Rice sandwich.
Posted by Annual_Entry2369@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 137 comments
no more ingredients involved
Posted by Annual_Entry2369@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 137 comments
no more ingredients involved
catninjaambush@reddit
No.
okaymyemye@reddit
agreed. we have to draw the line somewhere and this is where.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
winthroprd@reddit
Somehow too poor to qualify as a po'boy.
dingusanalingus@reddit
Poo’er boi
ragnawrekt@reddit
I mean. I can't hate here, from a texture standpoint I'm sure it's not bad and I'm regularly guilty of a potato sandwich myself so I'm no stranger to carbs-on-carbs... but I would have like, toasted the bread and added a sauce or some cheese, if it were me.
idk is this a preference or a necessity? ¯l_(ツ)_l¯
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
it was ideological. i didn't wan't to throw away the leftovers from the previous day, so i ate them as a mid morning snack
ragnawrekt@reddit
waste not want not I guess lol
Whooptidooh@reddit
No.
Just no.
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
why
Whooptidooh@reddit
Just look at that picture and you have your answer.
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
i dont judge books for their covers
Whooptidooh@reddit
Good thing that this is neither a book nor does it have a cover.
Money-Snow-2749@reddit
Damn you broke broke!
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
yes
Big-War-7218@reddit
The struggle is real
Miserable_Tooth1420@reddit
Oh, you broke broke
LustfulDemon999@reddit
A whole lotta nothin'!
destinyeeeee@reddit
I feel terrible just looking at it
Tw1987@reddit
If I ever get to the point of having to eat this or jump off a bridge I know which one I would be choosing.
FartingInElevators5@reddit
I don't know why, but this post just made me lol.
Ornery-Practice9772@reddit
Add spare noodle seasonings or mayo or margarine if you have it in👌👌
Wohn-Jick-421@reddit
I would fuck this thing up
ShineRepresentative4@reddit
I can’t even be mad because this was a delicacy for me as a kid
bananax44@reddit
He looks so sad
bougnvioletrosemallo@reddit
This is a good start, but it does not contain enough carbs
Please add potato chips, Cheetos, French fries, and Chef Boyardee Beefaroni.
Mediocre-Exit-4935@reddit
Matzoh. Needs Matzoh.
Ralliare@reddit
No no, that might introduce some flavour to the dish.
PourSomeSmegmaInMe@reddit
Yea, it needs boiled potatoes.
WinterSector8317@reddit
And some pasta cooked for 15 minutes for texture
jm90012@reddit
Yes! Potato chips for texture
FermentedCauldron@reddit
Right track, wrong train. What this really needs is some plain, cooked fettuccine tied around the outside to make sure the rice doesn't escape (while keeping the minimalist bland flavor/carb ratio purity).
No_Poet_7244@reddit
Beefaroni has too much protein. I recommend replacing it with plain spaghetti.
machone5103@reddit
And too much flavor, given what we see so far. That might be too much for OP’s delicate tastebuds.
CryptoCracko@reddit
Uncooked for texture
meseta@reddit
And instead of chewing gum, chew bacon!
Xfuck1tX@reddit
branizoid@reddit
Why???
Julian_Sark@reddit
Should be made with the horribly burned rice we had on here last week, to add flavor.
Gumnutbaby@reddit
Is this a colonoscopy prep thing or do you just hate flavour?
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
im certainly comfortable with the lack of flavour
moemeo@reddit
Sure. I know someone who used to eat a bread sandwich ( it's exactly what you think it is).
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
the more bread the better!
Weavercat@reddit
Are you... Kirk Van Houten? https://youtu.be/UJXwqFluQ_0?si=QXEn0cJ1RoYU4gNt
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
my bread is way better
bucket_of_fried_bird@reddit
Thought of this
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
rice on sliced bread???? thats nasty
cannibalcats@reddit
Ah, Japench fusion food.
I see a new food stall idea.
apprehensive-look-02@reddit
Shame on you
Bundle_of_Organs@reddit
Rice Sandwich - "Better than starving"
~ Desperately hungry person.
Patient-Turnover-233@reddit
You win 👏
shimoharayukie@reddit
The whole nation of Japan has been moved to tears and you are now an honorary Japanese
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
French-Japanese
miss_21@reddit
~~ bonjour/Kon'nichiwa ~~ Bon'nichiwa if you will
NormalEmergency7775@reddit
CARBO LOADING
KonradJim2@reddit
Surely there are better ways to carboload.
Dreasder@reddit
As a Filipino this the worst combo to rice you can ever think of. Good job!
burnin8t0r@reddit
Oh
iiiiiiloveyoooou@reddit
BlackBartKuma@reddit
add butter
Random_Individual97@reddit
Why do this to yourself?!
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
i was hungry and lazy and radically against wasting leftovers
bkedsmkr@reddit
Hot sauce
mrbuild1t@reddit
Nah this ain’t the one
ArtbyMellow@reddit
Define "blend"
Eis_ber@reddit
I'm mostly sad that you had to eat it plain. No mayo, ketchup or mustard? Not even soy sauce or gravy? That's some true depression era meal right here.
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
ketchup on rice? i would be so offended if i was asian
Eis_ber@reddit
You're missing out.
