Chronically Online Since the ’90s

Posted by jibegirl@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 85 comments

Back in 8th grade, my mom was a teacher, so once a week I’d hop onto her school computer to surf all the Angelfire fan sites. Man, I learned everything from The Lizard King to Leo.

It got really bad when I hit grade 9. My grandpa bought me a PC right around the time my family got high speed internet and my parents thought it was totally fine for lil ol me to keep a computer with internet access in my room 24/7.

What a COLOSSAL mistake. My brain received it like a caveman discovering fire. Hooked was an understatement. Also, RIP innocence thanks to rotten.com.

From then on, every job I took kept me tethered to a screen. It felt like I could never detox because being online became a requirement for advancement and making money. I do lament that I chose this path, but part of me still loves the incredible possibilities of the web.

I always hear that Gen Z and Alpha are uniquely “chronically online.” But honestly I’ve been living in that reality since the dial up days. It feels like I never truly logged off and I’m sure many of you can relate.