash7568@reddit
Least they ain’t lie.
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
As a movie theatre employee, how about uncooked kernels, popped corn, and the fully cooked kernels that wouldn't pop?
cyclorphan@reddit
This definitely belongs, and I can see why they went out of business. This is fucking sad.
Lurker_IV@reddit
This looks like a dish from the movie INTERSTELLAR.
Cool concept.
cool_weed_dad@reddit
99 serves free popcorn when you’re seated as a snack while you’re looking at the menu
I can’t imagine paying money for fucking popcorn at an actual restaurant, and I’m sure this was egregiously expensive.
tomtreebow32@reddit
Top tier submission
firestar268@reddit
...wtf
EmergencyRound8104@reddit
I would leave. Forget the fact that it counts as dining and dashing, cops would understand once they saw.
DonkeyTron42@reddit
That’s some 31st of the month shit right there.
AlaskanAsAnAdjective@reddit
Serve it with moonshine. Corn 4 ways.
Lunar-opal@reddit
They could have at least sifted the shells out
Successful_Oven5642@reddit
soggy popcorn in refined corn product mash 😍
thetoerubber@reddit
Gold_Sky1097@reddit
DramaOnDisplay@reddit
I’d try it. Looks texturally interesting. But also like something a child would request.
Odd-Lunch-1880@reddit
R/stupidfood
therynosaur@reddit
Bone Atrophy 🤌
leunam4891@reddit
edgybirbo@reddit
I might be a really weird person for this but I could fuck that up
anonymous_subroutine@reddit
The Chef has the maturity and palate of a 6 year old. Might want to find another line of work.
Rufusandronftw@reddit
Burst corn with a bed of gruel and scattering of loose kernels
isntthatjesus1987@reddit
I only see popped and canned.
TBearForever@reddit
shittyfoodcorn
MideastChopper@reddit
This is actually corn 6 ways if you count the return deposit
Videoplushair@reddit
I’ve been there before but never seen this 😭😭😭😭😭
TheReal00Dojo@reddit
Garnish with corn nuggets
reconverting@reddit
This makes me mad
ChannelPure6715@reddit
What in the actual frack did you order, that this showed up?!
dreampuff@reddit
Miami could and they did.
BlindedAce@reddit
I can’t explain the speed at which I would have ran out of there without explanation.
Apokolypse09@reddit
lmao how much did that cost? Anything over like $4 I'd be upset.
thisismybandname@reddit
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
Dragonfucker000@reddit
type of shit my mom would put in a tortilla because shes feeling too lazy to cook and not hungry enough to eat an actual meal
kalel1980@reddit
Fuuuuuuccckkkk
edisonarnez@reddit
lmao this looks like something my roommate would make at 3am after an edible. i'm almost impressed they had the confidence to charge for this.