One_Barber_9918@reddit
Randwich
Fun-Mud3861@reddit
Ooh hey look everybody! This guy has rice and bread money!
sagittacancers@reddit
I know a struggle meal when I see one
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
its actually a leftovers snack but close enough
gingerbeard1321@reddit
yes but I just pooped with mitchell. Even brody was watching
Obvious-Victory7396@reddit
Just eat pure cane sugar if you want carbs this bad at least it'll avoid the antinutrients pesticides etc
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
but cane sugar doesnt have b r e a d
Endahkah@reddit
Ahhh a fellow carbatarian
Griffithead@reddit
Condiments my guy. Condiments.
I have a whole fridge full of wonderful things that would make this taste great.
None of that bullshit ketchup, mayo, or sour cream either.
There are SO many wonderful ones out there now. I don't understand why people refuse to use them.
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
ok ill add bbq sauce next time
DarthLily@reddit
You have automatically been awarded with Mexico City citizenship
ElephantSpare2606@reddit
Without any sort of condiment is diabolical.
T3m0xx@reddit
unwindthespiral@reddit
In the 6th grade we read Sandra Cisneros’ “The House on Mango Street.” My only memory left from that is the little girl wanted to be like other kids at school eating sandwiches instead of whatever she was having. I don’t think they could afford deli meat so the mom made her a rice sandwich and I felt that
incredisnail@reddit
I immediately thought of this story when I saw the post, and wondered why someone decided to subject themself to an unseasoned carbwich willingly
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
never been a picky eater
Commercial-Star-291@reddit
why? :(
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
the voices told me to
No-Blueberry-1823@reddit
I mean if I was hungry enough I'd probably eat it but I'd be sad too
Ungodly_Box@reddit
I've been wanting to do this. Same with mashed potato.
Eclipseegoddess_@reddit
Is it good?
Mccmangus@reddit
6/10
7/10 with rice
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
i love bread way more than i dislike white rice so i think it's pretty good
Shadowchaos@reddit
Did you at least salt the rice? I feel like a bit of butter on the bread would go a long way too
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
havent used salt in 4 or 5 years
slightly_chronocidal@reddit
Is it a medical or preference thing? I know someone who doesn't like salt, and I'm prettttty sure they're a psychopath
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
i dont have a cardiovascular disease or anything, i just avoid it because its healthier since regular food has enough salt. as for preferences, i do enjoy moderate amounts of salt too
slightly_chronocidal@reddit
Fair enough. FWIW I'm sure you're not a psychopath.
Anyway enjoy your rice sandwich!
mamasmuffin@reddit
Lmao sorry I just thought it was funny someone downvoted you for this 😂
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
people in this sub will allow boiled turtles and pasta burritos but draw the line at the lack of salt smh
Eclipseegoddess_@reddit
Yup, im gonna genuinely make one rn
AmItheonlySaneperson@reddit
This food was developed by the oligarchs to keep slaves alive the longest, the cheapest
Pie_and_Ice-Cream@reddit
They’re certainly the only food deemed cheap enough to be important for slaves, yes.
Morten505@reddit
AKA the Taylor Swift sandwich.
Ricaaado@reddit
I think if you whisk up some eggs and scramble them with the rice mixed in you could get a lot more out of this.
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
sometimes less is more
Ricaaado@reddit
Whatever floats your boat 🏄🏽♂️
Bolly_Eggs@reddit
Grate some cheddar on that and your on for a winner
zingyyellow@reddit
If you're going make shite to eat, at least take a better picture, I think you're losing the subtle details, so we can all appreciate the blandness of this offering.
Impressive-Pepper785@reddit
I do love a carb
ConsequenceOk4377@reddit
two carbs
Impressive-Pepper785@reddit
Two-ché
ConvictedGaribaldi@reddit
Now this is a struggle meal
BetterBiscuits@reddit
Wrap it up in a tortilla and you got yourself a burrito
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
some mexican probably died from reading this already
Blissfullyaimless@reddit
This one irritates me.
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
why
YouPingus@reddit
Some butter or a runny egg yolk would elevate this
Bungtung@reddit
Mmm
potliquorz@reddit
Subway's new sandwich looks kinda weak.
StillManufacturer580@reddit
Add some avocado
Rhorge@reddit
Ah, yes, the daily eating disorder post
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
this was mid morning snack, i just didnt want to throw away yesterday's leftovers
TraciTheRobot@reddit
🤔 hmmm. Would
pun_in10did@reddit
Think again. OP said they didn’t even salt it, in fact they haven’t used salt in 4 or 5 years.
Open_Librarian_823@reddit
Bye bye pancreas
Pie_and_Ice-Cream@reddit
Well, maybe it’s slightly better than a toast sandwich? 🥲
MadTapprr@reddit
Fuck man. Not even any soy sauce? What are you punishing yourself for?
jayd04@reddit
carb carbwich
jayd04@reddit
Put some beans or something and you've got yourself a bri'ish taco.
Lovebugxo0x@reddit
Omg
GiardinieraHot@reddit
Thanks for the multiple angles, I was afraid I wouldn’t get the recipe correct
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
np, i messed up the recipe a few times so i wanted to make sure everything was clear
androidwithamnesia@reddit
Rice burger
Rave62@reddit
What the fuck
UnoriginalJ0k3r@reddit
I would’ve gave it a pass if you had put soy sauce on it and had consumed at least 1100mg of THC.
Different_Maybe_1871@reddit
Bro. At least put some sauce or something.
Annual_Entry2369@reddit (OP)
3 ingredients in a sandwich is overkill
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
TBF egg fried rice in toast is actually nice